/sex/ thread

/sex/ thread

In this thread we give eachother tips on sex.

To start off:

what are some essential things to know during sex?

how does one last longer?

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Don’t use your own sock to gag them, it will leave some of your DNA behind. Use one of their socks instead.

You just put your thing up her front bottom and then jiggle it around until you do a white wee wee.

This

Stop being a faggot

make sure to be mean to them after sex not before

Continue being a faggot and let me fuck you

>not wearing a woman like a crown

don't you want someone to cum on your face before you stick it in?

Read the Sex God Method. Thank me later.

why do you lick the hole? just play with the clitoris with your tongue thats the most effective place to lick anyway, make sure to salivate a bit and use your fingers for down there.

low t

>missionary position
>wrap arms under her back and grab onto her shoulders
>pull down hard while pulsing your dick
>the force applies pressure to her clit while maxing our your dick to fill her up
>repeat
There ya go

Most women will deny it even during, but physical assault is the biggest turn on to them. You should try it out

So you mind cuck yourself whenever youre with a woman?
>Ok

ya, helps with speed as well

How about you just stop having sex (and stop wanking). It keeps you chained to this animal realm.

Put your penis in their vagina and pump away

>thot gave me a blowjob
>could literally not feel anything
>Started getting soft about 7 or so mins in
Bros should I be worried?

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last longer? have so much sex that it's a goddamn chore and you hate it. ironically the tiredness of it will prevent yo from cumming, prolonging your torture.

Possible she didn’t have any dick game

Nah man, sounds boring as shit to me. Blow jobs are fun don't get me wrong but unless you're really into them/trying to finish getting head for seven minutes sounds like a chore

So you're getting laid, great fucking job faggot. Thanks for telling this board all about it. Fuck you, kill yourself.

Sounds like you are circumcised

AAAAAA

Try throwing her legs really far back and 'gently' grind against her cervix with a rocking motion.

delet this

thread got the incels seething lmao

not fit related, sage

Kiss inner thigh, lick in circular motion the clit, finger inside of vagina, thumb prodding asshole. Other hand either wrapped around leg, finger in mouth, or cupping tit.

You won’t even have to break nofap, because she’ll cum from this.

>when you've done this enough times that she gets excited when you grab onto her shoulders because she knows what's coming

You sound like a whore I know.
Small world, eh?

If you want to please a girl, unironically "use" them and do whatever you want
No girl likes a beta that asks permission for anything other than anal and doesnt know what they want out of the experience

Losing my v card next week, ty for this

I actually fingered a girl the other day. I was rubbing the clit like wikipedia told me to and she said she really liked it. I'm 99% certain she didn't finish

based advice

Foreplay is important. Warm yourselves up with some touch and rubs.

How do I find a girl to do sex with?

The street

IM NOT HAVING SEX SO YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE SEX EITHER
KILL YOURSELF YOU SEX HAVING FAGGOT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I'm hooking up with this young tinder slut tonight

I don't have much to say about it but fuck I can't wait.

Bumping for thread potential.

The girl store

Have sex

If you're autistic like me just use one of the many dating apps.

Lower your standards a little bit too if you're not having luck. Instead of only going after 9s, make your scale 0 or 1: no, or yes. Make the maybes yeses until they prove to be nos.

alright I have a good question
so my gf can't cum like ever
her clit in the smallest clit i've ever experienced idk if it's underdeveloped or what
I've got her close multiple times but she get gets too sore before she can climax
I was pretty stressed about it cause I've never had this problem but she says noone has ever been able to make her cum not even herself
any bros have anytips ?

Women can't "cum" are you sure you're not trying to suck off a dick girl or something

Blowjobs are fucking boring and 99.9% of women are shit at it, it requires the woman to literally beat the shit out of your dick with her mouth and tongue to be good. They're glorified sex positions just like titjobs.

based and virginpilled

bro women can definitely cum
you never had a girl thrashing around like shes possessed by the devil ?

I feel so sorry for you man my girl sucks my dick like a porn star, way better than most the pussy I get would much rather have a good blowjob than just fucking only thing second to that is a girl who can ride

>bro women can definitely cum

Bro if your girl is squirting out semen (aka cum) you are not with a girl you're with a man you faggot

>People ITT actually passing the curse of the animal realm to their offspring

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Okay fuck it I'm posting here because I don't know where else to go

>several years ago
>tight knit 3 person friend group in high school
>all live together in a basement in the hood
>get 4th group member
>girl one year younger than us
>cute, smart, fun to be around, fits in easily
>really, really bad home life
>crazy mother, abusive black stepfather, neither really care about her
>she has like a million mental disorders, she's also hypersexual
>starts essentially living with us
>eventually we're all having sex with her (she instigated this)
>things are pretty chill
>fast forward to today
>three of us still live together, in a different place
>her mother found out about this
>she's trying to get us all for rape charges, saying we've been gang raping her daughter and the like
>stepfather's location unknown, but he said he was going to kill us, and he means it
>house on lockdown, everyone is tense

How do I outsmart a crazy gun-toting black guy whose daughter I've been boning for years? He's probably going to try to murder me when I go outside or something

Goddamnnit I miss my ex

STOP BULLYING ME I'M SENSITIVE

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>Thinks women have to squirt or else it's not cumming

Did your balls touch while doin it?

