STOP PLAYING VIDEO GAMES

Go do REAL shit you fucking losers!!!
>run
>bike
>lift
>stretch
>swim
>talk to girls
>make friends
>study
>meal prep
>plan your week
>clean your room
>talk to people


GET OFF THE INTERNET
GET OFF YOUR CELL PHONE

YOU. ARE. FAT.

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Video games are fun dude, quit being a hater.

I already do all that shit, dude. So what if I play games a few nights a week.

B- b- but I've finished all my goals for the day

YOUR DOPAMINE RECEPTORS ARE FUCKED, FATTY

HOW FUCKING PATHETIC YOU CAN'T GO MORE THAN A FEW FUCKING HOURS WITHOUT BLINKING LIGHTS AND AN ELECTRONIC DADDY GIVING YOU AN ELECTRONIC FUCKING TROPHY. PATHETIC!

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I dont have the stamina to work out all day, and when I hang out with my friends I come back home exhausted. We're pretty hardcore about our shit.
I dont know what else I could do all day. I'm sick of being indoors except for the hour or so I work out every day. I feel like spending most of my week sitting down or laying in bed is killing my gains.

>not blasting RL GRIMEs halloween mix and blasting down Germans in war thunder after a workout

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Wash your penis

I work out, am lean, and probably stronger than you. I also like video games. It's ok to have several hobbies m8.

I would but my job is software development

Is this you in these videos? What is this faggot shit?

Existence is worthless anyway. You live for 50 years and then die like faggot. We live just to feel good and then die. So what if i play videogamers for 20 hours a day? Same as having work.

Oh look another loudmouth retard that only understands extremes.

>Who's the best video game player on the planet? Nobody cares
The best video game players in the planet are all famous multi-millionaires

I have burned away forty pounds of fat using a video game.

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PICK UP A FUCKING BOOK AND READ

PICK UP A PEN AND NOTEPAD AND WRITE

GRAB A PENCIL AND SKETCH HOW FAT YOU ARE.

BASED

YES, THIS GUY GETS IT.

START A FUCKING BUSINESS, WTF ARE YOU DOING?

WTF DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH PRETENDING TO BE A SOMEBODY WHILE A GAGGLE OF PATHETIC FAT FUCKING 13 YEAR OLDS GIGGLE IN YOUR EAR ABOUT BOOBS AND FARTS. GET YOUR LIFE TOGETHER.

POST YOUR FUCKING BODY RIGHT NOW, LETS SEE HOW MUCH OF A TOUGH GUY YOU SURELY ARE IRL

PATHETIC. YOU ARE A LEGITIMATE LOSER. NEVER POST ON MY FUCKING TOPIC EVER AGAIN, YOU ARE WEAK.

Calm down cole. It's just life. We all will die.

YOU SHOULD BE OUT DANCING WITH REAL FUCKING PEOPLE YOU LOSER. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF, MY GOD. HOW FUCKING PATHETIC. DISGUSTING. Congrats on fat loss though, based.

Are you fucking ONE OF THEM? NO.

Oh look, another extremely intelligent, witty, and logical ABSOLUTE FUCKING NOBODY.

>manlet
>bald
>narrow shoulders
>shitty build
>shitty personality
>bald
>dyel
>believes in a meme
>manlet
>named the meme something retarded
>bald
Why the fuck would anyone listen to this boomer geek?

I read, write, draw, play instruments, produce music, do a bunch of artsy shit. But it's sitting stuff. I wanna do shit that allows me to walk, stand up, move my body around, go outside. And not get bored to death of course.

none of those things are real you fucking 21st century decorative plastic lawn

learn to code, niggerfaggot

I play minecraft for 16 hours a day. Dont even give a fuck about life anymore. Lmao opting out of society.

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Thanks, user, that means a lot to me. I'll go out and dance with some honeys, hopefully I'll burn away some of my autism.

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I bike for an hour almost every day. Main thing I need to focus on is diet.

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based

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Based and bikepilled.

