Absolutely mogs you

Spoken like a true neckbeard. Dan is drowning in pussy 24/7 and is built like an IFBB pro.

Dan pays for the women who surround him with money squirreled away from Daddy's ponzi scheme and is built like a mini fridge.

Where has it ever been confirmed any of that is true? This is total cope posting.

gq-magazine.co.uk/article/the-truth-about-dan-bilzerian
That should tell you all you need to know.

The man is pure cope and everyone living vicariously through him is an absolute loser, the type of people who go to instagram thot pages and comment "ur so sexy, gimme ur number". People like yourself.

lmao based

Makes me like him even more, go cope yourself

Dan is actually getting mogged here. The other guy is jacked and just curling barefoot while Dan is standing there in yeezy v2s like an utter cuck.

Topkek you wish buddy. He's cruising year round to stay that lean.

Correlation isn't causation. He's actually quite smart from all accounts I've seen on him.

Why are you riding his cock so hard he's worth 200m.

Tbh imo I think humility doesn't really get you anything. I don't think there's anything wrong with owning what you are.

He definitely sells the lifestyle a bit and wants to give the image his life is amazing all the time but honestly there's no way to know for certain. I bet he's lonely as fuck inside

I understand it must be difficult for you, knowing Dan isn't gay and this is the closest you'll ever get to riding his dick.

Dan you need to stop posting here. If you want post that pic of you wearing manlet shoes again so we can at least have a laugh. This is now a Jow Forums humor thread.

>How do o get fucking huge like Dan?

Chop you legs off at the knees!

Hahahababa!

Fucking kek!

Is this why he needs to pay people to shill for him on Hentai forums?

Dan everyone knows those are Dan's favorite running shoes. Personally they look okay but definitely only for running.
Everyone knows Dan prefers running so loss of the calves would be very detrimental to his times

I bet you got in trouble for using that image didnt you. Haha

This nigga roiding dumbass. HE has had multiple heart attacks already. You think a coke head is gonna dedicate his day eating right and working out

>Getting mogged by a manlet
The absolute state of Jow Forums

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>Look at dan mog the fuck out of jason huh. Dan has it all guys. Money, cars, mansions, women, and rock hard muscles that turn all the guys and girls rock hard. This is what peak natural looks like. An absolute animal. Dan is the king of Jow Forums.
what kind of mental state do u have to be in to write something like this???

Who is this guy? You can tell he's a short fuck just from the op alone but literally who?

>This is something jelly fags post to convince themselves they're a little better

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looks better without the beard.

It's really pathetic that Dan larps as some fan on Jow Forums to validate his lifestyle. You're obviously missing something in your life that makes you feel empty, Dan.

His jaw is ok, nose good, eye area (most important part) dogshit, kind bloated, also a manlet.

He gets laid more a day than i have through my lifetime though feelsbadman

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Maybe because dan is based as fuck

He doesn’t hide his roids usage, he is very open about what he uses

whoa plastic surgery should be illegal

Does Dan have friends, or are the only people in his life just the paid escorts and other celebs he posts random pictures with? Serious question.

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Nice get

at his height this is actually a rational decision

Dan is a sad and pathetic shell of a little man. This isn't my opinion, he gave an honest interview about his life and its depressing. He doesn't have any real friends, he pays for girls to sleep with him(like literally just sleep next to him) because he's so lonely and he cries himself to sleep.
Anyone looking up to this lifestyle and thinking that the pursuit of wealth and material pleasures is going to be even remotely fulfilling, take notes from the person living the wealthiest and most materialistic life possible. He's fucking miserable.

source for said interview? I am curious

He's based. Stop larping retards as if you would've done anything better with his money. Stop kidding yourself.

>that pic
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being an asshole is its own punishment. Dan sees the way people, even his friends and girls, look at him. I think living like that couldnt possibly be as gratifying as you young kids might imagine. Nobody looks at a guy like Bilzerian and thinks
>thats what men should be like
>thats a person deserving of my respect
>that man inspires me
>that is a beautiful soul
He just happens to exist at high financial tier. He isnt good at anything, he didnt do anything super special to get there and theres nothing wrong with that. He just happen to luck into a nice life. I dont see why I need to hate or respect him for that, or make bait posts about him. There are plenty of people like this, Dan is emblematic of these types. He triggers people because they are jelous of things he didnt even work to achieve himself.

Why should you be jelous of someone who would never in a million years be able to achieve what he has for himself. Isnt it kind of a good thing? Isnt it good to know that the life you have is the one you earned and made for yourself? That the best things about you and your life are actually yours and not just gifts from your parents.
at least to some extent... Dans got no right to look down on anybody, and we've got no right to look down on Dan. Just accept that your life will not be as close to an immature tween puberty fantasy as Dan's is. Oh and whores are incapable of love, and being loved by a woman is of the greatest joys on earth.

>tfw got baited

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this

call me sour grapes all you want, i would not swap lives with this dan fella

he keeps having heart attacks

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