IIT: Things you hate about your body

IIT: Things you hate about your body
>Blond
>Thick brown body/facial hair

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>Manlet.

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>manlet

getting 90% of mires from gays

5'6

tfw shaved head
hairy body
5'11 king of manlets
higher bodyfat than i'd like but i look good as far as a european man goes
gayer than normal but i get the mires
pretty much perfect
all this at 19

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Its alive

>accidentally shaved a patch of ear hair and they're growing thinker
too far

get used to it gay is the way

Girls love blonde guys, brown hair is shit and black only looks good with blue eyes. Red hair is a death sentence on a man
Now proceed to cope however you want but this is the truth.

fuck i have this problem too
feelsbadman

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light bodyhair is one of the more repulsive traits one can have

no use being insecure bout things you cant change. You should only be insecure about things you can change like personality boys. I havent gotten over my manletism but Its gotten better.

>5'9.5 manlet

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>Ugly face
>Bad curly hair
>get a lot of stretch marks even though I am still a dyel (going from skeleton to fit)
>scoliosis
>bad shoulders
>bad knees (cant run or do weight leg exercises for months already, so I will go to the doctor soon)
>chronical pain
>essencial tremor
btw I am only 19 yo

are you me? not even Jow Forums just skinnyfat w/ a lil bit of athleticism and already have several offer for dick sucking
>but all from dudes
>jsus save me

i'm not insecure about anyrthing i'm a bordering on gay drunken, bald headed angry man with nothing to lose and a comfy little life, is all good

too tall to look big without bloatmaxxing to >225lbs

>am 21 and been 5'7 for 3 years
>measured myself
>Am literary 5'7 on the dot or 5'6.99
>tfw i've actually potentially gotten shorter rather than growing a little bit more like I thought I would have.
>Was hoping to be like 5'7.2 or 5'7.3 or something :(

the shape of my ribcage, looks "okay" from the right side, looks alien from the left side, also makes my stomach feel huge I feel, might just be in my head though.

The mind within it.

That's ok my best friend is blond and has long blond hair and red facial hair. And my wife is blond and has blond brows and without makeup you literally can't see them.

can't get rid of this fat over the middle of my abs
you can see the striations in my traps and chest
zero pack

oh lol i forgot i was false flagging that name

>lifting and whey every day
>can't exit lankletmode

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>6'2
>White skin
>blue eyes
>Black hair
>Strong jaw
Sounds like a recipe for a perfect Chad, right? Nope
>Mixed race, have native American facial features
>Fat
>Tiny hands, feet & wrists
I'm working on the fat part but can never increase hand gains

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Your not a manlet user, that’s average height. Don’t focus on others being taller than you, focus on being the best you can. People of substance will look past your height

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im cool with most things
just wish I got blue eyes like my sister and that my hair didnt change from blonde/light brown to black as I got older

decent template, go for ottermode

My giant cock. Having such a huge bulge is embarrassing

tiny peepee

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That little pouch of fat on my lower abs. No matter what I do, its just there. Everything else is looking good, except that. You guys have any tips?

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>knock knees
MAKE IT STOP

5'10 manlet, good frame but kind of short t rex arms, wide and short hands like a mexican.
There is some more but there are main

Third nipple.

pic very fucking related

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My body is not great or terrible. I rate it 3.6/5, 0 being dead and 5 being an actual Greek god. There are many points which are substandard but i do not hate any of it, of course i would not trade it away for anything, it fits me like a glove. Probably would not make it like this in a character editor but ah well. Balding hair at 25 and acne are probably the worst two offenders, but even so it's not so bad.

the fact im 5'6"

>the shape of my ribcage, looks "okay" from the right side, looks alien from the left side
same here. my left side pokes out but right side looks normal.

It's not enough to win over the love of my crush.

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>5'5 dick
I know it's average and dick length doesn't really matter but it'd just be nice to have a porn dick so I could wave it around and impress normies, and I have a dick worship fetish which is only really accomplishable with a big dick. I've also got a hook-dick which means it curves down. My only motivation to get rich is to get dick-enlargement surgery.

Funny enough everything is fine save for a little bit of acne i've been phasing out

>5'10" (hur durr average)
At least where I live every damn zoomer and their sisters are 6'+. Unironically might as well be a midget. Getting mogged by some school girls actually makes me want to kiss the business end of a 12 gauge.

>calves won't fucking grow
>no matter how good my grip strength gets still have little fucking wrists and forearms \
>last place my body stores fat is on back/sides just above hips

bulk my son, bulk

I'm writing you a licence to eat like crap. More protein, less cardio

Also tue double chin no matter what bf%

>gyno
>bald

The only thing keeping me from killing myself is the desire to get new PRs at the gym

But how, it's so difficult? I used to eat one large meal a day and some snacks, today i eat a breakfast, one larger, or two meals a day but beyond this wtf am i supposed to do? If i eat too much it makes me feel nauseous by my stomach is literally so baby tier it cannot handle the food. I realize you need to incrementally increase your intake but shit man, but eating more is harder that actually working out.
>t.former lvl1 skeleton swordman and current lvl5 skeleton mage.

>shitty calves

I am only 19 and my knees are that of a 40 year old. Everytime I bend down in the slightest, it audibly creaks to the point you can hear it across the room. Would feel amazing if it weren't for that.

Big roman nose. Lucky I'm a guy so it doesn't matter as much. It is also normal/narrow from front on.

Freckles/moles, can't tan without making freckles and moles darker. Can't get a dark tan in general.

Small bone structure, makes me look more muscular through small joint illusion, but I want big chad bones.

The loose skin on my lower abs. Almost feels pointless at times.

Fucking this...lost weight too fast and the surgery is fucking brutal to have it removed.

tfw 1/16 native american

>wide hips for a guy
I have a decent back, which makes my figure look like an hourglass more than a Y.
>inb4 just be a tranny
Kys

>skinnyfat
>hairy as fuck
Even lifting can’t save this.

Not him, and i don't know how safe this is but, I knew a lanklet who bulked up fast as fuck in like 7 months. He was drinking at least a gallon of milk a day, and at one point got up to 2 gallons a day twards the end of his bulk. This was in between eating tons of calories a day too. I don't know if his kidney is going to make it but he sure did

Jesus christ this has been happening to me since I was 17 or so, I thought I was someone emitting weird gay vibes because every fucking party on account of being really easy to approach I somehow always ended up talking with some dude, the convo would inevitably end up in a "Haha I'd fuck you teehee xd" and just then I'd clue in and go into my "how the fuck did I miss every sign, how did this shit happen again?" Mode.

Hating being blond is beyond gay.

Lmao just use the stairs of go hiking/ climbing next chance you have, im 160p, literally never trained calves and have them at a really good size just for taking climbing as a hobbie.

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>was super fat during high school now have moobs
>don't think it's gyno but don't want to ask a doctor
> child bearing hips even tho male