Have you ever heard the tragedy of Zyzz the wise? I thought not. It's not a story the natty's would tell you. It's a Jow Forums legend. Zyzz was a brah who was so powerful and so wise he could use the weights to influence the muscles to create....... aesthetics. He had such a knowledge of the barbell he could even keep the gains he cared about from dying. The aesthetic side of lifts is a pathway to many abilities, some consider to be un-natty. He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his gains, which eventually of course he did. Unfortunately, he tried his heart out on everything he knew, and his heart killed him in his sauna. Ironic, he could save others from lost aesthetics, but not himself.
Have you ever heard the tragedy of Zyzz the wise? I thought not. It's not a story the natty's would tell you...
Carson Morgan
Juan Hall
He was infact the hero we never desevered
Taken away too soon
Anthony Green
faggot with good insertions and steroids
Alexander Anderson
He's the only reason i have been lifting from the last 2 years. We're all gonna make it brahs.
Nathan Allen
Powerlifting is a lie, there is only aesthetics.
Through aesthetics, I gain mires.
Through mires, I gain confidence.
Through confidence, I gain victory.
Through victory, I make it.
The iron shall free me.
Elijah Morris
he has an awesome body, but the most punchable obnoxious face ever... fuck him, thanks to the gods he is dead-
Nathan Ortiz
*had
Robert Richardson
Good night sweet prince
Joseph James
What did Zyzz run?
Isaac Collins
i propose some changes to your copypasta
Ethan Carter
Haha nice meme! xD
I'm a fellow prequel fan myself, there's always a bigger fish amirite?
Michael White
Yes, you are
Connor James
good riddance
S
Thomas Martinez
Another turning point a fork stuck in the road
Time grabs you by the wrist directs you where to go
Hunter Lopez
Zyzz is a testament to how having rich parents can enable a beta loser to roid up, go through multiple surgeries, and learn photoshop to become a mongolian basket weaving forum an hero
Ayden Turner
Surgeries?
Explain yourself.
Robert Cox
>t. sadcunts
Asher Nguyen
He had surgeries done to his face and when called out about it his response was “my parents are rich idgaf”
Lincoln Reed
Could a natty learn this power?
Jayden Young
Not from a roidhead
Benjamin James
Cringe
Parker Foster
>Zyzz the Wise
>takes DNP before going into a sauna
>"Wise"
Isaiah Brown
RIP BRAH
Robert Allen
that was only in response to getting his teeth fixed.
Mason Robinson
>Started at 145 dyel mode
He inspires me so much anons
Samuel Bennett
No matter what your thoughts are about him, He helped inspire so many people and provided many lulz along the way. An absolute sick kunt.
Nathaniel Fisher
I've seen 3 Zyzz tattoos in person. In Ireland.
That's pretty fucking nuts to me and for so little. I was here when he was shitposting.
James Martin
>be me, in the city
>get hungry, want a burger,
>walk to mc donalds
>order a big mac co,
>"what do you want to drink?"
>I'll have a diet coke
>"alright, 2minutes" the cashier says
>flips my three like zyzz at him giving him the zyzz symbol and nods my head
>goes and sits down in shame
why do I have to do this?
Cameron Cook
Oof
Samuel Myers
He had the heart to make gains but his heart had CHD causing him to RIP
Ayden Cooper
>been lifting for half a year now and he weighs 25lbs more than me even when he was a twig
Fuck I hate being a manlet