Married Men Thread

Not a faggot, but I'm happy for you, wish I could have a bro to live together, not that civil partnership shit, but you know share a flat, go to dinner's, bars, gym, travel etc. No sexual shit thought

Well thats just gay

Daniel?

oh we dont live together. and we both also date other people

>Wife is preggo again and we're moving across the country so I can go to school and live full poverty mode for the next 4 years

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Thats a yikes bro. Give it up for adoption lol. Buy it back when u got $$$

>this
I don't take cold showers, only eat one meal a day, mew, not eat carbs, and not jack off just so I can be stuck to one hoe for the rest of my life.

I already have two, a third one isn't going to change much. Plus I live in a welfare country so my wife gets more money from the government for the kids then what I was making at my job before I quit to move.

>does your wife lift?
Goes to the gym sometimes with me. She's naturally petite, low bf%, which is a big addition to why I married her. She could tone it up a bit though.

>how long have you been married?
5 years

>how's your sex life?
She's way hornier than me. I thought me wanting sex and her denying would be some marriage hell stereotype, but actually I'm the one who's tired more.

>how's the marriage overall
Good. Marry a conservative Christian virgin if you can. I'm starting to redpill her on racial differences and the Jews.

You better be white.

>married to my husband
well duh

Oh sweet summer child

>once a week
Lucky cunt.

My wife is whiter than I am but still pretty white

>Yes the wife lifts, she's gotten into running recently
>Just shy of 2 years, been together 6
>Pretty good, 3-4x per week most weeks, sometimes 2-3x per day
>Everything I could have hoped for, nothing changed

That is a porn flic, right OP?
>she don't lift...now
>13 years
>average for years but we have improved a lot lately. This shit comes and goes
>pretty based I can say. We had our bad times but now that's water under the bridge

Jesus, you fucking degenerates.....!

>not really
>a few years
>great, just started drinking her milk. it's great too.
>10/10, but I didn't marry a whore

-Yes (pic related)
-15 years
-On average we fug 8-10 times a week
-Females never mature past the mental age of 12, those that do are cunts. Let's just say my marriage is more like raising a legally fuckable 12 yr old daughter

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>does your wife lift?
lifts baby tier weight and does cardio because she's overweight and needs to lose quite a bit.
>how long have you been married?
2 years a week ago.
>how's your sex life?
Currently bad. I'm cutting hard at 1250-1500 calories a day and 60 days sober, tired all the time and no sex drive. This sucks because we are trying to get pregnant.
>how's the marriage overal
7/10 - we could use more money, some habits could be changed, and we need to continue on healthy paths as well as get pregnant which has been emotionally difficult for her.

While I'm working out, my pig of a fiancee just gorges on food. I'm okay with this, it lets me project my prior eating habits onto her, and shes getting a big delicious tummy.

>ywn have a wife because you're too autistic and ugly for women to like you

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Nope. She used to before we had kids tho.
5 years
It varies. Sometimes we go 3-4 days without it, sometimes we go 2x per day for several days in a row
It's alright. Got out of shape after first kid, so I'm trying to get Jow Forums again.

>No but I'm getting there. She does a lot of light stuff and calethetics/yoga, but her spine is fused in two different places so I might never figure out the right routine for her.
>6 years married
>Fuck all the time, though I can tell her sex drive is slowing down and it's starting to irritate me. She still seems to love it by all accounts, but I dont get called for it unexpectedly like I used to.
>Bretty gud, the best thing I can say about it is that I seem to think every woman I meet is a half retarded thot who lacks half the character and wit of my wife. Frankly they all disgust me
.If she were to die or we were to divorce I'd probably call off women forever.

Spongebob.

Have fun dying sad and alone. You won't be in your 20's forever. Imagine living between the ages of 40-100 without any family.

>Females never mature past the mental age of 12
>marriage is more like raising a legally fuckable 12 yr old daughter
I wonder what your wife would think about this line, you fucking pedophile.

Getting married kys boys

What kinda hick, trailer-trash home do you live in, bud?

>We had our bad times but now that's water under the bridge
Story? Wanna learn for future relationships

Well,we live in Mississippi and shes my second cousin so....

>yes
>1.5yrs
>2x/week
>outstanding

Is your wife a woman with those giant man forearms and thighs?

I'm married.

>does your spouse lift?
Yes, he does.

>how long have you been married?
6 years.

>how's your sex life?
We fuck about 2-3 times a week; oral and other stuff about 4-5 times a week.

>how's the marriage overall
Top notch. Couldn't ask for more or better.

