Mire thread

Except your brother lmao

>lay exhausted on bed
>sister comes in
>slaps my ass hard as she can and sends it to her friend on snap
>friend wants to contact me
I guess women like big asses.

>happy about mogging your own flesh and blood
pathetic, exact opposite of making it

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Oh they do, indeed fellow user.
>Be me at uni a year ago, 21 at the time
>Ottermode from calisthenics with remarkable ass due to Diddlys and squats on leg days
>Every female classmate always mire my ass when I pass by, as pointed out by sluty fem friend
>Sit beside crush
>Walk to the front to deliver assignment
>Chubby fatass big tit classmate pinches my ass and slaps it on the way back
>Playfully pinch her breast w/o anyone noticing and she laughs it off
>On my way back to seat, realize that my crush saw me, since she was miring from the moment I got up
>Shh signed her, while noticing sehe turned red wuth jealousy
>Got hard from imagining doing the same with her

Mist of my mires come from my ass rather than other body parts, but I'm not complaining

>be me at party
>talking to 2 chicks one asian other white
>they start feeling up my arms saying I'm a big boy and shit
>ask you mirin?
>both look confused
>ask 3 more times
>asian chick then says yea my name is mirang
>I shout wooooo really loud and run out of the house
>run all the way home and post this on Jow Forums
Crazy mire

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Never ever
Oh, maybe 10 years ago when a girl from my classes said i was huge [in a good way]
I was only waring a cardigan that was too small

Not sure if I got one, or if its a bunch of bullshit.

>go to sub shop I frequent earlier today for lunch
>recognize girl at register, she is fairly new
>she literally cannot maintain eye contact with me without laughing
>second time this has happened
>thought either she thought I was a fucking dweeb or something else on her mind was funny.
>get back from shop to find she snuck a few cookies in there for me.

Not sure if this is a mire or what, what do you guys think?

>my name is mirang
kek'd

Definite mire

Mom mires me pretty much everday
>"Wow user you lost so much weight!"
>"You're gonna be like one of those bodybuilders!"
thanks mom

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Assuming not bait, why tho.

Same

why the fuck would your sister slap your ass, sounds fake

>mfw my mom will never compliment or say nice things to cheer me up cuz shes a sick twisted psychopath. On the positive l vapidly fuck hot girls all the time.

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I went on vacation for three weeks and I think if I wrote all the mires I got I'd be writing for a few hours.
My favourites:
>walk into hostel with just a tight T-shirt. 19yo student receptionists get flustered and very giggly.
>on a boat trip around the bay. 3 14yo Turkish girls keep looking at me, follow me around obviously.
>later little boy gives me his phone for my instagram. Think he thinks I'm cool.
>later the 3 girls follow me lmao(I thought it was cute. I ain't getting into jail though)
>other cutie on boat keeos eyeing me, smiles at me constantly.
>try talking with her
>no english rip
>do what the boy did, give her my phone and she enters number.
>go on date, get a translator the next day.
>turk translator says she loved me
>on bus on party island in greece, girl standing next to me says: "hey remember me? You gave me your seat on the bus two days ago"
>we start talking, hour later we're in my hotel fucking.
>talking, ask her why she chose me
>"I thought you were hot"
>cutie greek waitress keeps feeling my shoulders and arms when I eat at her place.

I had so many mires but these were some i remember just now, fucked 8 girls in the span of 3 weeks. Didn't think I had it in me.
>inb4 then you woke up lmao

Are you the same person that posted in the other mire thread? Cause I swear I’ve seen this before, you’re either the same person or just copying and pasting stories.

learn to spell fuck tard
mai-ling

It's an epic meme

>eat at shitty diner
>qt waitress sits us down
>"user youre all sweaty"
>"no im not"
>she touches my palm to check
>"oh whoops now I'm just touching your hand"
>she continues to flirt, asking about my tatts, what I'm doing today
>"you probably lift a ton of weights?!?"
>"nah just zumba"
>ask her to flex her bicep
>"i dont really know how to flex"
>she has almost zero bicep muscle
>internally cringe
>get her number as Im leaving
>tfw she doesnt messege back

Why are they like this. I can get to first, second, and third base, but it feels like I can never just seal the deal

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its mandatory that its posted in every mire thread

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Based and datderedirtybulkpilled

>be me
>enjoying sweet noob gains combined with dbol
>new haircut
>visit senpai
>cousin (15) exclaims "pecs" and feels my chest for 10-20 seconds
>asks if I've been working out
>flex arm "you tell me"
>"oh my god"
>holds my arm as we walk along the street with her friend later that day
>touches my abs at dinner
>"solid"

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don't know if it counts but
>ex texted me asking to get back together

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>asking about my tatts
>my tatts
>tatts

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Not exactly a mire, but not gonna lie, this brings a smile to my face.

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Mirin hard

>said she would fuck me if she wasn't in a relationship

She will fuck you anyways.

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>back on online dating after just getting out of a LTR
>get this
>still feels bad man

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I've never met someone who hated tattoos irl. Even mormon girls like them. Its only Jow Forums faggots

Most of the white girls I know like them. Most of the Asian girls I know don't.

you both are really bad at this and should both quit. jesus cringing christ...

I got 2 compliments on my body while on the lake over the weekend. both were from dudes. i'm very small.

perfect is boring. To be human is beautiful

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>Bet ya I'd outlift you in the gym
So smooth...?

trad asians arent down for fwb so theyre not for me anyway

nice dude youll get there!

