What's the most Jow Forums thing you can drink?

>drink vodka with redbull/monster or any type of energy drink if you want too punch holes in your drywall
fuck.
my fraternity had to raise dues this year because there were so many holes in the wall that needed to be fixed

There both purely the same maybe tequila is more potent

Are you trying to say they have the same amount of calories per shot?

Water, you bunch of virgins.

we call it a goth drink lol

Our own tears and the blood of our enemies

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tequila is made from a plant and vodka from grains i think, tequila is so wrong to me i don't know why, that's our go to shots tequila, sambuca or absinthe

Milk.
Milk is unironically more anabolic than steroids for new lifters

Gin with sugar free tonic

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gin is a depressant more so than other spirits, vodka is like water that's why its alcoholic anonymous

Water, obviously

It's the only sensible answer.

Water and nothing else

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wine is legit pretty good for you in moderate amounts and is also cultured

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Cognac so you can flex a cep while warming the sniffer

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water you fucking retard

>What's the most Jow Forums thing you can drink?
water

Orange juice

have sex

No.

Semen

whey + coffee

My cum

Based

Blood

Straight scotch

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Bruh

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Water

whey+vodka+citrus juice+sugar

youtu.be/VP2fPTnt7RY

Preworkout you infidels

wtf is that zoomer shit
>take pint glass
>pour out red bull into it
>fill shot or a double if you aren’t a fag with Hager
>drop into glass and chug it down
Fucking zoomers man

straight vodka, gin or bourbon.

Pretty sure they've been doing this since the 80s user

Depends on occasion and location
>pint of beer with the crew
>old fashioned or manhattan at an upscale event
>red wine alone with a woman
>champagne when you are celebrating with her
And that’s it. pic related will get her wet

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>straight vodka
I've been doing this and it's amazing how I stopped getting hangovers

we used to cut open an Advil liquid cap and let it numb the back of our throat so we could chug 8 shots of hard alcohol. I hated college

>Target wine
This guy fucks. My go to bottle if I have a girl over. Not bad wine and it's only like $11.

> yaeger bombs are the signature drink of my uni
Lmfao how old are you? Yaeger bombs are the signature drink of every 18 yo

a jaegerbomb is a shot, user

I love it. Their “inferno” is good too. Wanna drink a bottle and cuddle?

vodka with chocolate milk for chase

Apothic Crush is even better if you haven’t tried that one.

Tomboy sweat drops

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>Wanna drink a bottle and cuddle?
It's literally so easy. This is my new tinder opener.

I’ll keep an eye out. thanks

my nig. that shit is basically female viagra

Another man's sac

FUCK THE NOLES AND YOUR FUCKING DRINK

anybody else got good wine for sluts?

Milk

It's crazy, but i have noticed less hang overs when drinking straight clear liquors. I mostly like to sit down with some pickled veg, sliced liver, salo and tongue with a bottle of vodka from time to time. Learned it from my polski grandma and she never had a hangover well into her 90's.

Two scoops in water

Milk

Milk has mammalian estrogen

Based and unequivocally redpilled

Where you go, champ? I just graduated from Geneseo and drank RBVs all the time.

RBVs or Hennessy

Blood of your enemies

WATER
AND NOTHING ELSE

That’s disgusting

Water, maybe add some lemon but don't go overboard with how often

FSU or Famu?

Cum.

The difference is so small as to be negligible
>Implying grains are not plants (?)

Source

>gin is a depressant more so than other spirits
Wut?

Coors, the official beer of hoodie wojak

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I like my red bull better mixed half and half with cognac.

Diet coke

Based digits.
For all you poorfag Casanovas out there:
>Aldi "Winking Owl" ~$3.50
>Walmart "Lucky Duck" ~$4.25
Buy the Moscato, and just don't let them see the bottle.
Most bitches are clueless and tasteless.

really the drink of Jow Forums should be water. alcohol is waisted calories but i'm sure you already know that. but a real man drinks what he wants and says fuck anyone who has anything to say about it.

>tfw city ordinance prohibits aldi from selling alcohol

>Manhattan
ManOfCulture.jpeg

Pic related for the goth chicks.

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Assuming you mean strictly alcohol. Otherwise water, coffee, and shakes.

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Based

>Not rye.
Why?

Vodka

Vodka soda or dry white wine

fucking based apothic bros. take note cause these guys know what pussy feels like

because people have different taste.
why the fuck would you ask why someone's favorite type of whiskey isn't the same as yours
retard

Bourbon > Rye > Irish whiskey > Scotch
don't (You) me

No love for Canadian or Japanese?

Imagine getting butthurt over someone literally just asking "Why?" on a Nicaraguan tick eradication forum.

Japanese tastes pretty similar to Scotch to me and I haven't had anything Canadian beyond Fireball

fuckin pussies in this thread

take tequila shots its made from blue agave plant which has low calories and benefits your immune system.

I have a bottle of Suntory Toki for relaxing times.

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Slammed half a bottle of tequila in the office one day and nobody noticed.

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