Strangers from distant boards, friends of old. You have been summoned here to answer the threat of Fraudor. Jow Forums stands upon the brink of destruction. None can escape it. You will unite or you will fall. Each race is bound to this fate, this one doom. Bring forth the Roid, Swolo.
Strangers from distant boards, friends of old. You have been summoned here to answer the threat of Fraudor...
Wyatt Miller
Brody Anderson
YOU'LL NEVER STOP ME
Ryan Baker
Liam Green
So it is true...
In a dream I saw the weight room's sky grow dark. In the treadmills, a pale light lingered A voice was crying, your gains doom is near at hand. Zyzz's bane is found...Zyzz’s Bane....
Nolan Foster
Ash nazg durbatuluk, ash nazg gimbatul
ash nazg thrakatuluk
burzum-ishi krimpatul
Lincoln Gonzalez
Never before has anyone uttered words of that tongue here in Jow Forums
Liam Thomas
I do not ask your pardon Master Scooby for the Black Gains of Fraudor may yet be seen in every corner of the gym
Evan Martin
it is a gift! A gift to the foes of Fraudor. Why not use this Roid? Long has my father, the Steward of Swoldor kept the forces of Fraudor at bay. By the blood of our people are your gains kept natty. Give Swoldor the weapon of the enemy, let us use it against him!
Lincoln Jackson
You cannot wield it. None of us can. The One Roid answers to /fraud/ alone. It has no other master
Jack James
>8 replies
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Austin Bennett
And what would an e-celeb know of this matter?
Lucas Green
it is fucking gold tho
Samuel Collins
Post more OP. I love LOTR crossovers.
Adrian Reed
This is no mere e-celeb. He is Jeff Cavaliere, natty of Athlean-X. You owe him your allegiance.
Jacob Hughes
I'm shitting on your effort without reading your thread and you can't stop me. You can't stop me!
Idiot! You put effort into something no one cares about you FUCKING NERD
OWNEd
Ryan Robinson
just take your screenshots for reddit already and stop this shit thread
Cooper Foster
I likey bred
Chase Peterson
Jeff Cavaliere! This.. is Zyzz's heir....
Ryan Myers
and heir to the throne of Jow Forums
Landon Jenkins
Sit down, Chad.
Angel Hill
Jow Forums has no king.
Jason Gutierrez
Keep em coming bro
Oliver Jenkins
Jeff is right. We cannot use it.
Isaiah Green
not worth the effort on this one buddy
Oliver Young
You have only one choice. The roid must be destroyed.
Caleb Johnson
might have been half decent if the shops were better
another 70 hours practicing in mspaint for you buddy
Blake Gonzalez
What are we waiting for?
Ayden Jones
>Autism: The Thread
Logan Powell
It's better if you just seed a few posts and let everyone else do the rest, user.
Or if you'd not spend 10000 epochs in MSPaint
Nathaniel Green
The Roid cannot be destroyed, Kyriakos, lord of Bloat, by any lift that we here possess. The Ring was made in the labs of Mount DYEL. Only there can in be unmade.
William Nelson
It must be taken deep into Fraudor and cast back into the onions-filled chasm from whence it came.
One of you must do this.
Carson Hughes
Holy Reddit
Adam Hall
Please repost this thread every day until the meme becomes forced, or else I'll do it for you
Josiah Gutierrez
This.
Tyler Torres
Who would Eric Bugenhagen be?
Faramir?
Daniel Bell
Maybe Eomer or Theoden. Even Imrahil.
Michael Cooper
fucking cliffhangers man
Michael Richardson
>What business does a chad, an e-celeb and a bloatlord have in the squat rack?