Why bother when other primates look like this natty and on a mostly vegetarian diet?

most girls would love to fuck a chimp or a gorilla.

source: ur mom

I'm an only child, you're mistaken friend.

a girl wrote this

and most guys would love some dolphin pussy

Banana

Different enzyme chemistry hormone balance and an active lifestyle (as in climbing swinging and fighting all day) makes chimpanzees strong af.

Is HumanM/DolphinF & HumanF/ChimpM the future? Is the solution to gender animosity to separate species entirely?

this

its mostly a white girl thing

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dont animals have more anabolics receptors?
thats why they are muscled af

they play basketball for most of their early life

How does doing this affect the dogs relationship to the woman? Does it become less obedient?

>sued for cyberbullying
>bestiality is illegal in most states
okay whore.

I sometimes wish America and Europe could at least switch our genocide scenarios. Unlike Mestizos, Muslims may put stop to such things.

Dog starts drinking more and stays out later. Becomes emotionally distant. Watches a lot of TV and avoids eye contact when they're not directly communicating with their owner.

You got burned tho

Imagine not lifting for banana in 2k19

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don't bother then soiboi

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we need to start injecting the right dolphin genes into women from a young age

heh

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literally genetics. Humans have the highest BF% of all primates. We use it to store energy.

>why bother training when there are already people better than you?
are you a communist?

Chimps are omnivores who eat meat on a regular basis. They are also cannibals.

Gorillas have two inch penises.

kys retard

I can understand why chimps are jacked since they are constantly swinging from tree to tree, but how the fuck are gorillas so strong while not doing anything to warrant it and eating nothing but bamboos and leaves?

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Primates on mostly vegetarian diets also have the smallest brains. You don't want to be a brainlet, do you user?

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Is there a case where a ape was injected with steroids

weak manlet physique bitch ass chimp with overdeveloped arms and no chest.TF can you do against me with your 4 feet fridge built.training arms 7 days a week swinging from tree to tree, banana eating ass and no V taper.you are literally getting mogged in every aspect from your fat belly to your tiny little skull and your non-existent vascularity.You are nothing against me, you fucking chimp

your average fit poster

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>vegetarian diet

>literally eat insects, meat, and drink breast milk for almost 5 years fucking straight

Virgin Gains on suicide watch.

Hormones.

Dolphins have prehensile vaginas, right? Like, as in they can do giga-kegels?

Bro just swap your digestive track with a chimp’s and do bobad, bunch of bananas a day.

if you ran around all day long climbing trees you'd be bigger than the chimp.

they barely eat any meat and vegans don't necessarily oppose eating insects or nursing

Humans are the only ones who need to work out to look muscular.
All other animals look by that by nature and if they tried working out they literally would get no progress.

Humans are very unique mammals in the sense that we are way fattier than most other primates.
This is a survival mechanism, be happy about it

shitskin muslims are part of the problem not the solution.
You're not European Ahmed now fuck off

so you are?

I'm already bigger than a chimp

Well done

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The chimp routine is

>3 hours of bear crawls
>3 hours of bar swinging and pullups
>constant bodyweight squats

If you did that every day since you were able to walk you'd look much bigger than that.

We only need to work out because we've stopped using our bodies like they evolved to. Stone age humans did marathons and landscape parkour most days. If modern humans can do parkour and gymnastics just imagine what wild hunter gatherers were doing over rocky terrain. We are the MOST agile apes.

based

kek, racist, kek.

Mostly vegetarian AKA not vegetarian.

Fuck your wordplay,

Because I'm trying to attract women, not monkeys.

I've heard somewhere that humans are one of the only animals that break down our own muscle for energy even when we aren't starving. Other animals can grow muscle without trying at all.

Most versatile, not the most agile, but you are right about the marathon part. Humans have one of the highest staminas among all animals. Most big cats would give up chasing an animal before they even run a mile.

Gorillas and Chimps or any primates have a bacteria thats helps them get the most of the vegetals they eat and insects and thanks to them they aquire even more nutrients thanks to the bacteria, gorillas and chimps are very lazy and most of their life they just eat and move around and sleep, is a bout nutrition and genetics.
1. you aren't a gorilla or a chimp
2.you dont have their stomach bacteria
3. you have better things to do than just sit around and eat all day long
4. you are a human with even more powerfull bodys than them, our bones and flesh can be harder than steal or rocks, we have iq and brains and science, communities, etcetc

Show me another ape that can do triple handstand backflips

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Chimpanzees actively hunt and eat small monkeys, insects, and other small mammals like mice.

