Weigh myself

>weigh myself
>161.3 pounds
>take piss
>163.1 pounds

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Lift a jug of water. It has weight user.

>2019
>Not using your bladder to store Helium

The value of that stuff will skyrocket in the near future, you gotta do it.

No, I weighed myself right before pissing, then right after weighed myself again.

Huh. The same thing happened to me last weekend, except after taking a shit. Maybe we're on to something?

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It's all so tiresome.

he only pisses 0.2 pounds hahahahaha what a bladderlet

Makes no fucking sense desu. Cutting is endless suffering anyways.

shit weight is shit
Also never weigh yourself more often than once a week. It's bad for your mental health to do that.

Ya. Probably another thread like this.

IQ of this poster: 87

Electronic scales are less precise than you'd hope. Just weigh yourself once a week at the same time every week and watch the trend. Saturday morning when you first wake up should make your conditions relatively consistent.

Based logical poster

how's the mogging going everytime you go to the urinals?

I'm ordinarily 220lbs. I went to my room, jacked off, finished, and reweighed myself, and suddenly I was 180lbs. Can someone explain this?

Behold the insecurity of Jow Forums

t zinc crew

>weigh myself
>69.5kg
>ingest 500g of food
>70kg
A total mystery

ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY ONE IS LESS THAN ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY THREE

>step on scale
>18% bodyfat
>Drink a bottle of water
>step on scale
>18.3% bodyfat

Don't stress it, user. Eat big and weigh every week. The growth will come.

Or better yet weight yourself 3 times per week and calculate week average.

Scale remembered your last weigh in and after pissing you got real weight again

>weigh myself
>185.3
>take a shit
>165.3 pounds
I'm scared anons is that normal

Explain this further please. Why would a scale remember the last weigh in, instead of just giving the actual weight?

OP how dumb are you?

Have you ever been swimming? Notice how you feel so much lighter in the water? That’s because it supports your weight.

The urine in your body was supporting your weight just like in the pool, so when you expensed it, your weight was less supported and of course you end up heavier on the scale.

A thread died for this. Use your brain.

because scales are lazy bastards

So how do I get around my scale's laziness?

>cutting
>going well, lost 7lbs of fat over the weeks I've been cutting
>one day get on the scales
>gained 7lbs back out of nowhere
>scales again next day
>the magical 7lbs is suddenly gone and I'm back on track
Are scales a meme?

Just weigh yourself once a week. It really does nothing to constantly weight yourself other than grant you the powers of anxiety

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water weight

wut

This OP

Inaccuracy, water weight, poop, and stomach contents all combine to form a shitstorm of variables when weighing. Like someone above mentioned, weigh yourself three times a week at the same time and track progress. Can even slap it onto an Excel sheet to get a pretty graph.

>Fill jugs with water
>Ascend to space
Problem, physics?

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Sometimes I'll look all bloated and weigh around 4 lbs over what I should be weighing. I get all paranoid but it goes after a day or two. It happens mostly during fasts or heavy caloric deficits. No idea whats the cause.

>jugs
Those are too small you dumbass, you’ll need at least a tub of water. Why do you think the Jews stopped putting bath tubs in homes?

lol 150 lb, are you a girl or a midget

Get a Dexa scan and use it as a baseline to determine how far off your scale is.

>weigh myself
>80kg
>put a barbell on my back
>100kg
>put two 20kg plates on the barbell
>120kg

Finally a good scale, im happy with my purchase

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I'm kekkin real hard here good job

>>put two 20kg plates on the barbell
kg
Did you use clips, user?