Date me?

Somebody post the "thinking about you hurting" before I piss myself

What do you think?

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I hear plenty of that. Am I someone that youd look to date long term?

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Why are you guys replying to someone larping cause no sane human soul would post their face on this shithole

Fuck that's an unfortunate hip to waist ratio, most dudes have a better one than that.

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I would rimjob that sweet little butthole till a little doody floats out

I do, but I'm 35 and have admittedly low standards.

Aw browhat if your brothers tryna fuck you wouldnt that be weird haha

Less curves than my fridge. Still would tho.

I know there's nothing I can do about it though :(

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yep

thebarchive.com/b/thread/773081618/#q773087426
Haha whoah what

This is a man posting pictures of his sister.

Post a timestamp

>"would you date me?"
>26
no

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Flat as a pancake. Hard pass.

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there's nothing you can do about it? Are you fucking serious mrs piggy? You're on fucking Jow Forums, this bs won't be tolerated on here and let me be the one to guide you fatty. Lose some fucking weight and lift some fucking weight and only then you can complain if you're still not happy.
Until then you should just post your tits with a timestamp, otherwise GTFO larping homosexual

Honestly, no.
But i'm way out of your league so don't let that get you down. I have a lot of average friends who would love to date you, tho.
Me, i'd just fuck and ghost as long as i don't have to put too much effort into it.

Inb4 post body
I won't, i hate fags and i won't provide you with masturbation material

How the fuck would we know? We know nothing about you save for the fact that you're insecure and need attention

ill spread the cheeks, you're like a 6.5/10

He's got the gift, architect approved.

Built for BBC

You faggots are falling for a larper
That’s not op, reverse image search

You're average looking, so it's gonna be dependent on how you make me feel about myself and probably also how intelligent you are.

Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>mfw thinking of you hurting

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Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>mfw thinking of you hurting

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Based

Based

kino

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This. But I’m honestly shocked someone would unintentionally larp as a w*man.

Wtf??

baby i would date you long term. i would cater to your every whim, meet your every need, say yes to every question. all you need is me baby

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I would definitely date you

Even if you weren't some faggot larping, how would we know if we want to date you?

I'd fuck you, but since you're attention whoring here, you're probably an insufferable cunt, so no. I wouldn't date you.

>26

N O P E

>long term
Do you have any thoughts on having a family? Because that's the endgame at this age.

Nice

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Nah, u got wypipo ass

would fuck, wouldn't date

Yes. I'm sick of my fat wife. I miss touching a flat belly so fucking much.

I'd make you fit by just fucking

You need to squat more

Yes but start mewing pls.

Disgusting roast

You're pretty average. If you want a Jow Forums bf you gotta work on those squats

hurtingmind

Best picture you post and you actually look pretty hot. Your stomach looks tight. I find very few women attractive but this is on the right path. You should cut maybe like 20lbs and build up 5 or 10 but try to do it very slowly and stay lean. You could look really good so be happy.

Innie or outie?

Holy she got fat

why arent you married yet desu

What have you eaten? You look like 40 years old single moms

you are beautiful. I really like the way you look

fridge body

also approaching the wall at light speeds
better find yourself a simp to settle with cutie rq

bb I'll give you the long term ;)

I wouldn't date anybody who thinks that I can decide whether they're LTR material based off of a picture and not even a paragraph worth of text.

>>/soc/

tfw no fridge body gf :'(

She won't date anyone you horny virgins she just wants attention and validation
Also Op you look average but in a good way, consider it a compliment

You're pretty now get off my fucking fitness board and never post here again

Depends on your personality. If you’re a basic bitch that blends in with the crowd I won’t be able to get it up. Srs

do you go to church (more specifically are you Catholic and do you wear a veil to Mass)

This

3 fucking seconds apart. HIVE

Maybe I've been here too long but when I see a girl (female) post on any board without a timestamp I just dismiss it as fake. What's wrong with you guys.

searching for validation on an anonymous basket weaving enthusiast imageboard means you're an insecure thot

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I want you to be the mother of my kids

this is the new Jow Forums

>posting on 4channel
Sorry that's a dealbreaker.

how the fuck could this possibly not be fake?

That's a man, innit?

You all got baited.

GG

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you have baby face knees, kek

>3 seconds apart

nice

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Being fridge mode is only okay if your face is really pretty.

basado y rojopilado

too old

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I would drag my ballsack through a mile of broken glass and then dip my sliced up nuts in the Great Salt Sea just to suck the dick of the last guy who fucked you.

thank you detective

>Asking on Jow Forums if you're dateable.

No.

Probably but then again I havent seen your ass. Also Im incredibly lonely since my ex left me. So... yea

I can't say, I date women for their personalities.

depends on how many dicks were in there
if I need a second hand to count them, you're out

sorry I'm only attracted to 12yo anime girls

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it's pronounced "benis"