>no mire thread
Lets go boys! Mire thread now
Havent gotten any hard mires lately but had some qt’s stare and smile at me in the train and at the bus stop.
>still feeling more and more that becoming more handsome and Jow Forums has made me come off as more charming and has people made me like me more.
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mire threads are fucking cringe. kill yourself
I don't like using this word often, but uh
Cringe, user. Cringe.
Chill out man isn’t the main reason you come to 4channel to laugh at autistic shit? Jow Forums is the best source of comedy on the internet.
It’s also endearing seeing people get excited over little stuff.
Mire threads are wholesome.
Last one even had a good love story (I like to believe it’s not a LARP).
My grandma said I looked malnourished a few days ago when we had lunch because my cheeks are now more hollow than they've been in my entire life. Not a mire but someone finally mentioned them which was nice.
>t. person who never received a mire
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I get looks now after losing 30lbs. Not sure if mire or what. Cool either way.
Fuck off Brad
>comes to autistic board
>complains about autism
Idk if this was really a mire but she's attractive, talked to me, and I go here often.
>Go to get salad after gym
>Girl leans closer and asks"Are you getting a cobb?"
>"Uh, I'm getting a chicken Caesar this time."
>She turns to other girl behind the counter and says "He's not getting a cobb" other girl goes "UGHH! You usually get a cobb not tomato though, right??"
>Girl is making my salad and ays she notices I come in after the gym usually it seems but never ask for the discount. "Like they should know anyway though like HELLO clearly you go to the gym."
>She goes on to make my salad, talking about how good this certain kind of chicken is, how she's in college and blah blah.
Idk if it was really a mire but she talked a lot to me and the thing about me clearly going to the gym made me feel good.
I had a girl telling me my bulge looks so small compared to my body. That was the first and only time a girl said i have a big body
Nigga be proud of that they clearly mired you, enough to remember your order too
>been sick for a few days
>girlfriend has been rubbing up against me
>complaining we haven't had sex in three days
>pretty sure she's gonna rape me again.
What should I do?
Explain to her that having sex is cardio, and cardio kills gains.
llmfao based
>be me
>lifting for 1 full year
>start looking juicy af
>approached one girl with her lanklet orbiter and asked her out
>oh no no no
>he gets mad but can't do shit
>she starts blushing playing with her hair
>realize though that she's not even worth it
>roastie looks too much like a mutt
>walk away like a boss and start doing curls
>look out the corner of my eye
>lanklet is still fucking mad
feels good boys.
Why would you put the after pic on the left? It is really confusing.
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It's okay if you have never been mired user
You must read a lot of manga
I get mired only in the locker room when i'm naked by mostly old guys and other guys. When i'm walking in the street no one looks because i'm unremarkable in clothes, I'm around 5'7 and pretty ugly so i'd give away my good bod to have a nice face and height.
Just go shirtless you dummie.
10/10. Goal body of mine
Wear thin tight shirts, you little lump of protein.
sounds hot. you should wrestle with her in bed
6’1, 71kg/154lbs, 8% b.f.
> in Hostel in Hong Kong
> get talking to russian qt
> she starts smiling at me, sniffs my neck and won’t move away
> starts biting on my neck while the entire roof terrace is watching, I play it cool and keep talking to everyone else
> she whispers that she’s so horny she hasn’t been like this in years
> starts grabbing my arms and feeling up my back
> I suggest we go downstairs to my private room
> she follows
> the rest is history
I don’t know how much was to do with my body but she and another 2 girls that week were very complimentary
Put on 4kg since then, onwards and upwards
i see no difference in your pic bro
>I'm around 5'7
so actually 5'5"
sorry man, but at least something is better than nothing
left is the after
You've improved but the pics don't do it justice
Please get out of my head
Why do you assume he's adding to his height if he already stated hes short and ugly? That's something people do Irl and when they're arguing online. There's no reason for him to exaggerate and any lanklet knows there's not a difference between 5'5" and 5'7".
You're just being toxic senpai
nvm. you fukking pussy. You just chipped away a little more of my faith in humanity. You actually think it would be any better being 5'7"? So much so that you fib about it on an anonymous image board?
>Lankley calling others lanklet
Its going to be a long road for you buddeh. I hope you make it
If he's lankey I'm literally slenderman
I thought this girl at work was mirin
She's probably filing a sexual harassment compliant on Monday
She drugs me
How does your ass feel when you wake up after she's done?
