>Be me. >See the most gorgeous thing I've seen in my life walking by the dressing room. >Peek as I go by. She looks at me, smiles, asks me where the stairs are (in front of us...). Ask her where she is going. "the gym" "Oh, Its upstairs, come" >"I'm user, you?" shake her hand "Anastasia" God she is so beautiful and smells so good. She asks me where another thing is. Tell her I'll show her. >She repeats my name, wrong. "Oh, of course you can actually understand anything I say" I state, despairing at my fucking thick accent. >"Did I get it wrong? What is it again?" >"eh don't worry about it". >Show her the other room. She leans in close. So close. I can feel her against me. God she smells so good. Show her where a couple other things are. She's from Russia. " >"Well, I'll see you around!" I say as I put on my headphones and walk to the weight room fast. >Same direction she is.going, of course. I walk fast. >Go in. Do my weights as if someone is watching (of course nobody is).
God I'm such a beta. I hadn't had the butterfly feeling in like... a long time. It fucking sucks. Saw her on my way out, thought about saying something but... eh.
Hadn't wanted to neck myself this bad in a while. Laugh at me bros. Point and laugh at the beta.
russian girls are only interested in money, lol. trust me dude, you had no chance to begin with. this isn't even incel shit, look it up. their culture is fucked.
Samuel Edwards
kys retard keep this Jow Forums shit off of here
Jason King
Should of just beat her up to let her know you liked her bro
I dunno Lyn, what does it matter if I see her again?
Been a year since I dated, I was thinking I was looking pretty good too, but fuck I legit want to neck myself.
Brandon Hernandez
>Anastasia That's not her name.
Asher Stewart
She was different. I could tell by her blonde hair and beautiful eyes and perfect face and the way she smelled.
Kinda torn between necking myself and going to bride.ru and hoping for the best.
She was Russian not Urban.
Isaiah Reyes
I think it was. It would be the funniest fucking thing if I got her name wrong too.
I even wrote it in my little pad where I write my little DYEL numbers.
Liam Brooks
Every Slav girls name "is" Anastasia, until it isn't.
Owen Perez
Why would she give me a fake name?
Fuck.
Did she think I was a creep?
I guess she probably did.
God why was she so beautiful.
Why do we even live bros? No matter how much I lift, its not enough to lift the feels.
Jayden Bailey
>Why would she give me a fake name? It's what whores do. Call her retard, she wants you.
Brandon Bailey
>cosplaying as nuTifa
for what purpose?
James Rivera
I don't have her number bro, this was at the gym like an hour or two ago.
If I had any kind of a chance, I failed.
Think that's what bugs me. I just felt really anxious and like I had to get away from her but the signs were all good.
I know I fucked up. Just couldn't stop thinking how gorgeous she was.
Funny thing is I'm not an incel. Tho my last gf was a year ago.
God damnit.
just thot things.
Elijah Carter
>Gets touchy literally minutes into the conversation >She's not a whore I swear She's a vapid bitch, normally I tell people to ignore women like that but god you are fucking naive, go ahead, get in a relationship with the bitch, perhaps you might grow a little
Its my overwhelming Testosterone user. Girls have always touched me and come close.
I haven't necessarily banged all of them, but I wish I had.
Oliver Carter
all women are the same user
Nicholas Hill
I'f you're prone to autistic behavior just slow yourself down in everything you do, like time between actions and how quickly you do anything in a social interaction, the extra time you gain will give you time to evaluate and think about things that you would normally not think about until you're pouring over the interaction later and what you "should have said".
don't do the walk away in the same direction after saying good bye meme jesus fuck dude
Blake Roberts
I know bro. I fucked up.
Funny thing is I used to be able to talk to girls.
Is this what being an incel is like?
Honestly I got a bit of a thick accent and when she repeated my name wrong I was like... fuck.
>russian girls that make it out of Russia on their looks are only interested in money.
Ftfy
Noah Robinson
She trains water types for a reason. She can relate with them on a deeply personal level.
Andrew Williams
why the fuck would anyone be interested in what ugly russian girls are interested in? OBVIOUSLY we're taking about hot russians only, roastie.
Samuel Edwards
that pokeball seems fake as fuck, 0/10
Nathan Reed
This.
This woman was the most beautiful thing I've seen.
Like, I haven't had butterflies in like 10 years. Dated gorgeous girls but she was at another level.
Hair so blonde. Perfect features. Eyes light blue/gray. smelled so fucking good, and it was the gym.
This is the kind of girl I've always dreamed of. Being by her was intoxicating.
Eli Richardson
You are a fucking idiot. Just jack it out of your system with a few good spank sessions and congratulate yourself for dodging a bullet. She made a deposit into your spank bank instead of a withdrawal from your actual bank. What accent do you have anyway Mr. Subhuman?
Cooper Thompson
An unusual one. Some people think it sounds russian but clearly not cause she didn't. Heh.
Daniel Fisher
Well you're safe now, you got lucky Bromeister.
Xavier Taylor
This place is surprisingly wholesome sometimes.
Ah well, gotta work on my game, and hey, at least its a reminder girls like that exist. Haven't seen many lately.
I'd go on Bride.ru but I hear its not a great way to get laid, but it is a great way to get murdered.
