>gets you amped up to start the day
>decreases stress
>decreases apettite
>increases testosterone for those gains
>a good social lubricant for making friends who aren't faggots
>is /fa/ as Fuck to boot
Is it safe to say that despite its health drawbacks(in 50 years time) smoking is Jow Forums approved
>/fa/
>menthol
Pick one.
>actually writing this out
not gonna make it
>Standing outside alone smoking cigarette
>The year is 2019
>I am forgotten
>Kills morons so more girls for me
>Acts as a vasoconstrictor
>Has a cortisol rebound effect
Hanma Yuujiro smokes so it must be good for you
>*blocks your path by being more socially acceptable, convenient, and most likely healthier*
>is popular with 15 year olds
No thanks
>in 50 years time
I thought this too, when I was young and stupid. The effects of smoking started to rise within 5 years, for me. In addition to all the terminal shit, smoking causes your hair to thin and high blood pressure, just FYI.
>training your brain to be completely stressed out and anxiety ridden when Nicotine is not present
>/fa/
user you have to go back
>>gets you amped up to start the day
Doing it every morning because you'll be a cunt all day if you don't
>>decreases stress
Brings stress down to normal levels, for a couple of hours until you need another
>>decreases apettite
That's true.
>>increases testosterone for those gains
Less effective if you smoke constantly
>>a good social lubricant for making friends who aren't faggots
Homeless people?
>>is /fa/ as Fuck to boot
Makes you smell like shit, too.
Zoomers smoking on robodongs are unironically cooler than you.
>I have never been to a college campus
Face it, if you’re younger than 30 and you’re smoking cigs you look like a try hard fag who’s too cool to juul. Stop trying to be a boomer
The price of my favorite marlboros went up by over a dollar. Now they are no longer worth buying because they aren't the closest price to five dollars anymore. So I quit
>causes coronary artery disease
Virgin smoke cigs while chad vapes
>(in 50 years time)
Sooner, user. Much sooner.
If I'd die tomorrow because of my smoking, my only regret would be not having smoked more.
is it wrong that I tell my colleagues that they smell like shit after they return from smoking and stand/sit close to me?
tfw stopped snus for 144hours now and Swedish. Doing it for the last 12years everyday every hour have a snus in. Sometimes even sleep with it in.
It's part of me, I almost gave in today, day 6 was kinda hard.
I went to sleep instead, and made myself a really greasy baconburger with cheese.
mfw nicotine addiction is 100% real.
sometimes I feel better, sometimes I feel worse. Will I make it day 7?
u can do it dad
No, not at all.
damn what a total shift. boomer here who went to college 2006-2010. back then, if you used an e-cig it was a MASSIVE cringe, totally debilitating. There's still memes around here depicting fedora neckbeards with e-cigs.
But now I guess it's the total opposite. Funny how when you get old, you lose touch with whats cool. I used to laugh whenever my parents would refer to something (unironically) as "hip." Is calling things "cool" going to be cringe in the future as well? Or is it already like that... fuck.
t. 31
please make it and show whos boss.
you are stronger than a little snus? R-right? When you do make it, please go and professionaly whiten your teeth in a few month to celebrate it. and have the whitest smile there is and teeth mog every 25% of the swedes that using snus.
Kinda want to stop using snus aswell, my gum is receeding on multiple teeth and soon I'm toothless swede, I can do boogie transformation but that's about it. If I don't quit this devils snus. How do I even start to stop using snus? I want to have a nice smile not some fucked up swedish farmer snus smile
>pic related is what snusing transforms you into
You snus you lose
smoking is absolute retard tier just on the face of it, but even then marlboro ice blast is the ciggy equivalent of axe body spray
This desu, big vapes and choosing liquids for flavor and fat clouds is still pretty cringe but shit like juuls njoys are cool now
>gets you amped up to start the day
Smokers cough sure is a fun way to start the day
>decreases stress
Spends the day stressing about next cigarette
>decreases apettite
Read: No money for food because it goes on cigarettes
>increases testosterone for those gains
Correlation is not causation
>a good social lubricant for making friends who aren't faggots
Funny that in the UK cigarettes are called fags and the only person I know who smokes daily is a flaming homosexual.
>is /fa/ as Fuck to boot
It's cool when you're Clint Eastwood. But you just look like a fucking queer, you have yellow teeth, and you stink of shit.
Cortisol rebound effect? Care to explain this to a brainlet like me?
Clint smoked Swisher cigars
It isn't everything black and white.
You see don't forget the golden rule.
Drinking and smoking, yes but only on weekends. Mo-Fr is to recover FROM the weekend. Never mix them two up.
Funny shit, I used to smoke when I was working in my last job like 4 years ago. Smoked like 1-2 pack at music festivals. Time passes. Slowly start to smoke less and less. I fucking can't stand it now and can't even smoke a single one. The smell alone is disgusting. It wasn't even intentional.
Golds are where it's at hun
Even if all this shit was true at least I don't have to post threads like this on Jow Forums to cope with the health anxiety
>Is it safe to say that despite its health drawbacks(in 50 years time) smoking is Jow Forums approved
No, the health drawback is the moment you start smoking. Lungs are important for doing enough work capacity to build muscle.
Cigarettes also fuck up your recovery by introducing toxins that your body has to deal with.
>makes you infertile and sterile
>clogs your lungs
>makes you smell like shit
>ruins your teeth
10 year 2 pack a day ex smoker here. DITCH THAT SHIT.
>smoking for /fa/
you're the only faggot here mate
its safe to say that you´re stupid.
i smoked for a couple years and it will fuck your lungs up. you need oxigen for lifting although its an anerobic sport.
Thats why i stopped. made me breath like a mf.
As a former smoker you are fucking retarded OP.
Try doing a 20mi run or 100mi bike ride as a smoker.
You are not fit.
>decreases stress
Not really man
Nicotine withdraw is terrible and an insane amount of stress, also terrible for teeth, skin and weenie control
It will cause increased cortisol long term because smoke is a fairly major stressor and mediator of cellular damage
Just a few cigarettes have a disproportionate effect and mediate most of the damage of smoking. Might as well go whole hog if you've already fucked up that much.
> aexpensive
Good work man
While custodian lit a cigar
Lel. It looks like somebody shat in your mouth during your nap
as someone who smokes around once a month, i can tell you the "false calm" narrative about smoking is bullshit, it makes you feel nice the first time, even when you don't have an addiction