90% of people on this board could join their local volunteer fire department

>90% of people on this board could join their local volunteer fire department
>they don't

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The volunteer fire department is for people that are too pussy to join the military, change my mind

Lmao 90% of this board would be laughed out of the volunteer fire department, what are you talking about?

yeah i could have sex too but i dont do that either. checkmate.

I was part of the youth section a few years ago, thought about joining again.

You have to have a BMI of at least 35 to be on a volunteer fire department.

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Fucking based.

Do you get paid/pussy/cool gear out of it? I'd join if so.

My obese 45 year old father is a volunteer firefighter, granted he just drives the trucks but still i've been around there and their standards aren't that high.

Military is for people too brain dead to do anything with their lives.

Is it a good place to find friends? I have no friends, so I was considering joining.

You get gear, depending on your department you may or may not get compensated.

Idk about pussy though.

Paid- I think there are some sort of tax benefits for doing it
Pussy- You save lives, bro. That will get any girl at the bar wet
Cool gear- Firefighter shit looks cool to me

>risking my life/wasting my time to save normalfags
lmao imagine being this much of a cuck

They dont want autistic gymcels

volunteers deal with grass fires and going door to door inspecting peoples fire alarms

I'm the 10%

>45
Yeah they want boomers not millenials

Military is for idiots who think their country is worth dying for

pretty sure id die immediately because im retarded

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I live in the rural South, so all the VFDs near me are just a bunch of retarded rednecks that proceed to slap as many cheap fire department stickers as they can on the back of their trucks

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I've actually thought about it as a goal. I don't do anything meaningful with my life so if I'm in good enough shape why not. Might be getting too old for it though.

>he doesn't strap anime merch on his gear to flex on normalfags
Sad
Volunteers do everything a paid firefighter does, we just don't stay at the station. Literally the only difference

There are dudes in their late 50s in my department who still pack up and go in burning buildings.