>>does your wife lift?
no but she's starting to IF and run to get back down to a good weight (aiming for 120)
>>how long have you been married?
4 years, together for 11 years
>>how's your sex life?
sex every couple nights, regular hand and blow jobs and I keep her happy by fingering her nearly nightly
>>how's the marriage overall
pretty good desu. 2 kids and a dog, own a house. Still have some issues with depression I'm working through but we both stay pretty active and are happy overall. We're only 30 so have a lot of time left, though retirement is scary to think about in this economy (canada)

second cousin doesn't really mean anything though

Yes.she is female (male)

Not married, in a relationship for 2.5 years now. It's going really well and we're planning our future together. The only thing that's bad is our sex life. It's maybe twice a month and it's not even fun, she only does it for me as she never feels horny. During sex she doesn't do much and says that she doesn't feel pleasure. She started giving me footjobs, handjobs while I watch porn to keep me happier but idk, I want to fuck more often and have her be into it. What do, Jow Forums?

Was married for two years
Found her profile on a sugar baby website
I suspected it for sometime but couldn't get proof she was actually doing it
She was with family vacationing with our son when I found out
I got a lawyer and surprised her with divorce papers when she got back
Still waiting on judge to make a decision on full custody
It's all good though... Pic related

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>no but she wants to once the new baby is born
>3 years
>once a week or so, but desu I have transcended the need. Once your ego is satiated, frequent sex is unnecessary.
>Married life is great and I highly recommend. So great to see our kids grow up, and have this entire swath of our lives just solved.

Failure to reproduce is a death sentence. Bachelorhood is just another form of inceldom.

get on it son

Getting married on the 27th to a trad Catholic cutie

>still pretty white
so not white, then.

>Second cousin

It's an older practice, but it checks out.

Genetic problems don't start until first cousins, and the church only forbids first cousin afaik.

>Who here /married/ ?
>>does your wife lift?
She used to, we want to get back to the gym
>>how long have you been married?
Two months
>>how's your sex life?
Twice a week vanilla sex, lady comes first
>>how's the marriage overall
Good overall, bad times but mostly good, we cook healthy and sleep well

How did you fuck up that badly that she became a whore behind your back? Give us the details so bros can avoid this fate. What were the warning signs?

>every now and then. Used to go with me steady for a 6months but started a new job and hasn't been back.
>5 years come September
>on fucking point I'd say. 2 times a week average
>our relationship has been strong the entire time. But weve had some massive hang ups put on us.

>4 years ago her dad got really sick lost his job and got depressed. Hes fairly healthy now but hes so depressed he wont leave bed for more than an hour a day.
>3 years ago her brother committed suicide. Didnt show signs didnt leave a note just drove to a grocery parking lot in the middle of the night and ended it.
All in all life is great and we are both happy for the most part

>You better be white.
Or, what?

Is being married worth it in the end?
If you could do it again would you marry or just be a bachelor?

>cardio bunny I guess you could say
>4 years
>once a month
>really good, we both love each other a lot. People said it to expect big fights and what not but I dunno we've had disagreements but nothing major. Every day feels very easy and just happy.

I don't think she performed any act or business while married. She was getting ready for it... Maybe is just my ego blinding me
Warnings Signs
First and the one that started the stress: I saw she messaged some woman in Insta. She asked her how her "whore profession" was affected after having a baby (while pregnant).- I didnt confront. Even if I did, I felt/feel like this kinds of wishes are just ingrained in someone. She was just gonna be more cautious. So if it eventually happened, then good I can find out. If not, then happy family.
She used to watch sugar baby documentaries all the time.- did confront but as a joke. She stopped watching them in front of me.
She mentioned how she has always liked older men.- maybe this was more of a festish. Maybe I could have controlled it by acting some scenarios? Still... I didn't have the money she was dreaming about. I make around $75k.

My Suggestion to Fit

Don't get married lol

Spend a lot of time with a woman and always calculate your moves. They're dishonest beings. They will lie really good and you will ignore those lies because they smell great and pussy tastes great. Fucking indict them about their past.

Trust your fucking instincts.- I read sometime ago how your instinct is this feeling we developed with evolution to survive. "Oh shit, feels like a dinosaur is about to eat me" "oh shit, I feel like this bitch is a whore"

YouTube: The Black Phillip Show and learn it. Patrice O'Neal is the best mentor I never met.

Anymore questions, let me know.

>Lifts 4 times a week with me
>4 Years so far. Arranged marriage but couldn't be happier (t. half Pajeet)
>Fucking great. Nothing comfier than nutting inside the woman you love at least once a day.
>Couldnt't be happier.
Still some hard times but it's all worth it. Don't fall for the Jow Forums bros, there's still good women out there. This is the comfiest I've ever been, and being head of my family is the greatest thing to ever happen to me.

Hell yeah dude

>Not really but does some zumba type shit videos which makes her sweat so it's all good to me cause I get to lick her sweaty tummy
>3 years anniversary soon
>it couldn't be better actually
>a good 9. She's loving and wakes up and makes breakfast for me before I wake up and dinner before I get home

He's not wrong. Women are children. If u can't even accept that turn gay or something I guess, but then again don't cuz gay relationships are always degenerate and insecure

Dumb bitch spotted

All you married bros, this is not a troll question but: has your wife ever cheated on you? What did you do? I'm sure it feels awful regardless, but I feel like it's easier to break it off with someone you're dating who cheated but a bit harder if you are married to them. Would you ever try to reconcile it, or do you think one act of cheating constitutes a divorce?

