Anyone notice people treat you differently after you get Jow Forums?
Some things I’ve noticed.
Positive:
>Don’t have to pay for tabs at bars/clubs
>More people call you sir
>Don’t have to wait in line at grocery stores
>People get out of your way when walking down the hallway in the middle
Negative:
>More guys are jealous of you
>More injuries/back problems
>Coworkers think you’re a dumb meathead
>Have to pay more for food to meet cal/macros
Overall I guess it about evens out.
>people get out of your way
>coworkers think you’re a meathead
>bars/clubs afraid to call you out for your tabs
Geez how big are you?
8x4
I had this but in opposite way
I used to do martial arts and looked
Very lean but got depressed and stopped for 3 years doing anything.
Now Im skinny fat.
> girls used to smile to me and think Im cool and mysterious cuz I dont talk much , now they think Im weird and look at me with disgust
>people were always smiling at me and starting small talk, now I feel like Im being ignored
>once even dropped a joke into conversation of my University friends to get involved and they looked suprised and angry that I talk to them.
>Just overall people used to be a lot nicer and friendlier to me now I sometimes feel like a ghost between them
Forgot to mention that when I look weak people kind of try to dominate me more, woman too
Are you asian?
Nah, Im slav
>>More people call you sir
Also boss or chief. Not gonna lie, I like that.
>doesn't pay for tabs
>cuts people in line
>mean mugs people in hallways
Dude you sound like an asshole! You don't have to be big to be a cheap cutting bastard.
Postive:
better body
cons:
>counting macros, paying more for food/supplements
>sometimes injuries
>mean mugs people in hallways
Don’t mug people, just usually try to stay in the middle to see who will move. Think of it as a social experiment, you should try it.
Yeah you should try driving your car in the middle of the road too. Just like as an experiment to see who moves out if the way!
You are a fucking idiot dude! Check your fucking autism man. Jesus christ!
Disgusting girls and fatties plus gay dudes are all over me. That's about it.
pros were that I never had conflict with anyone ever, girls liked my arms and some casual friends were actually jealous of my physique.
Cons were that strangers were very competitive but never confrontational and generally people think you're stupid.
Driving a car is not the same as walking down the office hallway dyel.
It's exactly the same thing!
You think you're some kind of alpha walking in the middle of the hallway?
You're just a faggot with something to prove but nobody cares. Nobody literally NOBODY is thinking "man that guy who takes up the hallway is cool, or alpha, or confident" they ALL just think you're a dickhead! Congrats man you're the office dickhead. You know what's even funnier? The hundreds of actual real men you've passed in hallways who have actual shit they need to do and they see right through your retarded nigger tier nut flexing ordeal and get out of the way because they know you are not even worth a second thought. So they let you take up the hallway and walk past and laugh.
my man
I also shoulder check guys who refuse to budge when they clearly have space and I don't. These faggots are always surprised and do nothing about it besides saying sorry
>feelsgoodman
beta cope
>You think you're some kind of alpha walking in the middle of the hallway?
I never said this. I said people move out of the way for me when walking in the middle of the hallway. You’ll understand when you start lifting.
Enjoy being a nigger! Literally everyone hates you!
>caring about what others think
this has to be bait
>Don’t have to wait in line at grocery stores
What? That's not how lines work.
Yeah you did! It's the subtext of your actions.
Literally the biggest most insecure cope i can imagine! Well done man! I fucking hate everything you are.
Inb4 rent free.
You have to be 18 to post here.
You’d move if we had an office hallway showdown at work. And stop using “!”s, your reddit seethe is showing.
>Don’t have to wait in line at grocery stores
This actually seems to be a thing...
>go to supermarket
>grab a couple of packs of meat and some eggs
>go to checkout
>people in front look at what I've got
>say 'you may as well cut ahead of me'
When I was a fat fuck with a full trolley, nobody wanted me squeezing ahead of them. Not sure how much that is due to social gains and how much is just that I buy less now...
>Yeah, you know what would be alpha? >Murdering and looting and gangbanging.
You're actions are what fucking niggers do and you should be ashamed.
I get more respect during college endeavours, but at the same time people think I'm a brainlet and get good grades through intimidation.
He never said that. And stop using the “n-word” pls.
Get back into martial arts, start lifting and find better friends.
Congrats man. You're the biggest dickhead in the office.
And by the way I've never been to reddit ever, not even once. Im just a 30yrold boomer with zero tolerance for niggers and faggots like you who think acting like a fucking ape is a redeemable quality.
I hope you and everyone like you gets killed and that i pull the trigger.
seethe
Dude you can't actually think walking in the middle of hallways thinking your a badass is anything but insecurity and autism.
I mean seriously... You can't be serious without actually being a paranoid schizophrenic who should be in a padded room.
Does nobody else see this? I mean... really? Jow Forums is condoning nigger behavior? What bizzaro dimension did i jump to ?