>No one cares about the best video game players
>Actually yes they do
>*autistic screeching*

Guys I nearly died cause I took this retard's advice and did a 7 day dry fast (no water and no food). Should I sue him Jow Forums?

jokes on you, i "play" incremental idle games.

You should sue yourself for being dumb as fuck

Hi Cole i just want to say my fasting failed but i still love you okay? Lost like 2kg in 3 months. It's win for me.

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I just borrowed my friends expensive ass sport bike, what can I expect? I just gotta pump the tires, took me like 2 hours to walk it home

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>talk to girls
On this subject. How do I get over approach anxiety

You did a 7-day fast in twenty minutes?

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>muh bad hair he cant control
>muh bad height he cant control
>dyel
Your brain on Jow Forums

Hey, would you mind posting your pic with timestamp? Thanks, you COMPLETE FUCKING NOBODY.

And what is stopping you?

NO

BRING IT THE FUCK ON YOU LOSER. YOU THINK THIS WOULD BE THE FIRST TIME I WAS EVER FUCKING SUED? I WIN EVERY TIME BECAUSE I HAVE NOT SAID TO DO ANYTHING LIKE WHAT YOU'RE FUCKING DESCRIBING. I WISH YOU DID FUCKING DIE, THE WORLD WOULD BE BETTER OFF, FATTY.

HAVE FUN FATTY

That's fine.

YOU are the fucking lawn here, buddy.

Same way you get over any anxiety: approach.

What I did was took a bus to another city where nobody would recognise me and just started approaching people. What you realise is being rejected doesn't mean anything, it's just like "oh, guess I try the next girl". A rejection is not a judgement of your self worth.

But you got to admit gaming is a pretty useless hobby that's wayyyyy too easy to dump hundreds of hours into

Depends on the sport. BMX, you'll pedal your ass off to reach normal speed. Mountain bike, and you're pedaling a tank. Touring or racing, and your skin will spontaneously form a Lycra shell.

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>POST YOUR FUCKING BODY RIGHT NOW
K. If your reply to this post is not a picture of your own physique, I win the tough guy competition.

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DONT GET STROKE! YOU YELL EVEN ON INTENET!

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>absolute fucking nobody like 99% of the people on this planet
>still thinks I'm intelligent and witty

Thanks Cole! You ain't all bad, bud.

YOU GO TO THE FUCKING MALL AND APPROACH THE FIRST 100 FUCKING FEMALES YOU SEE, SAY HELLO, ASK THEM HOW'S IT GOING, AND SAY GREAT, HAVE A NICE DAY WHETHER THEY ARE FAT OR FUCKING THIN OR PRETTY OR FUCKING OLD OR YOUNG OR WHO GIVES A SHIT AND IF THEY'RE WITH GUYS, ASK THEM HOW THEY ARE TOO.

What do people even do outside other than hang out, exercise and transportation?

>NO
This actually made me chuckle pretty hard, gg user

Sure. So is working out tho. Everything in moderation.

Dance and sing just like in soap operas

based abababaposter

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>t. bald manlet subhuman
Don't @ me

>Hey, would you mind posting your pic with timestamp? Thanks, you COMPLETE FUCKING NOBODY.
>hey would you mind getting undressed and taking a photo of yourself so I can look at it
Get a load of this faggot

>got first gf
>during travel talk mention I only want to go to the parts of Europe that haven't been destroyed by refugees like Switzerland
>no longer have gf

Fuck Jow Forums. It's facts, but hate isn't good for us lads.

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All the pills are red

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it's a racing bike, you think it'll be too fast for me? I'm getting it for cardio and it might not be ideal if I zoom along narrow pedestrian roads at 100 km/h as soon as I exert myself.

meant to reply to this

>and then just walk away

Picked up a girl from a bar last week. She walks into my room and sees my computer, "Oh God, you're a gamer." Still had sex, but it was a close one.

Girls get wet when they know you are gamer. This probably got you laid.