It's a mire my dude they think about you
>be me
>meet a qt who is into exercising
>She knows that i go to gym but i never show my body to anyone
>somehow she gets my number and start to talk about how she wants to improve her abs
>I asked her to send a picture of it, she said that she will but i will have to send a pic of mine aswell
>Ok we have a deal then
>Jesus she got a really nice tummy
>Sent my picture to her
>Oh user, it's a shame that nobody can see this body, i really liked it and i think most girls would like too. Stop being so insecure
>T-thanks u too
>got my ex to cheat on her new bf with me.
>keeps texting me “I miss that dick”
>cute girl with big tits wants me to eat her out
>bisexual bbw sent me a message on tinder that said “yummy” with the devil horn emoji
>wants to chill soon, might ask for a threesome
Thanks Jow Forums you guys started my fitness journey and allowed me to reach this point.
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have sex
>be today
>back day
>decide i’ll max out on deadlift
>i usually do 135lbs, so i add 90lbs
>as i’m loading some dyel teen asks me what i’m doing
>i’m not a spastic so i tell him deadlifts
>him, and his 3 other dyel bros are in awe as i lift it no problem
>feelsgoodbrah
Wasn’t much, but it felt good. I did 4 more reps on it because the mire got me pumped up.
Post gf
Holy shit you retard go back and talk to her and get her number. What the fuck.
Girls wouldn't be that friendly if they didn't like you
>getting pub subs with bro
>cute af latina publix girl chatting with coworkers about a guessing game
>finish buying food
>catches my eye
>beams at me and explains what they're doing
>"oh Haha nice"
>walk out
the fuck is wrong with me?
I see her there often at least so maybe I can go hit on her sometime
>work in a bottle shop
>get a few drop dead gorgeous woman come through
>there's one girl that always smiles at me and asks me how my days going
>be 6'4 but a fatasfatass
>don't have the confidence to say anything other than the bare minimum my job requires
I'm currently dieting and going on 30 minute walks every day though
You usually only do 135 but you can rep 225 for 5? You're wasting your time doing 135 then.
>go to the clinic
>girl in charge of drawing blood mired my biceps
>girl in charge of EKG mired my chest
>girl in charge of urine samples mired my musky morning piss
>went to McD's for breakfast afterwards
Great Saturday morning for me lads.
I had to change gym to planet fatness because am poor and the amount of mires is unreal
>be me
>chilling in my couch with my sis
>watching YouTube on Xbox
>video was something about dr Phil stuff
>see muscular guy with big forearms
>sis says lol why don't you have forearms like him???
>I tell her I do and show her my arm
>flexed it a bit for her to see
>wow! There's a big bump right there! Good job user!
Thanks sis
>walking to pool in apartment complex
>pretty lady, maybe late 20s walking to her apartment
>smiles at me and says hello
>say hi back and ask ‘how’s it going’
>”Going great. You look really good!”
>”Oh thanks, I appreciate that.”
>keep walking to the pool
>wonder wtf just happened and if I said have talked more or something
Does this mean I’ve made it boys?
Started some calisthenics last Sunday. Just 10 push-ups, 10 sit-ups, 10 squats and 10 forward lunges. Only got to 8 sets in an hour (I know, I'm weak. Almost done burning fat with a 1000cal a day diet) Did the same thing today and got to 10 sets in 40 mins. Did another 3 to complete my hour. I'm mirin myself.
Based small bulge poster
LA Fitness and Saladworks?
Nice user , you should hang out with her more
Girl wolf whistled at me today. Mostly dudes telling me I look good tho.
Fitness is kind of a joke. In the winter I was fluffy af, nearing 20%. Girls would come up and start kissing me at parties, whole groups of girls would start dancing around me, waving across the room, "OMG he is SO HOT" etc. So many instances. At first it felt cool, but then again all YOU people also get "mires", and you're on Jow Forums. And most people in the world get "mires", because they aren't fucking virgins.
All these "mires" are basically
>congratulations, you AREN'T OURWARDLY UGLY
It isn't much to be proud of really, unless you are in a transitory state. Connecting with people on an emotional level actually affects your maslows hierarchy of needs, and is a much larger feat for most Jow Forumsizens and/or autists. Cultivating a Jim/Pam relationship (trite as it may be) like I did so naturally years ago before the autism hit is like receiving 1000 orgasms a microsecond when you look into the other person's' eyes. I would give anything to be in love again.
pic very related.
samefag here. btw its all face LOL get rekt by genetics 3x10 9x on your fucking LIFE HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA YOUR EXISTENCE IS THE CONSEQUENCE OF HUMANITIES CONQUERING OF THE INFANT MORTALITY RATE YOU ARE DESIGNED TO FUCKING FAIL AHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
went to a 4th of july party with a bunch of old friends from high school (going into sophomore year of uni now) and lots of girls we’re unironically mirin my bloated strongfat physique i was shocked. i dont even look that good desu, like a scaled down version of jason blaha with less love handles and more delts
but it was fucking ruined by this one insane bitch who was way too drunk and didnt know anyone at the party but me so she followed me around all night butting into all my 1 on 1 conversations and screaming into everyone’s ear about how she used to be my neighbor. social proof leeches are the worst desu
Spoken like a true Jow Forums dyel loser that gets zero attention from either sex.
