day 2 of NoFap

You sound friendzoned as all fuck my dude wtf is this?

> girl confesses her love to me
Don't fall for her trick.

that sounds nice user, hold on to her dearly

Yes, I nofapped two days and I'm already getting married.

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>12 days
>Becomes a bunch of squares

Hhahaha read my fucking mind

BIG CRINGE

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boomer detected.
>ignoring all the studies cited on yourbrainonporn
watching porn in young age fucks one up hard. if one started watching porn when the brain is fully developed and moderately, it won't affect you much.
internet gives you access to unlimited naked moaning women in an instant. and the worst thing is that your beating it to other men fucking them so you develop voyeurism in addition to the fucked up dopamine system.
that said, noporn is the real shit not nofap.

That’s just the global Jewish cabal.
Reach1488 days and unlock hyper natsoc powers.

Based

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>day 1488 of nofap
>penis starts saluting pictures of hitler
>can impregnate aryan cuties by sight alone

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>yourbrainonporn
Literally anti-scientific evangelical Christian propaganda.

She sounds like an autistic horsegirl.

Yeah I can take or leave nofap but noporn till the day I die

Nofap/noporn won't cure your autism.
Growing to beyond whatever you think is the arbitrary Manlet cutoff won't cure your autism.
Roids won't cure your autism.
PUA won't cure your autism.
Yohimbine/creatine/Maca root/other snake oil won't cure your autism.
Looksmaxing won't cure your autism.
Mewing won't cure your autism.
Lifting won't cure your autism.
Dopamine fasting won't cure your autism.
Face-pulls won't cure your autism.
Cold showers won't cure your autism.
Quitting caffeine won't cure your autism.

If you suck as a person, you need to identify real problems and come up with real goals that will bring you closer to the person you want to be. None of these magic pills will solve your life problems, you need to work on yourself in an honest way, and understand that it takes time and dedication to build habits that form a lifestyle that will help you reach your goals. Nofap, and all the other snake oil to which Jow Forums clings desperately are just more examples of how you refuse to do the actual work required to improve your situation.

I'm on day 6. It hasn't been easy, I live in texas so a lot of the girls wear little clothing to keep cool: short shorts and t-shirts. I've been voulunteering at church so that helps keep me in line.

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there are two types of nofappers
>"people" who talk about their masturbation habits in public
>people who discuss their masturbation habits on anonymous Hawaiian vegetable farming forums

Not reading that, is it some nofap propaganda

What the fuck is wrong with LARPers on this board Jesus Christ. Why do you faggots come HERE of all places?

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>Face-pulls won't cure your autism.

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20th day of no-fap. Feeling good guys.

theres legit proof u retard

>legit proof
There's literally none. One Chinese study about a test peak after one week that goes back down is the only legitimate source/evidence and that only shows benefit for a day after a week.

>legit proof
>no scientific journals ever mentioned

With scientific citations from credible journals. You’ll have to do better, Chaim.

>Nofap - day 5
>kardashev type 2 civilization
idk why did that make me laugh so hard, my sense of humor is so fucked

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lmfao. Why does everyone think anybody on here has the time or fucks to give to some random user?

>Citation needed
If you were to actually go through the due diligence yourself, you'd see that it's all circular references by a very small group of "scientists". Anybody with any scientific literacy can see the myriad problems with their methodology and findings. They're basically equivalent to flat earthers who use confirmation bias to try and prove their worldview using skewed science, instead of using the science to determine their worldview.

You can shut up right now.

literally the fact that you know all this self-help jargon sincerely concerns me about the kind of human you are

go over, unplug your router, call your isp and cancel your internet. You've been here for too long.

You faggots spam Jow Forums with this shit for years

She sounds retarded af, then again.. all women do. Do whatever you, I won't chime in anymore.

Lol real people don't talk like that.

>literally a list of filtered threads that get spammed here daily

Good post user thanks

same, we should keep our masturbation addiction and live in denial

>masturbation addiction
You people are completely out of touch

reading this post made me laugh at it even more, thanks user

Fuck all the downers in this thread. I hope you're happy with her, mate. She sounds nice.

It's time for every single one of you FAGGOTS who consider abstaining from pulling on you fucking DICK for anything below 2 weeks "nofap". For anyone who is at least somewhat mentally stable, not masturbating for a week is completely normal and can happen incidentally. 2 weeks takes minimal effort, but has been done by literally anyone who has ever been on a family vacation. Except you, right user? You snuck out to the toilet after 4 days and jerked off to the girls in bikinis you could find in the local newspaper your dad had bought from the nearby store when you first arrived. You try to ignore the steps of your mother outside the toilet to focus intensely on the tits of some latina bikini slut rendered in shitty resolution. That's why you consider abstaining from pulling on your dick for 2 days a fucking achievement, a "challenge" a completed nofap. But it isn't. Your standards are just lower than your spermcount (which is really low since you probably jerk of twice a day when you aren't on "nofap")

We're talking about women though.

Yeah dude. Some people talk to REAL WOMENS in real life.