How did Jow Forums win the genes lottery?

Wins:
>hotblooded Slav strength genes
>good traps
>thick, strong core
>above-average dick
>endomorph, put on muscle easily
>6'
>strong jaw line

Losses:
>slightly balding, dgaf tho
>narrow shoulders
>drooping eyes
>endomorph, put on fat easily too
>wristlet (but never broken a bone in my life)

Wins:
>white
Losses:
>n/a

Wins:
>black
>natural athletic physique
>great teeth, no need for braces
>great proportions in facial aesthetics, nothing too big or too small, wide apart or close together etc
>smooth clear skin
>6"4
>intelligent

Losses:
>Heterochromia, right eye is green, left eye is blue—although girls really like it haha
>Large feet = difficulty finding shoes

Losses
>white thus unfairly privileged
>blonde hair looks too thin
>teeth crooked
>small pee pee

Wins
>ok lats
>wife has black stud bf to look after her
>lanky 6'3 (somewhat hungry skeleton)

Wins:
Blonde
Blue eyes
Aryan
8/10 face

Losses:
5‘10“ lol

Wins:
good frame, that's it

Loses:
mutt
brown eyes
brown hair
manlet
dicklet

Wins:
>black
>natural athletic physique
>great teeth, no need for braces
>great proportions in facial aesthetics, nothing too big or too small, wide apart or close together etc
>smooth clear skin
>6"4
>intelligent
>strong jawline

Losses:
>Heterochromia, right eye is green, left eye is blue—although girls really like it haha
>Large feet = difficulty finding shoes

>wins: black
Top tier bait

Trust me kiddo, it's a win haha

Pro
>White German
>6'4
>Brown hair
>Smart

Con
>Fat on thighs and hips (need a low BF to look good)
>Face is an honest 6/10 (need to take good care of my skn)
>Heretary diffuse hair loss (I already take big 3 and its under control)

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Wins: nothing
Losses: all

wins:
>

losses:
>gay
>5'7 (without shoes)
>5.5in penis
>brown eyes
>brown hair
>weak
>shit muscle insertions
>family history of addiction on both sides

Wins:
>9/10 chad face
>Very aesthetic, 7.5" long, thick penis

Losses:
>

Post face

He meant he's perma-virgin.

Wins:
>Black
>Near perfect insertions
>thick 8 inch dick so have literally never been single or without sex since I was 15
>charismatic and empathetic; have usually been the favorite / most trustworthy in my family, friend, and peer groups
>not balding in the slightest

Losses:
>potential for early onset dementia
>adult acne
>lust for thicc latinas (emotional, untrustworthy, and insane) and arab women (family has no fear of consequences and will murder you both)

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Wins:
>Western European

Losses
>Eastern European

My god that’s rough bruv

>Eastern European

might as well commit suicide desu

wins:
not dumb
deep voice
big adam’s apple

cons:
autist virgin
short
brown eyes
shitty facial hair
cheeks go red whenever and whoever I talk to
small penis
hank hill ass

>god tier hair
>good arm and shoulder genetics
>anglo
>slightly above average peepee

>manlet
>bad facial hair
>slow metabolism
>tendency to get addicted to things

wins:
>aryan
>highly intelligent
>good looking
>high charisma
>french name
>strong
>synystasia
losses
>dyslexia
>family prone to mental ilness
>5'9
>adhd
>grew up dirt poor

Wins:
>female
>not white
>small waist
>wide hips
>narrow rib cage
>thick thighs, nice butt
>curly hair
>big lips
>smol
>innie with cute puffy lips
>deep throat skills
>kinky
Losses:
>female
>average height (too tall to be short qt, too short to be tall and leggy)
>bad eyesight
>short toes
>hairy
>puberty stretch marks (one on each shoulder wtf?)
>asymmetric breasts ;_;
>all the trauma and trust issues
>Jow Forums since '06
>into abdl
>tfw no fit daddy

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Unfortunately I won't ever post my face uncensored to this cesspool because of job goals.

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wins:
>born alive without disabilities

everything else is just cope

honestly, does not look like a Chad face, you look like Kinnie the fat Aussie comedian

Wins
> 6'1.5
> good bone structure (chiseled jaw, very prominent high cheekbones, wide shoulders etc)
> long muscle insertions (biceps, quads)

Losses
> balding at 22, hair is very thin all over the top of my head
>body fat placement of a woman, if i get even a little fat i have tits

Why aren't you proud of your sexuality?

Also, I don't think gays care about small benus. Yours is average anyways

>wins
6'3"
White
Green eyes
Hunters brow
Good Jawline
Great ass and thigh genetics
Good hair
Educated

>cons
Average dick
Garbage chest/lat insertions
Jew nose
Depression, anxiety, ADHD
Drug abuse in high school-> lost neurological gains
Hostile attribution bias, bad at socializing and maintaining meaningful relationships
Parents are narcissists

I would trade my aesthetics for mental fitness any day

Pewds?

No, man... IQ is the biggest win

Wins:
>White
>6'4"
>Brown Hair
>Broad Shoulders
>Wealthy family

Losses:
>Born in Harare, Zimbabwe

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Wins:
>Perfect teeth
>Decent sized dick
>Aging gracefully (look anywhere from 5 to 10 years younger than I am, depending who you ask)

Losses:
>5'6"
>Depression
>Shit eyesight (though I got it corrected)
>Wide hips
>Receding hairline

Wins
>Light skin
>Green eyes
>Thick wavy hair
Losses
>Only 56% European

Do people at the gym call you babygirl sometimes? Be honest

FUCK That is rough. Are you still there?

