Alright, so that's six large pizzas and six pitchers of beer... Oh, forgive me Mr. user, I forgot to take your order...

>Alright, so that's six large pizzas and six pitchers of beer... Oh, forgive me Mr. user, I forgot to take your order. What'll you be having tonight?

Well, Jow Forums?

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ur mom

Spinach salad with grilled chicken and walnuts .
Actually, how is the fish?

1 large pizza and a beer because chasing low bodyfat when everybody looks like shit isn't worth it

You really expect me to believe some faggots drinking sparkling water are drinking a pitcher of beer and large pizza each?

An extra large pizza with roasted garlic and pepperoni and a pitcher of beer for myself.

>roleplay posting
Cringe and post body

Cope

>when someone posts a seriously reply in a joke thread

Two large pizzas and a coke zero will do.

How's that abs4gf body treating you?

>pizza
Miss me with that wog shit. Roast beef and bitter.

Didn’t this kind of threads originate in r9k?

Do you have fried chicken ? And coke please

>why are you guys wearing beanies inside the restaurant, it’s not that cold

uhhhhhhh lemme get uhhhhhhhhhh
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*poops* lol

>baldies seething

Lol

Are they gonna roofie & rape me?

Picture actually shows them taking a pic after finishing their meals. All had just water to drink except the ugly fat guys on left who had white wine.

Truly we have reached peak shitpost.

40 garlic parm wings and just water,thank you

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>beanie, beanie, beanie, beanie, shaved head, hairline gone, hair strong but hairline high
My god it's full of balds!

Probably because unlike you autists they realise there is room to enjoy yourself in moderation

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One pizza toppings, including the cheese but without the pizza base, instead wrapped up in a big leaf of salad and a "pitcher" of your lowest carb ale please.

i mog like half of these guys but im autistic

peer pressure is for women. Are you a femcel?

Just order some cock to suck and cut out the middleman

I'll have all of you in my bed haha

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Uhh Ill have the same
Do you have a vegan option?

DON'T POST IT

Yeah and they’re stupid as shit
A bunch of virgins who have to pretend to be some thot to compensate for the female attention they never get

Feels good to have no friends.

at least they're cute desu

just eat the pizza topping, discard the bread and drink some hard alcohol.

>What’ll you be having tonight?

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I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.