Are there any diets that will keep my rectum clean enough for random anal penetration? >went vegan for a while >shits fell out of me with zero effort >toilet paper came back spotless when i wiped I always wondered how non-porn anal sex works, like do people just enema every morning in anticipation of sex or do they just deal with the chocolate pudding smears? I want to start prostate massage stuff but I dont want to deal with whatever cleaning hassle i have down there. I only plan on using sharpie sized objects for now for penetration only, no ass to mouth or other gross shit. My plan is to just wrap whatever object i use in a condom, apply lube, then go at it. I just want to throw away the condom afterwards, not deal with a biohazard zone. Hoping to work up to getting pegged by my gf. SO what diet, if at all could minimize toxic sludge down there for regular penetration? Anyone with regular anal experience have advice?
TL;DR I want to get fucked in the ass, so what diet will keep my rectum as clean as possible?
don't you want the tight bussy? like i want the tight pussy
Sebastian White
This guy is right. It helps prepare your anus. You can't just go straight to getting taken to pound town or else it will hurt like a mother fucker
Lucas Hall
Ask me how I know you've never done anal with a dude or a woman for that matter
Jace King
Tight bussy is good but I'm more concerned with clean bussy if i randomly get in the mood for anal Yes I understand i have to work my way up if I want to take larger objects, but this thread's purpose is for the diet aspect of a clean rectum
Landon Campbell
It’s too tight without it.
Camden Bell
>random penetration >anal Nope, that works only with vaginal and oral.
Ayden Gutierrez
I heard that too much anal fucks up your sphincter so much shit just falls out of you all day for several days straight afterwards.
Michael Moore
You’re gonna have to get enemas if your gf pegs you with anything bigger than 6”.
Wyatt Gonzalez
ah, so this is Jow Forums ... what a disaster of a board, dyels fags and weebs
Parker Jones
Yeah, if you're doing hotkinkyjo or sicflicks tier anal sex with baseball bats or whatever which is why I wanna start small Well yeah that's a given, but could any specific diet choices mitigate the cleaning process?
You wanna eat some fiber and Metamucil the day before and eat absolutely nothing the day you have sex. If you eat small amounts of anything your digestive system will make room by pushing out anything left over in your large intestine down into your rectum. Just load up on fiber the day before then the next day fast and shit your heart out a couple hours before having sex. >t.fag
High fiber diet helps but you still gotta do your enemas. Don't be lazy and nasty. Clean that hole up.
Aaron Rogers
OP, aren't you concerned with your immortal soul writhing and twisting in agony in the lake of fire for all eternity for being a filthy degenerate sodomite?
The vagina self lubricates and is flexible in order to receive the male penis and give birth to children
A man's asshole does not behave this way
Repent sinner, and turn away from perversions of the flesh
>self lubricates have diarrhea and itll be lubed >flexible the anus is more flexible than a vagina could be, which is why most large insertions (like baseballs bats and fire extinguishers) go up the butt for both men and women
Jackson Young
>assholes turn into pic related >"It's totally natural bro"
You landed on the answer already >vegan My GF and I are vegetarian, and we eat each other's asses whenever we feel like it. She's up in my prostate on the weekly. All clean.
>fucking a girl in the ass >whole time I'm thinking how much I want her to do ass to mouth >take it out and say "suck it" >she starts sucking it >I'm standing there dick hard as a rock while a horrible stench of shit slowly fills the room >wait about 1 minute while she continues to lick my dick up and down >eventually say that it smells really bad and she apologises
Ayden Lopez
>finally coerce woman into anal sex with no prep >insist on acting out legit unsafe porn fantasy >be mad and disgusted about contact with feces >decide it's the woman's fault >complain until she apologizes FTFY
Jayden Allen
I'm not sure how much diet is necessarily the deciding factor. My fiance is obsessed with getting fucked up the ass (I buttfuck her a few times a week), and I've very rarely had to deal with a surprise friend waiting for me inside her ass. Her diet isn't anything special or different, and she doesn't fast or enema before anal. I think she's experienced enough to just know whether or not she's clean
Tyler Davis
have sex
Oliver Young
What do you eat that isn't vegan?
Brody Moore
>whey >egg whites >ass
So edgy. Try taking some responsibility.
Nicholas Morgan
post location
Nathaniel Gray
77.8419° S, 166.6863° E Come at me.
Samuel Foster
Mostly cheese and peanut butter milk to wash it all down. The peanut butter is the consistency you don't want so by adding cheese and forcing your body to digest it you get a consistency you like, consistently. The milk is to help ease the whole process
Andrew Edwards
There's fiber supplements on Amazon specifically for this
Lincoln Thompson
Are you a faggot or a rostie?
Oliver Moore
Nice job exposing the homosexuals.
Jackson Adams
Good post. Upvoted!
Colton Morris
Meat and fasting. Meat will basically come out of the small intestine as a small blip of liquid and fasting will reduce the amount that you'll have in your rectum.
This does sound pretty obvious given the fiber needed to clean your system out, and fasting just to keep it empty. Wouldnt high fat or protein make it smell much worse? I read somewhere that increased protein diets make turds stanknasty, which is why cat shit stinks worse than dog shit. Plus my vegan shits had no scent at all (maybe i was used to it from being so far up my ass at the time) >surprise friend Kekked Yeah it seems like an unavoidable issue and i need to stop being such a pussy and just take it in the ass like a man Thanks bros,I knew i could count on you for this