>tfw gonna start BMX again at 25 after a fucking decade of masturbation addiction

15-25 is literally a void. WHAT THE FUCK. I was on course to be a Brad, but I was weak to the internet. Multiple chicks clearly into me, albeit slooty. Threw my life away.
Haven't fapped in weeks. Feel like I have major catch up to do. I think my friends will take me back, but what can I even say.

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Do u have gf now? Ty for help user.

Yes he is awesome

Way to out yourself as a subhuman. I've told every girl I've been with that niggers should be culled and women are inferior to men and none of them have dumped me.

>I've told every girl I've been with
So... 0?

>told every girl I've been with
>none of them have dumped me
Notice this is carefully phrased in a way that it never implies a non-zero number of women

Gotta love how insecure some of you are. I've been in 6 long-term relationships and only two didn't also refer to blacks as niggers. I even convinced one to vote against homo marriage which she later claimed to regret doing after we broke up. Women are a meme and you're a weak faggot.

6?

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Go do REAL shit you fucking losers!!!
>dont eat anything
>go days without the joy of eating
>starve yourself
>survive solely on salt and mental illness
>do intermittent fasting 24 hours a day
>dream about eating
>spend your waking thoughts thinking about food
>cease to exist

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I already feel like 6 is too many. The trick is to find a good girl and stick with her, not run through multiple because you want people to think you're a sick cunt.

Fun BAD!
YOU want to know MY routine?
EVERY morning I wake up at 1:30am, LAUNCHING myself out of bed, pausing only to NAILGUN my SCROTUM if my body has the TEMERITY to grant me an ERECTION, because SEX is FUN and FUN is BAD!
Then I make myself a pot of COFFEE, and POUR IT STRAIGHT INTO MY EYES, because CAFFEINE is LITERAL CANCER if you drink it and PAIN is GOOD. At this point I might have to NAILGUN my SCROTUM again in case the PAIN makes me hard.
Then I HITCH myself to my SELF DRIVING CAR, eschewing the comfort of the seats so that I can be DRAGGED across the ROAD because LUXURY is for FAGGOTS and PAIN GOOD.
I arrive at WORK where my BOSS Jocko greets me with a PAIL of LIQUID NITROGEN as PUNISHMENT for arriving .01 attoseconds late (I was supposed to be there 2am SHARP) and I THANK HIM because COLD SHOWERS are ALPHA and the drop in temperature calms my PAIN FUELED ERECTION before I need to ask for the NAILGUN.
I sit down next to my CO WORKER Varg as he performs PENIS INSPECTION DAY to make sure that I upheld my promise to STOP WATCHING PORN. Satisfied with the result, he sends me over to my other CO-WORKER Cole who grants me my DAILY ALLOTMENT of his URINE directly into my MOUTH as permitted by the SNAKE DIET. I thank him and get to WORK screaming at "PEOPLE" on the internet to STOP ENJOYING LIFE, reminding everyone who DISAGREES with me that they LACK DISCIPLINE and are TOO WEAK to live the RIGHT WAY.

>I'm looking for the right one, and I think it's you, babe. Also, black people are NIGGERS. Huh? Huh? You gonna walk away now or what, bitch? Huh? Yeah... that's my girl.

Keked and checked. You're still a weak faggot tho

You know what you sound like? FAT

You got a weird fucking life, friendo. But I do like this part:
>everyone who DISAGREES with me that they LACK DISCIPLINE and are TOO WEAK to live the RIGHT WAY.
AND MOST OF THEM ARE FAT LOSERS

Caps bro is back! Missed you

Now excuse me i gotta go play minecraft and jackoff to asmr vids

Based... And..... dare I say it?-
Fuck it, BASED AND REDPILLED. BRAVO SIR, BRAVO.

Everyone report the youtube video and put the timestamp as like 3:30. When he starts screaming about the "fat pig" he interacted with. If you all flag/report here with the reason bullying or hate speech, this vid will be taken down and he will possibly get a strike. Good luck, frens.

I just want to punt this retarded balding dwarf off of a bridge

Holy shit guys, I think this is actually Cole

Hey man, I'm on day 3 of a 21 day fast. Just getting over the hump and then it smooth sailing. Thanks for all the info and the tough love!