Office bully masterrace reporting in. Run that bitch. I've been doing this social experiment to see who is alpha and who is beta in my office. Turns out roughly 99% of my office is beta. What I'll do is I will purposely walk in the middle of the hallways and not move to the side when passing. I think I've had maybe only one or two wanna- be tough guys actually say something to me. Everyone else just deals with it. Some even hold the doors for me. If this social experiment has taught me anything it's that most people are intimidated by authoritative figures and will do almost anything to avoid confrontation followed immediately by pain administrated by said authoritative figures.
>mfw I see beta dyels submit to the side of the hallway like the cockroaches they are.
No douchebag. They're trying to be polite and not have their careers fucked up by getting into a fight at work.
Some guys never grow out of high school man.
Can't wait for you to shoulder check some "beta" gangster or Russian oligarch. You'll find out real quick how tough you are when you get on the bad side of some powerful man's ego.
beta cope
No slavs wait in line anywhere so whats your point?
Its why your entire culture is swirling the toilet bowl of history, and all the smart Slavs moved to the Western Civilization.
This must be the dumbest comment I have read this week atleast.
My only guess is you are a boomer from America, since I can not comprehend anyone else having their brain being this fluoride
Positive
>people listen more to what you have to say
>perception shifts from being the class clown who nooone takes seriously to being just a funny and likeable guy
>people generally respect my opinion more even if it seems strange to them
>girls smile at me more, also in those awkward moments when you want to avoid bumping into someone and you both go to the same direction I usually just get a big smile from them instead of them looking at me annoyed as before
Negative
>Doctors sometimes seem more hostile towards me trying to challenge me by deliberately explaining stuff with a lot of technical terms instead of dumbing it down as before. also they ask me if I am on roids
>feel like shy girls sometimes feel a bit intimidated and get the wrong impression of who I really am
Also I realized how I am turning more and more into a normie or even a Chad maybe. Have this new coworker who is a literal autist and seems like the person to browse Jow Forums. He seems incapable of even the most basic shit on his own and constantly worries about something being against the rules or whatever. It really annoys me that he is so inefficient at dealing with stuff that often I just take it upon myself to talk to people for him and let him tag along. He just stands there awkwardly while I make smalltalk and handle the stuff he needs. He is the kind of person that if you told him he cant have something he wouldnt argue, likely not even ask why as he seems to hate confrontation. I guess the reason why this angers me is because I used to be the same although not quite as bad...
>I am turning more and more into a normie or even a Chad
Chads are born, not made.
>Doctors sometimes seem more hostile towards me trying to challenge me by deliberately explaining stuff with a lot of technical terms instead of dumbing it down as before.
Or maybe they don't think you need to be coddled like a child now that you look like someone with their shit together.
it's this my doctor told me that he expects fit people to have more profound medical knowledge because it's another part of getting fit
I had a guy do this to me once and I arm dragged him into a double leg and bounced his head off the concrete floor.
>user mad at Chad walking in the middle
Things will get better when you start lifting bro
hahahaha fucking americans dude, they're so stupid
Jesus fuck he's right you mong. Life is not an american movie where you're cool and badass and mog dyels. People see right through your autism and one day you'll bump into a fucker who's just as dumb as you and he will fuck you up.
I like you. Never stop posting.
sure you did
beta seethe
Enjoy your trip to the forest as they bag in the trunk in a nice midnight
>scared of where you walk in the hallway.
sad
Lmao I can't imagine being this much of an insecure loser. You're pathetic
You laugh but you’d move for him.
I like that people think your an alpha, but I talk like I'm a fucking professor reciting a lecture. As usual someone sees that and takes it as weakness and trys to mog me, mostly the one Puerto Rican at my job. It's ok though he's a coping lanket who thinks he's black. The blacks don't approve of him though.
>Jealous of you
I've found opposite m8, there is some friendly competition from office Chads because they recognise me as a peer now. Most people are really supportive, just the odd bit of transference from a self hating fatty
>I talk like I'm a fucking professor reciting a lecture.
Fucking gym betas decided they have to ask my permission to use any equipment within a 7 foot radius of me
Stop being a faggot and just take the equipment if I was using it I'd tell you
I shouldn't have to break my concentration to talk to your dumb ass every time you're too scared just to move in
I just want to do my deadlifts in peace
I can see your dumbass waving your arms in my view asking me the same question 4 times
I was in the zone to hit this next set and I was ignoring you
JUST TAKE A FUCKING HINT ALREADY
Im 6'8" and I have these problems.
I'm 5'7" and I never have to worry about people respecting me too much
post body
lol i bet ud like that
Mr. Ameriburger, I’ve been waiting in a breadline for the past 3 days. Please send another Berlin airdrop :/
nice larp fatty
>Fucking gym betas decided they have to ask my permission to use any equipment within a 7 foot radius of me
WHY IS THIS SO TRUE shit fucking pisses me off. I am CLEARLY deadlifting here right here, why the FUCK do you have to interrupt my workout and ask me to use a squat rack that's 5 ft away that I am so obviously not using