Try anal with my gf for the first time

Mfx?
>VAI!
>*slap*
>*psssssssshhhh*

imagine the smell

Probably, I had like 30 fucking tabs open

Based and checked

>Fucking gf in the ass
>Jizz the motherload in her ass and all over her asshole/cheeks
>She says it would be hot if i ate it
>Gobble up my own jizz and particles of shit
>3 months later in uni have a massive argument and split up
>She tells all her friends, whole of uni course know within a day
>Everyone thinks im a sick pervert and friends are even distancing themselves
>mfw

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>and friends are even distancing themselves
They weren't your friends, brah

>Everyone thinks im a sick pervert
Because you are

Well thats how ass-sex works in real life you flaming closet-homo
>imagine fucking a girl and chosing the gay hole

>They fell for the buttsecks meme

oh if this is true its pure ragefuel
god women are such niggers
why cant they just break up and thats that
why do I hear countless times about the women completely foiding out
"his dick was tiny" "I fake orgasms"
"he ate his own jizz"
grrr the inferior femoid brain just cant comprehend a break up and has to lash out
atleast im a lonely faggot who hasnt had to break up with a girl and had them lash out
they could easily make fun of my 3 inch pecker

Brraap

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Hahahaha, you need mates that have your back and will high five you for that shit, not faggot ones that get grossed out.

This. I bet those cowards don't even eat ass

you are the problem on multiple levels
you choose that woman for a relationship prospect
you clearly like suffering by beeing such a sodomite
you are a degenerate yet dont want the world to know how shitty you are
bet thers more skeletons in that closet you keep stuffing up with shittycum eating
if anything you should be happy, you can selfreflect now

Its fake mon

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what did you expect user

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lmao you still did that even after you came you sick fucking degenerate

at least parents didn't find out, in this situation I would make deep fake nudes of her if I don't have them and send to all guys I know

Get an enema bulb
Either way you fuck ass you'll get shit on your dick occasionally, just wash it afterwards

on god that shit is beyond disgusting

this, deepfake some nudes of her with a really gross body too

what about all the men who post their exes nudes online to humiliate them

fair game. if the breakup isn't amicable then it's fair game to go on the attack and ruin her reputation. but it should be done anonymously.

>friends are even distancing themselves
Either they were never your friends or they are soft fucking faggots. I would still be your friend after that and would only be pissed that I had to find out 3 months later you fucking nigger

Women have the right to defend their integrity when someone attacks it dumbass

Fucking this. Either you are ashamed of your behaviour and should strive to change it, or you arent ashamed therefore it is not a secret you disgusting shiteater

t. roast beef

Go to sleep Johnny you need to wake up early for Sunday school tomorrow

It is 1PM you dumbfuck. See what happens to you disgusting filthy sodomites? You cant even use a clock after all those excrements you digested.

god you are lucky. my gf only gives me anal occasionally. my ex would give it almost every day and willingly force farts out if i told her to while my dick was still inside.

>What are timezones

Fuck off whore

>defend their integrity
>literally spreading slander to people irl
>comparing it with online dudes jacking off to women they dont know
Literal feminist tier victim role. The vaginal jew.

You projected i am underageb&, so I projected la-la-lard land doesnt exist. Ez pz

my gf slowly came round to "sitting" on my face (more like kneeling over my head and holding depusy above my face) and when she did it opened her right up for me to get in there and she couldn't stop saying it was the best head she ever had. make of it what you will but i liked it and she could stroke my dick from there which was nice. she also had me in some shitty handcuffs cos she likes to feel in control. she didn't realise how little that meant until i flipped her over with my legs and used my weight to hold her down and penetrate her with them still on. fun/10 would do again, its the only time where she does more of the work so I "save it for a treat" and just tell her to do it when I'm tired

why the hell would you not slap such an insolent bint, pin her down and fuck her til she couldn't speak then choke her and fuck her some more. thats fucking vile and deserves punishment. the real test was to see how you reacted afterwards and you just sat there and took it like a little bitch. congratulations on losing your gfs respect and i hope you loom forward to being cuckolded by a better man

You clearly didn't fuck her ass. Ass fucking is a meme and doesn't feel good at all, it's terrible. Its only purpose is to satisfy a man's need to dominate.

>Everyone thinks im a sick pervert
But you are. You literally ate cum and shit out of an asshole. Hou have no one to blame but yourself, I'm revolted just thinking about it you degenerate fuck. At least have some sensr of shame in what you did.

kek, nice bait. I honestly didn't expect anyone to bite before i scrolled down

>what is bait?
come on now user

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>doesn't feel good at all
That's where you're wrong friendo

>im a sick pervert
yes, yes you are

Bro she has to clean it first take a shit do a lil enema ya kno shower with some soap maybe. Use coconut oil for lube too it's tit

Typical.
This is why women don't touch you.

My gf is extremely squeamish about me eating her pussy and will only let me do it while drunk. I love 69ing. It is the best.

what exactly did you expect moron

my gf don't want to sit on my face when i ask her reeeee

hahaha

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imagine not eating ass hahahaha

low t detected

>eat cum and shit
you need to go on Jow Forums bud, for your own sake

welcome to reality. 90% of the anal memes are pushed by incels who have a fantasy anime vision about anal.

Haha did you sniff it haha

dump her, that is completely unreasonable

>woman proudly tells her entire social group that she had anal sex
modern society is a meme

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Fucking hell user

don't forget the poo particles can get up your pee hole and give you a UTI

Nice

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Why is jizz eating bad?

Men can literally dip their cock in a pile of shit and fuck it raw and they probably wont get a uti. We have the longer urethra which prevents that. Women on the other hand are prone to infections when you start messing with poo

This place never fails to disgust me

Does your gfs name start with D? Sounds just like a girl I know in South Carolina

>it's tit
you're supposed to lube her tits as well? these are good tips guys keep em cumming

>he fell for the anal meme
geez user; you suck cocks too?

just sowly warm her up to the idea by mentioning it when you say what you fantasised about/want to do to her when you see her. don't make a big point out of it and it will take time, i was in your position and my gf only recently tried it and she fucking loved it. it took ages though, we've been together for almost 2 years so i must've been mentioning it for at least the last year

>you don't want your gf to fart on your dick so you are low t
you know that is neiche fetish shit right? not stuff anyone will do if horny enough

if you actually like anal youre a closet fag

fuck her but you deserve it for sucking cum and shit out of her asshole

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My dad once said
>Adomą ir Ievą Dievas sukūrė, kad vaikus daryt, o ne, kad šiknas draskyt

You guys deserve it, lmoa

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Those werent friends bro
If my bud did that and i heard about it i would laugh my ass off and maybe bust his chops about it but i'd tell his ex to fuck off and stop bad mouthing him

I'm very sensitive to smell and would probably hate my gf if something like this happened so I don't bother with anal much

THIS TOTALLY HAPPENED