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>his phone has a buttplug
wew lad

fuck you, fat disgusting pig. get off my board.

I'm surprised he isn't banned yet desu, fasting to an outsider and hearing about extended fasts should make normies drop their jaws. Maybe he's still under the radar?

Nah I support his sentiment, and i'm not fat. I just think it'd be funny for him to get banned. He's annoying as fuck and loud. Watch Eric Berg or someone professional for health advice not this weasel. Reminds me of NightmareRH

Hahaha so I follow this guy on fb called "snake diet motivation" or something and most of his followers are genuinely overweight / morbidly obese people that need someone to outright tell them they're fat. On top of that, it's an interesting group to be apart of since you're required to post unedited and specific angled pictures of yourself in order to maintain the post.

But like this guy means well but I definitely don't watch his pseudo science videos or use his supplements but I do enjoy part of his motivation.

I love fasting and am currently on week 4. I'm currently down 8lbs even though my first week was just 16/8 and also took a week of vacation. I can now EASILY do 16/8 fasts and transitioning to do 24hr fasts habitually which on week 1 I found difficult. Also, I've now adjusted to breaking my fast AFTER my work out so the focus and aderanline rush is crazy at the gym and I'm breaking a lot of 1rms. I should also add I've been hyper aware on drinking a lot of water which seems to be working wonders on top of fasting. :D I can't wait to make a post on fit and coles snake diet motivation when I'm done.

I agree with him yet I feel so completely empty and devoid of any motivation (except for lifting, eating right, cleaning room and fasting) that I will still go play video game. I honestly have zero interest in life. Video game isn't even fun to me, I just kill time with it. Keep making these videos dude, maybe you will trigger guys like me eventually, but I have thick skin unfortunatly so it will take more than a 4 min video to change my mind.

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I've just got an FX 2, a hybrid, so I can't say for sure, but expect it to be really uncomfortable on anything other than car roads or specially made hike & bike paved trails. Don't go on a road with a speed limit above 40 MPH or you'll shit yourself with all of the assholes in Priuses cutting you off with inches to spare. Expect your ass to be really sore for the first week or two, and be mindful of your hands/wrists so you don't damage your ulnar nerve.

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how is working out a useless hobby? you have a nicer body in the end. after playing video games what do you have? bad posture, neck tension, eye strain, literally have accomplished nothing

You're a faggot OP enjoying video games is just appreciating a form of digital art. Not that different from reading a good book

oh, did you just beat Cope 64?

Dude if you had the reading comprehension his point was that anything in excess is a waste of time, and yes that includes lifting weights. It gives you a better body, and so? At some point you have diminishing returns with your TIME if you are lifting in excess, this is a fact.

Nah could hardly get past the controls. What am I coping with? I'm still actively lifting and trying to better myself. Nothing is being diminished from my life.

Why should I listen to anyone with Down's Syndrome ears?

what do you even talk to girls about? I don't even talk to other guys.

as somebody whos spent a good chunk of their life playing video games, if i had spent that time doing literally anything productive i would probably be a millionaire by now. if i spent that time playing a sport id probably be an olympic athlete in that sport. my point is that video games are a waste of fucking time

This dude's a fucking ugly manlet.

I will always be better than him and I don't care what he says lmao.

This is a really faggy post, I'm sure you felt proud and clever after typing all that up but honestly its really gay and cringy

How else am I supposed to plug my butt?

yup, still got it.

Have sex.

Hes actually worshiped on his fb page, several girls lost weight and become qts and 1-2 semi models.

Anybody else have a weird rule about not officially starting your fast until midnight?

I already ate dinner, but i wont start the clock until midnight hits. Going for 9 days this time (with a 24 of dry in there), then gonna break slowly over 3 days with broth, eggs, and then a banana.

No you wouldn't. You've got a skewed sense of your potential because you wasted so much of it. If you spent your time playing a sport you'd be pretty good at it at an amateur level (i.e. a hobby)