Travelled a lot due to business. Far away from home and the kids affects you with time.You start going to parties, meeting people, doing wrong shit.
Also, she had a good job, well paid but out of home 14h a day. Totally stressed.
Insane.
She quit. I work from home now (and lift). Income decreased like fuarkk, but fuck money, bro. We are here, at the right place now.

Lmao fucking idiot I bet you're a stupid kike

She agrees bc that is what she is told is correct

This is what scares me. I have been in a relationship for 2 1/2 years. My girlfriend wants to get married. She is 37 and wants kids. I love her, and I know she loves me, but I cannot just pull the trigger. One reason is because I just started getting good with girls when we met (i'm 34), and want to fuck more chicks. I know that's immature and lustful, but that's how I feel and part of me wants to fight against it. Another reason is she is really controlling and is not cool if I take a day or two trip with my friends once a year or so. I'm not perfect, I have been an inconsistent bf with my emotions. We broke up about a month ago but she really wants to get back together and start a family. I don't know what to do and it is fucking me up. I just don't want to make any fear based decisions. Any advice from the married guys and single guys would be appreciated.

>37

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She's controlling because she does not trust you.

This can mean two things (probably a shade of a combo of both)
1. she feels like you'd bang other chicks if you could
2. she is also full of lust

>she's 37 and wants kids

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Man, you gotta make up your mind fast. Dont lead her on any longer or she will never have time to find another guy and have children

You are way too old to think like you do. Get over it, geezer. Your time is up.

Never thought I'd find a sadder group of chucklefucks than the incels but here we are

hope she froze them eggs bro otherwise you're in for a lot of pain and probably some miscarriages

unless this is literally your dream girl you should dump her, go down your pants for a couple years, then try to find a girl in her 20s that you can marry and knock up. 37 is just too old

oops I meant "go sow your oats" not "go down your pants". Don't do the latter

>37 is just too old

This fucking loser is 34. If you are 34 and unmarried, you should give the fuck up on "going down your pants" or whatever the fuck you want to call it.

INCELS RISE UP
OUR TIME HAS COME

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She fell for the career vs kids meme. But she does make almost 200k per year, so it worked in some respects.

If I was single. I've never cheated on her and I have had the opportunity a few times.

Yeah, I don't want to lead her on. That's why we broke up. In fairness to me, she was adamant about not wanting kids for over a year of our relationship.

That's what I'm thinking too. Though, getting married to someone because "fuck I'm in my 30's" and being miserable or even getting a divorce at 40 AND being single seems worse.

Posters are at least 75% positive on their marriages. Not a bad showing for what I presumed was going to be a depressing thread.

Test

Are you married?

Yes.

Thanks, user. What was/is your job?

I am never going to be married or even meet a woman that even wants to be in a relationship with me. This thread made me really sad.

>32 year old wizard
>manlet (5'6)
>literal autist
>work retail

I have tried looking at jobs beyond retail and everything wants years of experience. Nothing is really entry level any more aside from retail and fast food.

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Experience with women? If this is a situation of "I dated 3 girls then married" I'm calling BS

Wife and I lift together some times, sex is great been together six years married 3, I'm basically a meta human compared to her shes 4'11 and 100lbs and I'm 6'3 275lbs

just bee yourself

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I'm married. The wife doesn't lift. We have 4 kids ages 5 and under so she has her hands full nursing babies, raising children, cooking, and keeping the house. She's a stay at home mom. She eats healthy and looks good. Shes 31. We normally have sex every other day or so. Pretty much whenever I want it. Maybe once a week or so she'll initiate sex with me. I get her off maybe once every couple weeks. We have a newborn right now so her vagina and ass are all tore up. No sex for 5-6 weeks. I'll demand a BJ at least once a week for a while, maybe more as she starts feeling better. We've been married for 7 years.

We have a really good relationship. Being married is great. There is a synergy created when you have a masculine man and a feminine woman working together. The whole is greater than the sum of the parts. My quality of life is way higher than I could ever make it alone.

Having a family is also really really fun and fulfilling.

Are you a man or women?

when you are indecisive, decisions get made for you by outside circumstances. this robs you of agency and will slowly drive you insane. don't go out like that

Being married with kids really is comfytown.

I am a loser. I do not know how to get out of retail.

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>Yes, not that heavy, but more wieght then dyel males at the gym.
>6 years
>3 times a week, sometimes twice on Saturday or Sunday.
>Good, we got married young and have changed a bit over the last couple of years. She finds it annoying when I push /self improvment/ memes on her and tell her to stop watching tv.

>5'6
Lmao, will they ever learn ?

No
9 years
Good when she's not preggo
Great, when she loses the weight from kid #2I plan on fucking her brains out

Married-fags, what is your advice to make relationships work? Any wise words/redpills you wanna pass on?

Agreed