This is the kind of person who posts instasluts as the thumbnail

This is the kind of person who posts instasluts as the thumbnail

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Beta orbiting
Not even once

>hfw its just tap water

And these subhumans pay 40$ for it

I'm thinking of using some girl's pics to sell my own bath water

>buy panties
>rub sweaty gym balls on them
>virgins buy them
>can't tell the difference because they've never seen or smelled a pussy before

Lulz holy shit dunno how I didn't think of that one

Why does every virgin neckbeard have that black bookshelf behind them in selfies?

It’s probably a cheap IKEA shelf

Their collection of toys is where they derive their identity. Each is another fragment of the corporate worship they'd call their souls, if they had one.

>bath water
>clear as tap water

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>buy in bulk
>rub sweaty post gym balls
>export in bulk to Japanese used panties machines

Top kek

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men like this are why the human race will never reclaim its former glory as a patriarchal society.

When did it go so wrong for men?

unironically based, genius of capitalism

>retarded frogposter

and no one was shocked

I was considering going a few directions with this idea.

My first one is to just use my dslr to pose as an aspiring photographer, pay a handful of dumb 20 y/o college thots like $80 to do some photo shoots. Then create a few tinder accounts with the photos and a fake name and lead some bet orbiters on and get them to cashapp/venmo me money and see if I can even get free steam games.

The next idea is to just see if I can convince the next girl I date that webcamming is a fetish for me and literally just take 50% of the profits while she does solo shit on chaturbate and gets dumb betas to send her money off dating apps.

And finally the used panties. Another user suggested this idea to me a week or so ago and I gotta day it seems so simple and easy. $30 for a pair of panties that I’d pay like $10 for a pack of them. Just go for a run with them on and then vacuum seal them and ship them off

Sociopath

They're not really a thing as far as i could ascertain. I lived in tokyo for two years and actively looked for them. I found one machine ever and they were mini-replica pantsu purely for memes.

How do you review bathwater?

He'll probably break down the ph-balance, aroma, acidity and color. He will defiantly do a taste test, guaranteed.

Based post

>e-thots exploit thirsty men
I sleep
>man exploits thirsty men using the same tactics
YOU CAN'T DO THAT

Only a real bathwater-connoisseur knows the value of this product

Does that make me a sociopath?
This guy gets it

In defiance of whom?

Baste and reclarified.

The fuck kind of baths do you take? How often do you clean your body? Jesus christ you people disgust me

baths with soap. who soaks in plain water?

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Gay sex with dogs is what I have.

This is a guy who’s trying to become a viral sensation but ended up as a freakshow attraction

ah I see. I assumed you meant the water would be dirty/murky, given that people on Jow Forums are not necessarily known for being hygenic

no that wasn't me. i don't take baths. but it's weird to imagine a completely clear bath. like why even do it? unless you're bottling pussy soup like that little instagram boy.

You know she has herpes right?

>as the thumbnail

What did he mean by this

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Virgin incels getting the herpaderp

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>Implying sociopathy isn't based af
NGTMI

>that guy

That is like 99.8% of fit posters
Full stop hahhahah

I cant wait for her to get murdered in prison by the biggest butch there

Please Kek let this be true.

I mean, they're both sociopaths.

You'll very quickly get arrested for the chaturbate idea

>t. Incel who bought hero water

>implying I dont hate them as much as I do their counterparts
>incel
That's a reddit word, go back

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Is this for real?

Would drink

Damn I was daydreaming about ninjaing myself into the fedex or whatever shipping warehouse day and slipping some herpes or aids into the bath water jar parcels. Just imagine. Even some e coli or c diff. cultures.

I hope all the beta incels that bought this garbage get a disease from drinking it.

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She seems rather dehydrated for her urine to be that colour.

what's the big deal, i was thirsty. no worse than drinking fiji water

see

you're what is wrong with america

You can't get herpes unless it's skin to skin.

No.

more than half the population has herpes

She hasn't even shipped them out no one has the bath water yet

more than half the population of your skin has herpes you pregnant bitch

Absolutely disgusting

>COPE

oh, that makes sense. i was wondering why i was still having suicidal ideations.

Don’t see how unless the girl said I was forcing her to perform. I meant she’d also do the tinder cashapp shot separately

>actual piss
>sentimental purposes
TOP KEK!

Me itt rn t b h

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Kek based

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Should I hate Belle for her sluttiness or should I hate the betas funding it?

Both. Daily reminder that women and beta males are not human

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I've bought used panties and I could definitely tell. Also, it's standard for the girl selling them to include pics of herself wearing them.
If you tried to scam me I would take your DNA, track you down, and teabag you.

belledelphine.club/product/gamergirl-pee/

Yes

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damn, what if she actually did it
>Year 2060
>instagramwhore sells her bath water
>some nerd buys it and sequences her DNA
>posts it online
>anyone can now 3D print a sex doll-clone of her FOR FREE
>now has to deal with people making graphic pornography of her for the rest of her life

Doesn't this e-slut live in South Africa? How is pee going to make it through any customs office since it's considered a bio hazard?

Every same person on earth desu

>assuming the pH before any data has been posted

Bold move, user.

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Sane*

*definately

based reddit orbiter

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i would like to see a lab analysis on, especially on the one she sold of her urine

try again

S I P B O Y S

you're even worse than the thots

>high iq individual who never misses a joke detected

>especially on the one she sold of her urine
She did this?

its literally linked in the thread. 10k. i could afford it and probably make the money back off the youtube views alone lol.

they already have it user

>now has to deal with people making graphic pornography of her for the rest of her life
>implying that isnt her near future once she sees the wall in the distance

If she does, then the niggers will get to her soon enough

you're justa jealous wagie

>Not for drinking
Kek this fucking skank just put some fucking motts apple juice on a jar and sells it for 10 grand

>yeah, i'm gonna sell my chewed gum in a jar for $49.99

how is this reality

Women all over the world have been making thousands of dollars off beta men. Twitter is full of "findommes"

Mfw this shit was fake and he baited everyone

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He made it himself out of an artichoke glass.

He's a YouTuber doing it for the jokes.

This is the same dude that was handing out Pepsi to antifa too if anybody remembers that.

Also this isn't vidya

Just realized I wasn't on /v/ after I posted this but this has more to do with /v/ than Jow Forums so you're even more of a shitheel for posting this, OP

>keeps up with youtubers
never going to make it zoomer

Not that it matters since you're baiting but I just follow him on Twitter

why thank you!