I have a white female friend from Zim. It sounds like a hellhole dude. Did you make it out? My friend ended up moving to elsewhere in Africa.

This thread is chock full of bait

i've never step foot in a gym before.

Wins
Pretty perfect

Cons
Lethargic and can't seem to get off my ass and do some work even though I risk failing uni and everything I've ever wanted

Wins
>6'4
>Green eyes
>American

Losses:
>Blind
>Lanklet

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this is a SFW board you fag

lmao

Outside of family I only know of about 30 others from zim. Yeah I go to school in florida now, I know of one other (white) person from zim that goes to my uni and that's it.

Wins
>I have an astronomical IQ of 110

Losses
>I was born into a society that can't appreciate my intellect

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Are you a pure negro? Heterochromia is rare enough in Europeans, let alone in negros who almost exclusively have dark brown eyes.

wins:
>white
>6'4
>100% european
>above average iq
>above average pp
>decent looks
>can grow beard
>not prone to depression
>norf

losses:
>poor family
>adhd
>wide-ish hips
>bad teeth
>norf

Yeah on second thought, this.

It’s a cucklarp

If you are male, brown hair with green eyes are better than blond with blue eyes.

wins:
genias level intelligence
quite good at games and most things
great personality
wide frame
good looking from far away

losses:
small penis
not photogenic

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This is true. A lot of people are ungrateful for what they have.

Wins:
>white
>dark hair
>blue eyes
>good facial features
>strong jawline
>dense bones
>straight teeth
>broad shoulders
>high T
Losses:
>semi wide hips
>5’7”
Kms

Hitler considered all Germanics, anglos and Scandinavians as aryans. Even Japs.
It has nothing to do with blonde hair and blue eyes. That's Hollywood Jew propaganda.

How can I tell that your forehead is massive and your features are too small for your face?

He didn't that is just worthless lie. Japan had their own name for group of superhumans.

He should be ashamed; it is NOT okay to be gay

Wins
>nihilist
>atheist
>iq of 136
>big penis
>high testosterone
>misanthrope
>good with girls
>good at videogames
>charismatic

Losses
>people are often intimidated by my intelligence
>never been to a gym (too intelligent to lift?)
>NEET
>kissless virgin
>actually agnostic, not atheistic

No surprise you look like that, then

>high T
>5'7"

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Same, senpai. Wanna rise up?

>good looking from far away
I'm going to start using that

>Also, I don't think gays care about small benus
I am a gay bottom and i wouldn't want to have a bf with a 5.5" penis, that's tiny.

Gays care about benus size a lot, especially if they're bottoms. Unlike women we have a constant size reference point and can judge penor size much more accurately.

Luckily I was blessed with a big dick and don't care much about other guys' dick size, as long as it's not micropenis level, but some gays can be pretty damn judgmental.

Definitely not. But I can tell you're 5 feet tall and fat.

do you have a wicked sense of humor too

What does Aryan mean?

>Intelligent
>NEET
pick one, any intelligence out of academia goes to the trash can

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everything is good but manlet with pig nose. that it

wins
>not fat or ever have been
>8inch dick
>no balding
>look young for age 27 so good aging at 35 if I stop smoking

losses
>under 6ft
>teeth spaces
>not white?
>manic depressive

google it kid

win
>ayran

loss
>not aryan

>>have to fight with serbs
>>from 15 to 25 was nearly daily drunk
>>fap to anime
>want to die

these arent genetic

5'11 is a win

wins:
>6'3
>white
>intelligent
>FRAME

losses:
>acne
>receding hairline

both fixed by accutane and finasteride, respectively. Now I don't know what to do with myself.

i did

>IQ is the biggest win

cope

Nice

>any intelligence out of academia goes to the trash can

imagine believing this

>google Aryan
>pic

it's you.

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wins
>model tier beauty
>kinda intelligent
>good at sports
>good at vidya
>like reading
>med with green eyes
losses
>probably autistic
>probably several other mental illnesses
>shorter right leg fucked my entire posture and back
>1,75
>use Jow Forums

google the meaning

haha are you Sheldon Cooper?? Bazinga

LMAO !

i see, europeans.

You have delta 32 mutation?

yes. More specific. Blonde blue eyed europeans.

>being an ultra feminine whiteboi is win

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*conqueror of the planet and inventor of modern civilization, so fucking dominant and virtually unopposed that your worst enemy is yourself and fellow white self-defeatist

wins:
>white (scandinavian)
>blue eyes
>185 cm
>facial hair
>last long in bed
>~18 cm dick (don't measure)
>good jawline
>great ass
>thick hair
>strong eyebrows

losses:
>chinlet
>naturally slightly yellow teeth
>slightly near sighted
>no chest hair
>short femurs
>despite thick hair, high hairline
>high metabolism, have to eat loads to gain any weight
>any fat i do manage to gain, is mostly deposited to my love handles
>prone to stretch marks

it is a win, all the hung and fit latinos and blacks want my pink boyhole :)

>racism on fit
What else is new

cool goodjob my grandparents are german/irish

irish are not white. Sorry pal.