I'm in love with an ethot. She is a twitch streamer and a instawhore

I'm in love with an ethot. She is a twitch streamer and a instawhore.
Is getting Jow Forums going to help me in getting her?

Attached: 1461518239544.png (1450x1638, 770K)

My god what a beautiful trad goddess

she looks a little retarded

you will never get a twitch streamer or ethot gf, you are nothing to them but a dollar sign

>I'm in love with an ethot. She is a twitch streamer and a instawhore.

Unironically kys

Well yeah, she's from Texas.

damn there really is sucker born every minute

How do I transition from a dollar sign to a potential bf.
Just because she is an ethot doesn't mean she doesn't have a bf.

The girl in OP image gets AT LEAST 50 messages daily. Remember that.
Also OP you're dumb as fuck

this is bringing me back to old /b/
>how do i transition from the friendzone to potential bf
you just don't idiot lmao

NO E-GIRLS

Attached: 1557352116046.jpg (1200x1193, 178K)

anyone remember in 2000s when talking to girls over the internet was to sociiety the most pathetic runescape-tier thing imaginable? when and why did this become acceptable

Try donating larger amounts so she notices you. Then volunteer to do stuff for her for free, like moderate her chat. This gives you a guaranteed in and pretty regular communication. After that you just need to show how charming you are and how much you care about her. Having a sick bod obviously helps as well. Good luck dude!

>:(

Millennial generation got older.

You dumb motherfucker. Literally just go to a bar and talk to ANY girl irl for like 10 seconds. You need some perspective my man, dont get oneitis over a girl who's entire source of revenue is tricking the dopamine receptors in idiot's brains to make them fork over cash.

Attached: 1561676730870.png (600x848, 119K)

Attached: fc_550x550_white.jpg (550x550, 29K)

Kek, I saw a girl like this on Christian Mingle once. Her bio explicitly stated that she wanted someone with an IQ of 125 +/- 10 points. I was pretty smug that I didn't qualify

>26
>looks 16

Is this the power of not drinking/drugging?

Alright nickers.

>tfw you wouldn't qualify because IQ is too high.
I don't blame her though. Because I can so easily process everything that's happening systematically, I don't express emotions that well. I'm probably annoying to be around by people who care about feelings.

>The six things I could never do without
>My horse
She gets the noose.

dude.. you're like... SO mysterious
that's like.. really cool

I can't donate anything as I have a very strict budget and monetary goals.
Any other idea?

I tried but I can't forget her. Even if I pick up a girl after we are done the only thing in my mind is how I could've been watching my twitchthot oneitis instead.

I would wife her but at 26 she's too old.

YOU JUST KNOW

Post cranium

Houston? Give me her address, I'll get there after rush hour.

>meme degree
>horse riding
>pretentious films and books
YIIIIIIIIIIKES

That's not how anything happens, ever. It's more like
>can you not correct everybody on everything and sound so condescending?

>being +135 IQ
>Not being self aware enough to not constantly annoy people
You fuckin wish

what is high iq low eq

This isnt jeopardy faggot

Damn she cute. Must get hundreds of messages a day

just admit you have autism

This beyond pathetic

is OP serious or do we have a beta male problem to purge?

>Rides horses

Guaranteed lunatic in bed

Attached: aefde6b7c9a89a3e3ff9a905e740d998.jpg (920x693, 169K)