Had the carb binging dream again

>Had the carb binging dream again

I'm 6 months into strict keto and still dreaming about carbs ;_;

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strict keto is a retarded fad unless you are fat or diabetic. I limit my carb intake to 50-100g a day wich is what i need to restore my levels for power at the gym. Refined sugars are ok once a month as a treat in company.

Common dream

It's just the carb demon trying to lure you back. Basically it is a plant entity that feeds off of people and it does not like to be denied servers. You are now on the carb demons list and expect more visits.

You can get rid of it but only if you demand it gone in the name of Jesus Christ.

I got rid of the carb demon after a few sessions of this. Good luck friend.

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Hows the progress?

How do I summon a carb succubus?

It does not work like that, plants are not sentient in that sort of way, they don't have the power to make 2 tier demons.

LOL don't you learn anything in demonology in your catholic school?

What is this candy? I only recognize 3 Musketeers, Kit-Kat, and Twix

Even if you're fat it's shit; fatties need to fast and stop eating.

>le carbs are bad meme

How many pro bodybuilders exactly are on keto diet? ye zero

slowly introduce carbs back in. If you don't do this slowly, you'll end up on an insane carb binge. The keto diet is unsustainable and you WILL fail unless you slowly re-introduce good carbs.

Stick with low carbs rather than no carbs.

Eat some fruit, stay away from candy.
Have a slice of pizza and just go for a walk afterwards. You NEED carbs, just not a lot of them.

Look it's the fucking carb demon posting on the chins

Enjoy your eventual mega relapse binge

> spoil yourself with a treat once in a while
> choosing this
i feel sorry for amerifats whos never had swedish marabou chocolate schweizer nut/apelsin krokant or Djungel Vrål liquorice with a nice whisky

what a total waste of cheat day
nice bucket of cheese and tomatoe sauce

All of those food items are low in carbohydrates and high in fat.

You fat imbecile.

SILENCE DEMON IN THE NAME OF JESUS

Jesus Christ wanted you to eat carbs. Loaves of bread, man. Loaves of carb-filled BREAD.

Two weeks into a cut and I'm dreaming about pastries.

I don’t know if I subscribe to the whole keto thing but I notice I lose weight wayyy faster when I go carnivore for a week or two.

>Not Superior American
>Doesn't know how good chicago style pizza is

>not using your acquired gains to film people quietly
>not enjoying the sheer look of confusion or terror

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Käften, namnbög

I wish I dreamt about food instead of animals attacking me.

Yaaaa,it's carb refeed day.These flapjacks are great,60g of carbs and damn delicious

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What the fuck. Why is he hiding? Why isn't he fighting?

5 weeks into cut
Constantly watching yt videos of cheat days and 10k calorie challenges
Pretended to be sick so didn't have to go out and drink 100 calorie beers all night

Fit is gay

based and loosh pilled

The only good food in Europe is found in the Mediterranean. Your food is stale and shit.

Don't do keto you retard
m.youtube.com/watch?v=O-HQoa0tmLA

Do low carb with three 36 hour fasts every week

>expecting amerifats to understand 9 calories/gram > 4 calories/gram

>I'm 6 months into strict keto and still dreaming about carbs ;_;
How is this possible? I thought you would have your fat-fueled super powers by now? Oh wait, ketards are retarded, I remember now.

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Just because it's almost guaranteed to happen doesn't mean it's gonna happen
those 99.9% of people who fuck up and relapse just weren't trying hard enough, it's their own fault

>that one candy bar top right called "Eat-More"
kek

You don’t need to eat carbs. They are fine in small amounts but you don’t need to eat them. Your body will convert protein to glycogen if it needs to.

stop doing keto
Then some of those a week won't hurt you