Move out of the hood, or get your older brother's gang to get him :)

ok then CLIMAX fucking nomenclature

How the fuck are you supposed to reach that while still being able to penetrate her? Are you Lanky Kong?

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That position doesn't actually work well at all, it's not a thing you do

We aren't in the hood anymore

Sadly, I have no gang to call upon, because I am a reclusive white guy

>first time
>really into each other
>have trouble aiming
>finally get inside her
>the best feels ever
>went at it over 2 hours
>no nerves, nothing
>felt natural
>all of that fapping had me feeling like i knew what I was doing

Set up a bunch of Home Alone-esque traps and alarms, and then just don't go outside. Seems simple enough.

Eating pussy is beta shit. You're being submissive and that is a turn off. A real chad only cares about his enjoyment and women like that

If she's getting to sore try using some lube or get her really, really wet and worked up before even touching her clit. Use really light circular motions and just keep up same exact pace and pressure. It could also totally be a psychological issue that she needs to work though. Maybe get her to be as communicative as she can as to what feels good and what works.

>not tonguefucking your woman senseless and then taking what's yours after she's come

It's like you don't even want her to beg for your dick.

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bruh

For real just talk it out with tha polize, if hes black and has a temper he is bound to commit suicide by cop if he tries anything. You shoudnt have a hard time finding a boy in blue who is up to the job.

>being a manlet

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Thanks buddy will try that
now that you mention it it could definitely be psychological she hates passive sex and only wants it rough and aggressive

When you dont talk about sex gf will want it more
>tell gf how horny I am ect
> she doesnt want to , tells me how I olny want to fuck
> ffw few days later
> I dont mention sex at all, avoid subject and act like I dont care if we do it, almost not even pretending, was busy with something else anyway
> she sends me a mess that she masturbated twice while thinking about me and that we should have sex the next day
> happy but wtf at the same time

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>"Sex? Never had it."

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was in a similar situation but we didn't sleep with her and it was her (ex)boyfriend.

first step is buy a gun and hit the range, could get a hand gun and conceal carry, also shotguns are underrated for home defense esp if ur not a great shot.

could let police know if you have tangible reasons to suspect he's serious, I never did this but heavily considered it multiple times and would have if things continued.

if you don't call police, write down as much information about the guy you have and both print it and tape it around your house somewhere out of sight but not hidden, as well as send it to somebody you can trust. in case anything happens to you in ur home you'll have something for the police to find.

not gonna tell you unrealistic shit like "just move" but obviously if you can, good

Yeah, we'll just sit tight and stay safe, the police are now involved

tfw probably gonna fuck his daughter again tonight while he seethes

She probably started ovulating and was horny as fuck becomes her hormones went out of whack. Either way, you're going about it the wrong way. If you're horny then you should show her, not tell her. Don't ask her for sex, just initiate. Kiss her, touch her, overpower her, be spontaneous - make her feel sexy, as if you've just barely managed to restrain yourself up until this point and now absolutely have to have her. Then you can tell her that you're horny - how good she looks, how you spent all day thinking about that sexy outfit or lingerie she wore last week.

I've heard a lot of people suggesting this, but I'm unsure of how to do it...
How, exactly, do I "Have Sex"?

Wait so are you like running a train on this girl, does she just fuck all of you whenever you want?

I haven't tugged one out in a minute and its making me violent in bed. I've been biting and choking and by the end of it all it feels more like a pre-murder rape than actual consensual sex. Most chicks dig it but I had a really bad experience with a girl last night. Should I just start tugging on my off days again? Feel like im going Bundy mode over here boyds.

just be yourself

Find out what her fetish is, physical stimulation alone is often not enough for women

All in all from all my expirences I could say that man who act like they dont care about sex and dont mention it are more desirable. Like if you mention sex too often or too obviously it may seem creepy to girl

Go to a bar, club, sign up for tinder or put yourself out in a place where women go to hook up, be attractive, don't be unattractive, put benis in bajina

This is spot on

Where I live they only have girl rental and those girls are really scary.

>t. manlet

Things are more private now, but basically yeah. My high school years were lit.

I'M A STRONG BLACK NIGGER WHO DON'T NEED NO FIGURE

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>I haven't tugged one out in a minute and its making me violent in bed
imagine being this much of a cumbrain

buy the "satisfyer 2" and use it on her. if she won`t come with this toy, she never will. either way it`s not your fault

>Dont be unattractive
Ok but how?

Dress properly, take care of your personal hygiene, be exciting to be around and be fun to talk to. Don't be an insecure or desperate little bitch. Some alcohol will help you relax and get you to talk more.

>manlet virgin exposes himself

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try not to make her queef or it means your dick is too small

My ex would queef after doggy every time

>commit suicide by cop

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what if im attractive but this never worked?

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Then you're doing something wrong

then your not actually attractive

I'm a 30 year old virgin.
Should I do it with a prostitute?