Feeling tired today. Someone motivate me to hit the gym

give yourself a break today, user. We all know you're only going to be 2nd best.

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Is this what larping virgins think women are like?

all women are whores regardless.

Kek, don't worry one day you'll go on a date and find out brah

t. white knight

Boy are you in for an unpleasant surprise lol

Sure it did, pal.

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We arent all autistic virgins like you, my dude

Same bro. If it happens again I might just up and leave.

do u promise?

I have over a decade of dating under by belt, which is how I know you incels are bullshitting. "All women are whores who gobble nothing but dick for brekkie, lunch, and dinner." is classic incel sour grapes cope.

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MACHIAVelliAN

>dicking a lady
>she tells me my dick is bigger than the guy she lost her virginity to, and she's glad she didn't lose it to a big dick like mine bc it would've hurt
>my dick is completely average
>spend the rest of the time I'm inside her wondering whether every girl I've been with makes up random mean shit about me to make their current one night stands feel superior
Why do girls think dick is a zero sum game?

>brekkie

Mate you're an australian, all aussie women are whores with 5+ dicks under their belt. I mean shit that's me being pretty generous, most are 30+.

>all aussie women are whores with 5+ dicks under their belt. I mean shit that's me being pretty generous, most are 30+.
5+? Who am I to judge? Did you think I was just giving girls butterfly kisses during my decade of dating? That you think 5 is a lot of people to have had sex with only further exposes what an incel you are.

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>wagies go out clubbing every weekend
>a woman's chances of getting laid on a night out clubbing are 90%
>it is somehow unfathomable to the incel's mind that the weekends add up
>5 dicks is a problem
Nigga I don't even like men and I've played with at least 5 dicks in my time. Lol. Fucking incels with their virginity expectations.

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>he thinks women only fuck 30 guys
got bad news for you bud...

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Dumb retard thinking 5 dicks is a lot. You should be happy (like I am) that girls are promiscuous, that makes them easier. Why would you even date a girl in 2019 anyways? I just plow a few times until I get bored and toss em to the team.

You're unbelievably naive if you think you're gonna fall in love with the first "qt virgin" girl you fuck and live happily ever after. You have a virgin mindset

OP here, just got back from the gym. Thanks for the encouragement lads.

>Bro believe me, I've dated around and all women are whores
>5+ people is a lot to have sex with
Incredible how easily incels expose themselves as the LARPers they are.

how do I even start finding a decent woman?

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it's all just luck

lucid dreaming

your taste in women is determined by your own self respect. there will always be a compromise but even still if you don't aim too high you'll soon too low. this goes for everything in life

Sifting through the "non-decent" is literally part of the dating process, man. Even women have to do it.

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have cope

>decent woman
literal oxymoron

Same. Wasn't on a date, but I was hanging out with her 1 on 1.

Is all a joke now thanks to the kikes and ugly bitch and whores and femenism

Maybe ask Mother LIlith for a Succubuss they are very lovely,nice, and they will protect you and hear all of y our problems and you could even enjoy the astral realm with them and get them to show you amazing stuff, butRemember are very jelous souls and you shoudln't cheat on it and respect her/him and love her, this arent hookers, this are higher souls

>Who am I to judge?
A man?
Or at least a demi-male in your case.

Only pedophiles pretend they’e above judging whores.

you have to specify a time, moron. anyone who doesn't reply to your post has a guaranteed most peaceful death possible for their mother

Become a decent man

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Post the real one you degenerate

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>I don't even like men and I've played with at least 5 dicks in my time.

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I've had numerous dates where girls think they can impress me by saying to what parties they went to and how shitfaced they got there

Modern western women are fucking clueless really

>literally have a gf
>have sex with her
>get called an incel because i have standards

the absolute state of angloids.

mate the difference between 3+ and 500 makes no difference to me.

lol what? im already with a north indian virgin m8 so defeatism is meaningless to me. enjoy collecting the cream of other men, you are pathetic for settling.

the science is there in plain writing for you to see. dont expect a good decent wife to make children with if she's had more than 3 cocks in her life. i mean if you're fine with being a degenerate and just fucking strangers that's your choice but if you ever plan to settle down and raise a family you might as well kiss those hopes goodbye or resign to being a literal cuckold cream collecting beta who eats left-overs.

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