>buy a bunch of vegan shit because it’s cheap
>some söyboy walks up to me
>says “nice muscles, are you a vegan as well?”
>tell him “yeah but all I do it a few pushups and sit-ups every other day, I get all my protein from soÿ”
Times you’ve acted like the joker
Ian Jackson
Ayden Powell
This is frigging hilarious, made me spit my 7€ Tibetan horseradish latte! Luckily I got a new one since I tip the waitresses often (to make up fir the wage gap)
Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger
Jeremiah White
>At gym
>Squatting
>Guy comes up to me, asks how many sets l have left
>Tell him I have 2 more sets
>He leaves for a bit
>Finish last set
>Unleash UNHOLY protein brap I’ve been holding in this entire workout
>Walk away from the squat rack
>Guy is coming over to the squat rack
>Watching him in mirror as I’m walking away
>Look of pure disgust on his face
Elijah Lopez
>mix creatine, pre workout and bcaa with Diet Pepsi
>homemade bang energy
I SHOULD LAUGH
Camden Garcia
Eli Young
Nice
David Lewis
Once a month I go to the gym at normal person time and do meme exercises and give everyone there shitty advice.
Charles Foster
What the fuck is muscle monkey up to this time, Shitty Chinese coffee powder (I know it sucks because I bought it) and soda?
Sebastian Garcia
Actually laughed
Lucas Allen
its hyphy mud newfag
Evan Green
LOL how do I upvote comments ? Do I need an account ? I can't find out how to make one in four chan
Charles Smith
its easy user, just send me your bank info and i'll get you started
James Davis
>guy asks how many sets i have left
>tell him 3
>do one set and clean up
>walk over and let him know i finished up
heh nothin personnel gymtard
Brody Taylor
>two dumb liberal whores ask me for directions
>gay pride shirt
>send them into the worst part of town where people get carjacked
Daniel Lopez
There must have been at least 70g of protein in that brapp
Christian Foster
>that guy from town i hate started going to gym
>I pretend getting injured while doing squat
>Day after that saw him and his dyel friends doing kettlebell squat as first exercise
Caleb Hughes
almost had me there
Camden Butler
Joseph Sullivan
>5'5" bro asks about my height
>say I'm 5'8" tall
>actually 5'6.5"
SOMEBODY STOP ME
Luke Cook
>go to reddit weightloss forums
>post my pics and tell them I do keto, fast, and 500 Cal a day
>tell them I got my perfect body in 6 months
>it actually took me 4 years and I didn't do a single meme diet
LOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY
Jaxson Perry
>get ready to go to the gym
>don't
Jace Cook
>Fuck hot woman
"Okay we can keep doing this as long as you dont tell anyone"
"ok sure"
>Immediately tell everyone like an autist
I regret everything
Grayson Robinson
I do in squats, wtf are you trying to say
Liam Flores
>be me
>have a home made gym
>be 220 lbs roided muscle freak at 5 feet 11
>friends assume im onto something
>today they found out i have a homegym
>tell them i bought all that yesterday and i benched 300 lbs for reps without training
Ian James
>nice chick doing lying leg curls
>pretend i fall and introduce my nose between her buttole
>"s-ssoryy ! gomensaii it's my first day!"
>keep an eye on her to know which bag is hers
>secretive approach to her purse
>cum on it
>leave gym