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>Went to rave on weekend
>See lots of people from uni and high school I haven't seen in ages
>Every one of them compliments me on my gains even though I still feel like a DYEL
>Constantly being eye raped and grinded on by random girls

It's just a shame I was so fucked from candy flipping I couldn't actually talk to any of them like a normal human being.

tfw permafried

I have no game with the online shit I'll admit that without hesitation.
Her profile talked about a lot of gym shit and "swole mate"

Worth it for the jaw gains

Challenging girls who brag about their lifts is actually a pretty good opener. Ignore my DYEL numbers, I know they're shit, but I'm still sort of new at this.

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based mcchicken poster

Alpha as fuck

>paragraphs to her 3 word responses

it's over.

Hi, it's your mom. I'm proud of you and you're going to make it

Block her, she's trying to steal your gains like the goblin the is

i'll type as much as i want faggot

Mirin wallpaper

>"you probably lift a ton of weights?!?"
>"nah just zumba"

Pro move.

there should be a board-wide rule that everyone who posts mires on Jow Forums needs to provide a body pic

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Here you go.

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>dad’s friend I never knew came for dinner
>has a hot MILF wife
>we talk all night
>Mention I am into fitness
>”I can see it from your shoulders!”
>she works out too
>we talk about fitness all night
>and find out lots of common interests outside workouts
>she kept mentioning her Instagram page a fuck ton, but idk.
>she is probably one of those people who posts every living second of their lives on social media
>I tried to be cold and distant so the guy wouldn’t be jealous
>still had a HUGE boost of T.

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Checked, trips confirm he is not lying

No its not, she gave you cookies because she hates you

Nice convo dude, bet shes soaking. Ydb

Female friend's hot older sister told me that if she was younger and not in a relationship she would sex me. So yeah, that was a mire right?

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I posted this in the other mire thread but noone gave me an answer is this a mire?

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b a s e d

>be me few years ago
>in hs
>skinny as fuck with bad posture
>doc tells me to fix that
>start consciously focusing on it
>girls start saying "when did you get an ass? "your shoulders are broader than I remember" things like that
>feelsgoodman
>girl uses me to cheat on a guy
>he gets pissed
>goes to confront me
>girl says "he wants to kick your ass"
>he's fat, I'm worried he'll sit on me
>you'reapproachingme.exe
>instead of getting ready to fight he just starts yelling with his gf egging us on to fight
>he stops halfway through a sentence
>"wait, what the fuck?"
>learn she gets her rocks off by making dudes fight
>we become buddies later
>admits that he didn't want to fight after he saw me

Did your dick stink once you got back

Waitress mires are iffy
They get paid to flirt, in tips

based as always

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>fuck my ex on a beach
>says shit like “I missed that big cock”
>tfw average sized dicc
Why do girls exaggerate bros, nobody’s getting fooled. Also she would talk in a baby voice while we were banging aha

Hug her im sorry ur in a controlling relationship

Smashing while ur candy flipping is the tits

>laundry day
>no clean shirts
>go down to the basement wearing flip-flops and shorts
>get into the elevator with two girls
>one says 'I'm hungry', another says 'me too'
>too autistic to make a joke
Fuck.

Cheap mires but i don't care
>Go to gym with a friend who never went, train push day
>Pump is hardcore
>go for my dayly mirror flex
>My boy slips an "aestethic" under his breath (not gay)

>Go with my dyel cousin, do pull day
>Bicep pump is huge
>Abs pumped
>Dayly mirror flex
>"You look fit without tshirt, didn't think that"

Im not even big, just did a cut and lost 6kg, still noice

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Post body

What are you even doing here user?

Post body

Getting lots of mires since I wear more clothes that show off my physique. However they are all mires from male friends and it's super awkward when they make loud comments in public.

>in crowded bar, chilling with some mates
>one of them walks by, squeezes my pec and says "What a beast!"
>people around me start looking

They also keep asking me to flex for people.

Post profile

20yo
6'1
84kg.
About 5 months lifting.
Not impressive for Jow Forums but I have a good face and I'm not autistic with girls anymore.
Honestly think I'm leaving Jow Forums. After 3 weeks away, coming back and seeing the crabs in a bucket environment really made me realise how shit this place is.
Get away from here, travel alone and meet people. See how nice the world really is.

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I always get to the end before I realize this is copy pasta

>go to sport shop to buy a few light plates for smaller increments and prehab work
>guy to his gf behind me
>"no don't ask him he doesnt work there"

not sure if anti-mire since she thought I could be some shitty vendor in a basic sport shop or if it means I look fit enough to be selling plates.

What does this even mean? That is the only thing that girls I don't know say and it confuses me

Then it's time to go, user. Best of luck on your travels and the rest of you life.

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it's been a long time

I'm still in the struggle fren, we do our time here and we either make it or stay forever. It's your time to leave.

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>outing yourself as a summerfag
Nice

well i certainly believe you now. trips don't lie

dude you need to help your brother with his routine and diet

They're joking to each other about how you're probably hungry because you're so skinny

lmfao

It is imperative that you cuck the boomer.

>moved to a new place and started lifting about 8 months ago
>skinnyfat so just gaining a few pounds of muscle and losing a few pounds of fat already makes me look 10 times better
>qt roommate compliments my looks more and more throughout the months
>really like her so it makes me feel great
>turns out we both liked eachother for a few months now
>finally kissed a couple of days ago

Feels fucking great man, haven't been this happy and excited in years, maybe even since I was a kid
we're all gonna make it brothers

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As in 'I'd eat him raw'. Jesus.

Congratulations, you skipped the entire dating stage and now you're living with your gf.

but sometimes i want to include a mfw instead