I would say so
I was cycling uphill on my road bike in shorts and T. Powering uphill and gripping the bars must of made everything look flexed because 2 girls were walking down the hill and one said "whoa look at that". I looked behind me and there was literally nothing else to see. No cars, no other people, no majestic sunrise. I looked at the one that said it and she just said "alright mate" and I kept on my way. I'm still trying to convince myself it wasn't anything to do with me why they said it, i'm only built-fat , nothing special and I don't get usually get mires but I can't figure out what else they they would of been looking at and been impressed by. I mean, my bicycle is pretty sweet but these were chavs, they wouldn't know it from any other bike.
What the fuck is a cobb
Listen to this guy, he got trips
Shoulda invited yourself in and clapped her cheeks...there’s still time user
Why did you post the "see ya later virgins" frog. Don't tell me something happened user.
Went to the beach recently with a bunch of friends (females aswell)and the girl I like kept looking at me and playing with her hair, don't know if mire or she was just fucking around
she def interested, wanted you to be a chad and talk to her
Is this a mire or is this regular doctor behavior?
>go to podiatrist
>she’s doing doctor things to my feet
>says I have really great feet
>(my feet are really muscular and veiny from being on my feet for 16hrs a day for years)
>moves into talking about sports
>she must be feeling out if I play footy or something
>periodically talks about my nice healthy feet
>asks about my weekend plans
>oh shit yo
>tell I have video games waiting for me at home lol
Could possibly be normal doctor small talk... but get this. She wants me to come back in 2 months. Even has me make an appointment.
pic mfw when I’d never date someone who turned their fetish into a profession.
>met qt girl I haven't seen since I was in uni buying groceries
>start talking, mostly about travel, mentions something along the lines of how different I look
>try to play it off like its nothing
>"No like, you seriously transformed yourself, i'm happy for you"
>:')
>first sex with gf
>Tells me i look like a greek statue when i took off my clothes
>She couldn't stop biting her lips while caressing my muscles
>Made her feel like she was a virgin again that night
POST TUMMY NOW
>Getting a non virgin gf
Beat her in the stomach, don't go overboard since your sick and need to rest
>30 minute walks
Pointless. My girlfriend was only a virgin for the first time we had sex, and she wasn't a virgin any of the times after.
You're more in love with the idea of it being something special than any actual intrinsic value it has.
why not, it's living the dream
Not sure if I should call these mires but
>More or less a week ago
>Want to do a little joke and lift my toddler brother with my arm
>Mom suddenly notices my biceps and gets very surprised because she didn't notice despite the fact that she knows I've been lifting for a short while.
>Moving on this Friday
>Hanging out with a couple of friends my female friend grabs my arm one moment before noticing something weird and asking if I am going to the gym, the other friend, a guy, gets also surprised (neither of them knew).
>Both compliment my progress of barely month and a half
I am still skeptic about these, they are getting impressed by mediocre gains at best and are people that love me so there might be a bias. But it is the nearest thing I got for now.
>t. mirelet
bringe
>transformation
what did he mean by this?
My friend asked me back in a day to which gym do I go to.
I didnt even go to gym back then, only calisthenics and martial arts.
I guess I looked good to him.
Isn't 30 minute walks every day not that bad for an obese dude?
Do more than a 30 minute walk faggot, at least do a 30 minute run or at least walk for an hour, a half hour walk is basically nothing
Aww, that's cute. You shoulda got her number.
You're a faggot if you didn't fuck her and a faggot if you did
God user, I did this once but I was 15 years old. Dummy
If she takes you, you should just rape her right back
She was just bored.
You get free drugs and sex? Is your girl single?
get a gym membership ( I would've added retard at the end there but you're trying so I'll spare you this time)
A qt mired me yesterday at the mall. She was tall, blonde, curly hair, lovely body, she looked like an upgraded version of my ex.
Posted this a while back
>huge tits intern needs help with something at work
>go to her cube to help her out
>right in the middle of me typing on her keyboard she kinda looks me in the eyes with a fuck me look and starts giggling
>kinda smirk back when I finish and leave
>get texts from pic related
I just fucked her last week, shit was amazing. She comes back from Cali tomorrow.