*Crack* *Sip* Yep, in highschool I used to be able to hit 405lbs on bench for 15 reps. Them was the good ol days *Sip*
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Nicholas Morgan
Eli Parker
*ktsh* *slurps*
Hey son why don't you buy a house? I got mine back in '82, damn thing cost me nearly twice my salary! I can't believe I didn't own a house until I was 23
Liam Morales
Easton Hall
Gaddang millenials cant even buy a house at 23, probably cant bench 405 for 1 rep.
Jacob Miller
You just don't get it OLD MAN! Due to inflation 405lbs now was only 190lbs in your day.
Bentley Gomez
>how much do you curl?
I shit you not this 60 year old skinnyfat bald boomer asked me this shit at work all condescending because I workout.
Not even in a curious way, in a dick measuring contest way to out alpha me in some weird boomer universe where people 1rm test their curls. Guy has never touched a weight in any serious capacity in his life
Verbatim btw:
>me: uhh I'm not sure, I don't really test my 1 rep max on curls. I usually do preacher curls or hammer curls with 25s or 30s for reps
>him: in my hey day I could curl 50 pounds
I swear to Christ this old motherfucker looked at me like the boomer in Napoleon Dynamite talking about throwing footballs over mountains waiting for me to admit his superiority or something
Imagining this guy, dad jeans and high socks, who finagles his way into financially cuckolding himself with a new fat boomer gf every year, swing around 50s as a lanklet in the 80s brought me joy for a moment there. I let him have that one, I only care to argue when he talks about how he bought his house at 24 and I'm not working hard enough or diversity is good because his consuela does his laundry really well or other boomerisms
Most boomer guy I know I have so many stories. Hasn't shaved his mustache since the Nixon administration. Spent all day once looking through a physical copy of a Lowe's gardening magazine talking about varieties of grass for his lawn. Told me if i worked hard I could be looking at grass for my lawn someday too to rub it in or something. Guy is a living meme, a boomer Dwight schrute, keeps me entertained
Ethan Brooks
Hunter Harris
Truly incredible. Day of the pillow when?
Blake Perry
>Boomer at my job tells me his life story almost daily
>Met up with and married a childhood friend back in the late 70s
>House, kids, everything is perfect
>She dies due to heart failure (they both got fat)
>Quits his lucrative tech job because he could back then and coasts on his vacation time for awhile
>Gets fired from his job
>Marries crazy ass white trash woman
>Has 2 kids with her, one of which is a tranny furry at twelve years old
>Cheats on this wife since they haven't banged in several years now
>No control of diet, probably going to die from diabetes soon
>mfw he think's ill be taking any of his advice to heart
Dominic Jackson
>pillow
Matthew Morales
>benched 3pl8 just before graduating high school
>mfw I'm gonna be that boomer talking about the past
*sip*
Aaron Butler
My dad was the biggest fucking Boomer who would constantly give me fit advice because he used to be the high School football star, even though he was a fat fuck who then wasted away into nothingness. Fit advice, and then life advice on how I should change myself to be better. He was "retired" at 45 and living in the most meager, cockroach like manner off his 401k because he was too lazy to go get another job. He died at 54 from taking such shit care of himself. As of I would take advice from an alcoholic retard that ate and drank himself into an early grave all while living like a rat, stretching every penny as far as he could so he could survive another day without getting a job that was "beneath him".
God I fucking hate boomers
Bentley Reyes
Your dad sounds based
Chase Taylor
Yikes you hammer curl 30s? Maybe the boomer was right to mog you
Levi Wood
If you think living in a 400 square foot apartment with no contact with friends or family because your personality drove them away, going to the discount store and looking for the nearly expired food to buy for pennies so you can eat another day, then dying from a ruptured blood vessel in the bathtub alone and only found weeks later because of the smell is based, then yeah he was pretty based
Luke Morgan
Yea, he sounds pretty based
William Rogers
wtf is wrong with 400sqare feet apartament? it's more than enough for single person.
and yea, your old man was based as fuck.
David Cox
you know you gotta lower that weight kid... deadlifts are called that for a reason.. could do 470 for reps back in college.. heh
Hudson Butler
Lucky you even got to experience having a dad you ungrateful fuck, stop shitting on this based man's grave
Also take his advice
Jackson Rodriguez
I'd rather have no dad, and he has no grave. I paid for the bare minimum funeral and then threw the box of ashes in a dumpster outside of a McDonald's next to the funeral home
Joshua Russell
Haha what a based way to go out
Logan Perry
now back to work zoomer. Get those shekels.
Logan Wilson
That's based AF boomer-prime
Cooper Rogers
We wud go to magdonalds in the streeds
He goes to magdolands in the sgies
:'D
Hudson Fisher
It's funny, I'm like, the exact opposite of this. I was a scrawny little dork in highschool. The only sport I did was cross country, which is one of those sports that, no matter how good you are at it (I was not good at it), your still considered a nerd. Age wise, I'm probably the boomerest motherfucker on this board. I'm 44. But attitude-wise, I can't fucking stand other people around my age. They act so worn down and boring. I'll run into fuckers at work 10 years younger than me, I'll ask them how it's going and they'll give that "same shit different day" response... and I just want to grab them and yell "then do something different, asshole! Your fucking routine isn't going to change itself. You want your life to be different and more interesting, that's on you shithead!"
I didn't start getting my shit together until I hit 40. I'm in the best shape of my life, and I'm slowly conquering my autism. I mean, not completely obviously, I'm still posting on Jow Forums, but I'm forcing myself into social situations. I'm more socially active now than I ever was in my 20's or 30's. Should I have started on this shit earlier? Of course, but I don't have the time I lost, I only have now, you only have now. People drive themselves crazy trying to live a better past. Everyone has regrets, instead of wallowing in that shit, use that to motivate a better now. Cause that's all you got. Age is just another excuse, turn your regrets into a fucking plan!
Sincerely
-A fucker that's too old to be posting here but is anyway.
Luke Sullivan
good advice, here's a webm as a reward based boomer.
Aiden Williams
No wonder your ladies are so big
Lincoln Mitchell
KEK
Samuel Gray
I used to think the housing market was a tragedy...
Daniel Edwards
How the fuck can it stand up to that for that long but still explode when I forget about it on the freezer!?
Cooper Hill
What a sick death story
Thomas Miller
He's a Newfie, and he still made it that far based on elbow grease while most of us are scrambling to get top stamps for UIC.
Jonathan Price
Fucking good one