They aren't *mostly* fucking vegetarian. This mayday needs to die

>Gorillas and Chimps or any primates have a bacteria thats helps them get the most of the vegetals they eat and insects and thanks to them they aquire even more nutrients thanks to the bacteria, gorillas and chimps are very lazy and most of their life they just eat and move around and sleep, is a bout nutrition and genetics.

citation needed

This guy gets it. Humans needed more energy storage because in our beginnings, we got our meat by literally running it to death. Also explains our evolution into mitigating heat through sweating rather than panting. The antelope has to stop and pant to release heat, the can keep going and just sweat it off. Dinner is served when the antelope collapses from exhaustion.

Remember when a girl who bragged about her sexual acts with her dog wanted to fuck a JewTuber and failed miserably?

They aren't vegetarians, all the fiber they eat is converted to fat, the macros on their diet looks like a ketogenic diet

second this

> Thinking he can outrun a 200kg cat even if he had a 100meter head start.

Stamina is useless if you are getting caught in less than a few seconds.

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cows weigh half a ton and they also do fuck a besides hummping each others ugly ass females and eat

Because I'm not competing with other primates. We already beat other primates. We beat them so bad we had to have laws passed just so we didn't accidentally hunt them to extinction for sport.

This monkey proves calisthenics works, and proves that "people" who do calisthenics exclusively are monkeys

try walking on fours all day
there's actually a legit training like this

i think they rather fuck a dog or a horse

they are oportunist carnist

This guy literally has been walking and running on all fours for years. It has nothing to do with your training. It's diet and hormones.

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So this is the power of Calisthenics

I'm not a muslim, and you missed my point.
Mestizos put on donkey shows. Muslims throw gays off roofs and honor kill THOTs. I would rather whites in Europe and colonies not be replaced at all but if both are happening, I'd rather be in a Muslim nation than an Aztec one. Less THOTery.

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that's one hairy polish guy

Coprophagia

lul you really believe that huh?

"The apes have killed and eaten so many red colobus monkeys, the population has fallen by 89% and they are having to find new prey"

"A large proportion of this amount is eaten in the dry season months of August and September. In fact, during the peak dry season months, the estimated per capita meat intake is about 65 grams of meat per day for each adult chimpanzee. This approaches the meat intake by the members of some human foraging societies in the lean months of the year. Chimpanzee dietary strategies may thus approximate those of human hunter-gatherers to a greater degree than we had imagined."
www-bcf.usc.edu/~stanford/chimphunt.html
maybe stop believing vegan propaganda.

chimps are as heavy as humans...

We aren't other primates.

Herbivores are big

pic related.
if you cant be in an almost keto diet while eating only plants then you don't have the digestive capabilities of a gorilla/chimp.
All herbivores eat a ton of plants and then sleep for a lot of the day, because they get a small amount of calories compared to carnivores. They also need a ton of time to digest it, compared to carnivores.

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Holy shit, ketards are retarded. SCFAs aren't the same thing as dietary saturated fat, it's a totally different category in terms of physiology.
From the abstract of that exact study:
>"We suggest that humans also evolved consuming similar high foliage, high fiber diets, which were low in fat and dietary cholesterol."
lmao, ketards literally take gorillas eating vegetables all day as an indication that they should be eating butter and eggs all day, "it's the same thing", the stupidity is truly unsurpassed

I thought saturated fats came from animals

>gorillas so strong while not doing anything to warrant it
1. hormones and enzymes
2. when you weigh 200kg, just moving around is enough exercise. Keep in mind that gorillas walk on all fours.
>and eating nothing but bamboos and leaves?
A gorillla eats about 20kg of vegetation daily. And their intestine can digest it properly unlike us humans, so they can't get a lot of calories and proteins from those leaves and fruits.

why cats do this?

cope

yeah, we did, initially, before we lost our ability to fucking ferment and break down cellulose and other plant matter, you fucking mong.