Is this true?

>roastie shit on social media
No. Stop asking stupid questions.

very cool!

probably. i don't have any legs and my dick is 58cm

>+5 to ball size

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No, I have a thicc lower body and 7.5” penor.

obvious optical illusion, big legs make pennis look small inbetween comparison. skinny lanklet legs make pennis look big. remember kings, women will never take out a ruler and measure you, they use their eyes and their eyes are terrible for measurement

>why do things look bigger next to comparatively smaller things?
How dumb do you have to be

literally retarded, smaller body makes dick look bigger

Proportions and skinnier fat pad

EZ

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Cognitive dissonance, they fall for skinnyfuck /fa/ type dudes and need to make an excuse for why they still fuck them when they're unathletic, unattractive, and boring

Post balls

It doesn't matter if it's true or not. Even if a million scientists (male) came out with a study that proved (no, the thickness of your legs does not have any effect on the size of your penis) bitches will believe what they want to believe. the female brain is a fascinating biological catastrophe. 90% of females unironically TRULY do believe that they have some sort of sixth sense that just DEFIES all logic and science. e.g "i can tell that guy has a big penis just from the thickness of his legs." "I am a magic wizard lady." Because they lack all the qualities that make men great i.e Intelligence, strength, wisdom, complex thought, logic, rationality, honor (a subject they cannot even comprehend. see: complex thought, heroism and finally, the penis (this is the BIG one, no pun intended, but for all the wrong reasons, more on this later)
Due to women lacking all of these things they must make up massive COPING MECHANISMS to help them find meaning in their undeniably inferior existence. So since women lack all of that, what do they do? Well they make up some sort of hockus pockus bullshit about their sixth sense and the overblown myth of "female intuition" Since they don't actually have anything redeeming outside of a vagina they make up a story about this magical thing that only THEY happen to understand and that stupid silly men simply don't get it! That's why women are way more likely to believe stupid shit like horoscopes, or mysticism fortune teller crap. They don't have anything real going for them, so they need to make up meaning for themselves. A hilarious effort, truly. Now remember how i mentioned in the things women don't have they really get caught up on the penis? Yes, this one is a true knee slapper. Since women cannot comprehend complex thought and they do not have the capacity over that of a 14 year old boy, they believe that the PENIS is the key to all of this. Yes they ignore all the other things about males and truly do believe that...

...The true reason for their inferiority is...get this. THE PENIS. Penis envy is real people and it is mind numbing. Women believe that men are only superior due to the PENIS. Yes it is like a patriachal tool of absolute power and control. The penis for women is like the ring from lord of the rings. It is an all powerful omniscient BASILISK. It is like a God to them. Which is exactly why they worship the penis so delicately. It is why they are willing to have a sweaty, disgusting smelling erect member inside of their mouth for minutes at a time. Because they believe that this is the source of the male's power. A symbol of dominance. This is why women judge men by the size of their penis so much. Bigger penis = more primal POWER. Of course, only the saddest, most pathetic male would honestly be upset about having a small penis. Can you imagine basing your entire existence on how well you can pleasure a woman? Sadly, in this day and age the amount of "men" who think this way is growing ever larger. But remember this, you confused folk: Even the smallest member, even a scientifically certified micro-penis in a woman's eyes is still superior to every vagina that has ever lived. Which is why they hate them so much. Not because they cannot pleasure them, no. But because they believe that only a few millimeters protruding from you crotch makes you the superior sex. The female brain is the greatest dark comedy ever written.

Right is bigger

>r*astoids don't understand relativity
really promoting the "women have low spatial iq" stereotype there sweatie.

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thot science......

It's obvious, isn't it? The bigger your legs are, the smaller your dick looks in comparison.

didn't mean to quote, but enjoy your free (You) nonetheless.

Who hurt you?

>Who hurt you?

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Shut up.

That image proves nothing and we are on a fitness board anyways, this thread ought to be deleted.

You cannot validate an argument by posting dumb images.

found the woman

thank you fren

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Yeah gonna need to see proof of this claim

>You cannot validate an argument by posting dumb images.
Watch me, faggot.

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Man, go outside

Post body.

This. My ex still believed that penis shrinks from heavy exercises tho. Bitch was dumb as hell.

My nigga just posted an essay and you responded with
>who hurt you
Is that your argument that he cant respond to with images?
Cringe but redpilled

Actually probably true

Have sex

>y’all is associated with onions
Whoever made this is insanely autistic and should kill themself and you should kill yourself too for saving and reposting such cancer.

She's right.

t. user's ex

I mean, TECHNICALLY it shrinks DURING the exercise.

I think it's more that bigger legs make your dick look smaller by comparison.

>some dumb hoe said something stupid. Is it true?
Yes

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Ouch!

True
>8 inch cock, pencil legs

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no it's not
t. 27" quads and 8.5" cawk
yours probably looks bigger though, relatively

>be me
>huge 9inch dick
>women usually refuse to fuck me cuz it's too big
Yeah women are liars.

based and autismopilled

Otter is the most aesthetic. Lean is better than big. Thin guys are probably more aerobically fit and therefore healthier and more able to perform in bed. These are all objectively true but the bear mode bloatmax homos of Jow Forums will always cry and deny. The thot is a thot for saying it on social media, but she’s a correct thot in this case.

>>y’all is associated with onions
>Whoever made this is insanely autistic and should kill themself and you should kill yourself too for saving and reposting such cancer.
He is right. "y'all" is the inclusive form of "guys".

Of course not
I have short beefy af legs and packing 20 cm
>Inb4 only 20 cm

Being really toxic and problematic there sweetie..wow....just...wooow.

Do girls really do this?

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they are exactly the same. I copy pasted the dick and then drew the legs around them

Big guys are usually compensating for the small dick so usually this is true.

yes but girls are retarded and cant judge size/measurements.
my ex told her friends my dick was huge and "bigger than this bottle" that she was holding end to end. it was a wine bottle (12"?)
im 7" in reality

>a meme that's actually accurate

That is some rare sauce right here bois

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Is that why I'm thick?

Half of those were on 4chang years ago.

>years ago
Before plebbit started spamming it.

It’s not that we listen, it’s that 25k other dumb whores listen and it becomes truth

This 2bh.
Men are pretty bad at judging size, but women are fucking hopeless

So? Only people who can't think for themselves go full contrarian.

based and cheto-dust pilled

>How come this branch looks bigger between two saplings than it does between two huge tree trunks?

Dumb.

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What? Things go out of style. Also some sayings are associated with certain communities.

>Things go out of style
That shit was always cringey as fuck, that user is just assblasted he's finally getting called out over his faggy canned phrases.

>Doesn't realize she knows she's lying in an attempt to win the envy of her friends.

Yikes.

because guys with big legs AND big dicks dont give 0 fucks about stupid ass hipster art hoes

You got the right idea about females,
Men are above them and should act accordingly. Take care of them and be responsible for them like the half-children they are. Not sure about your focus on dem penors but okay

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have sex

Holy cringe, what is it with obese incels projecting so much? Post body so we can laugh.

You guys realize DYEL's and fatties get laid all the time? Thus posting body means means nothing

Please go outside

COPE

wew

>wearing underwear

jesus christ lmao

Please show your parents this work of art. Then have sex.

Shit negro that's me.
t.7 inches and twinkmode (but 25khv).

Not the original user, but I also have giant balls (a genetic counseling student I hooked up with thought I had macroorchidism). Chicks fucking love balls slapping against their clit while you fuck them from behind. Even moreso if you're picking them up.