My lifts have doubled since the last time we met, Jow Forums

My lifts have doubled since the last time we met, Jow Forums.

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Good. Double the gains, double the sloots.

double zero is zero

Let's see Paul Allen's lifts

Good. Double the gains, twice the mog.

Good. Double the lifts, twice the bloat.

I've been looking forward to this

not to worry, chancellor. deadlifts are our speciality.

>Is it possible to learn this power?
Not from a natty...

I sense great fear in you, user. You have strength, you have discipline, but you don't have a girlfriend.

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based dubs mogging OP

This legit hurts fuck you

Hello there

Weak your bench press is, mmh...

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I hear a new brotege you have, Emperor. Or, should I call you, Darth Swoleous?

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I feel utterly slayed.

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Decimation

more like double the gains, half the sloots.

Judge me by my max do you? HMMMM

The ability to deadlift 6pl8 is insignificant next to the power of SS+GOMAD

those saber lights are thicc af

what about the overhead presser's attack on the squat rack?

Lmfao

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Das-a anybody want-a do calisthenics weeth me?

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Learn the way of the barbell, embrace Starting Sith

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I'm just a simple man trying to lift my way in the universe

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Checked and kekked

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Fucking kek’d

Aren't you a little short for a Chad?

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Steroids are a pathway to gains SOME consider to be... Unnatural

kek

>Slaps on lmao2pl8
This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Zyzz the wise? It's not a story the natty's would tell you. It's a Jow Forums legend. Zyzz was a brah who was so powerful and so wise he could use the weights to influence the muscles to create....... aesthetics. He had such a knowledge of the barbell he could even keep the gains he cared about from dying. The aesthetic side of lifts is a pathway to many abilities, some consider to be un-natty. He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his gains, which eventually of course he did. Unfortunately, he tried his heart out on everything he knew, and his heart killed him in his sauna. Ironic, he could save others from lost aesthetics, but not himself.

Very based user!

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You have allowed this anime forum to twist your mind until now, you've become the very thing you swore to destroy, a manlet DYEL

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