Let's say we take a guy with an above average body, frame and face how bad/good would he do at the following heights:
As a lanklet how bad is it to be a manlet?
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Doesn't matter as long as your mother is on the clue
5'9 here, decent body (people do comment on it positively)
success? rejection, 100% of the time
And your face?
not gonna post pics on a chinese anime board but I have blue eyes, brown/dark blonde hair, Norwood 1 hairline, non recessed chin, wide jaw and slightly crooked nose. It's not my face that is the problem. It's the disgusting manlet height of 5'9.
Why don't you wear lifts?
Nah that sucks. I am a skater boy and once I was showing some friends, including some girls we just met, my skills but because of the lifts I fell on my face and broke my nose.
Try yoga and glucosamine could make you 5'9.5-5'10 maybe even taller if you have bad posture.
Bullshit. I'm 5'10 and I get a lot of attention from girls. Some have even hit on me in front of my gf. So many of you guys overestimate your appearance and you fixate on your height because it's the one thing you can't change. It's so easy to say "Well, I'd get girls if I was only born taller."
5'10 here and iv btfo of lanklets my whole life. Stolen gfs ect. Y'all are gangly and awkward.
you got memed, mentalcel
5'10, only ever asked one woman out in my life but it worked and were still together
At what height would success stop?
Im 5'9 and have no problem with it at all.
Afterall im into womanlets anyway
This guy isn't just a manlet, he is basically a dwarf
>Dwarfism is generally defined as an adult height of 4 feet 10 inches
This guy if 5'0
So he's basically the Dwarven King.
Shouldn't be compared to real manlets desu.
Noone will ever take him seriously.
Btw friendly reminder he has a youtube channel and throws public tantrums all the fucking time
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its so funny to see the camera suspended so low. never seen a world from this perspective. it really looks scary.
>This guy if 5'0
No, he's 4'11". He says it in the 7-11 video.
He's legally a dwarf.
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rerolling might actually be worth it
if you can be born once you can be born again right
>thinks his height is the problem
The fact that you actually believe your height is the issue at 5'9 and not who you are as a human being is probably the most condescending thing you could ever say about yourself.
You're a moron, and I sincerely don't care at all, i hope you stay a stupid little faggot all your life. I'm 5'9 too btw.
I'm a 5'9 guy, and I'd say at 5'7 you're pretty limited, but are redeemable by your other qualities but couldn't ever be "looked up to" or glorified in any way as a man because of your height, and lower than that you're really on a heroes' journey.
I do okay for myself at 5'9, don't really see it as a problem, honestly don't even feel any insecurity about it unless the person is like 6'3+ or just beautiful in a way i couldn't compete with, used to lurk here when I was underaged and it got me hard, at 22, I think about my height, totally, insecure thoughts included, maybe twice a week
Who was in the wrong here?
>5’10”-5’11” is out of the manlet pit territory. In most countries this is average or above average.
The average height in the US is 5'9".
5'9" pig here, I shrank from over 5'10" to my now under 5'10". I'm still above 5'9".
I have never seen height to be an issue until recently on certain corners of the internet.
Men don't have any way to be men anymore, so you see manly competition forced into more and more obscure places. Like height.
Seething lanklets
This shit really got started with the Asian Invasion I believe.
Height really isn't that big of a deal, but some people are willing to go to absurd lengths to appear taller.
Asians and Hispanics are both smaller in stature. That's why the average height in the US is dropping, not increasing.
White people years ago never made a big deal about this.
It's 100% about brown insecurity.
Guys, I'm 23 and used to be 6'2''.
Then I started some stupid stretches I found on YouTube, and I swear I've got taller. It's not an improved posture.
I feel like my muscles got looser around my spine or some shit. Since it happens, it has become impossible to sleep in normal beds or travel in airplanes.
Help me
I'm 5'8. It's not so much that anything overtly negative happens to me like being picked or or something. It's more a feeling that you just feel "invisible", whether figuratively because people just pay less attention to you, or literally due to not standing out and being buried in a crowd.
My father is 6'2 so it's always been easy for me to notice a fairly stark contrast in terms of how he'd get treated/noticed/whatever compare to myself in equal scenarios.
I’m 5’10 and I have never had any issues with my height, but I’m not a manlet to normies. I would probably kill myself if I was shorter than 5’5 tho.
>I would probably kill myself if I was shorter than 5’5 tho.
Just take up a sense of humor like most functional human beings.
I'm 5'3" and I do alright, but I think I might be good looking.
>As a lanklet how bad is it to be a manlet?
5'8 here. I dont think about height at all unless somebody else brings it up, which is Jow Forums faggots 99.5% of the time.
Don’t tell me how to live my life.
I'm you dad, boss, and God.
Be funny. It's the only wayout for manlet. Well that and prison.
Post stretches
A sense of humour will only get you so far until you realise that you have been the butt of the joke all throughout your life and that no one was laughing with you but that instead everyone was laughing at you. Just consider the guy in the bakery. Do you think he has been throwing a tantrum out like that every day of his life? Obviously not, otherwise he would be (in)famous by now like that turkish midget. This is a man that had a sense of humour about his biological shortcoming but reached his cracking point and lost it. I feel for short men, I don't even want to use that slur.
I’m 34. If you’re old enough to be my father and you still hang out on Jow Forums, you need to re-evaluate your life decisions, little buckaroo.
>be manlet
>tell a joke
>everyone laughs at your height
This. There's only so long you can be the "class clown" and act as a dancing monkey for everyone else's amusement. Eventually you WILL snap. And when you do, after years of being worn down little by little, you will get absolutely zero sympathy from the general population. Because you are a manlet.
>34
You're too old for Jow Forums yourself Grampa. Ya fuckin creep.
I'm 5'8 and never had a problem with getting girls. I'd say out of all my uni mates I probably get the most pussy. Just bee yourself boys it's really that easy
He may be short but he isnt beta. He'll confront anybody unlike the manlets who come here, that are anti social and cant speak up for themselves.
Imagine if the cop in the part 2 of the 7/11 video just picked him up and threw him out the door
It's a curse, man
I know, I should have left this place in 2006 when I first found it...
If you did them at 6’2” yeah
Help some king of manlets out of the pit
>imagine putting sex as the number one reason for your pathetic and miserable existance. no wonder Jow Forums is filled with people of mixed-race and niggers. it's always fascinating to see how animals are trying to integrate into our society.
Below 5'9'' your realistic chances of getting a top tier girl fall pretty close to statistically zero. Below 5'6 must be kys tier.
What a disgusting defeatist
You're never gonna make it with that attitude
DOES ANYONE HAVE THE ORIGINAL WEBM OR VIDEO?
guess I must be an anomaly then lucky me
Your girl is not top tier
Unlike you, I'm not stretching because I'm a manlet. I started because I was sore from training.
But yeah, if I could I'd be back at 6'2''. Guess you don't need the routine then, you faggot
All memes aside, I think 5’6 and under is the point where no amount of face/body can ever save you
5’7 - 5’9 will have it a little bit harder but it is COMPLETELY doable
5’10-6’0 really have no excuse, this is playing the game on normal mode
6’1 and up have a massive advantage but whatever, don’t be a player hater
Nice lies you got there
if only you knew the truth brother
That was the funniest video I have seen in years.
Bagel video guy looked like he was right at 5’
I'm 5'7 and it sucks. If I were any shorter I'd probably off myself. 5'8 and 5'9 probably sucks as well, just slightly less. Anything taller than that and you have no right to complain.
He is. He says he is 5’0 in another video where he is arguing with shit eating Pakis.
No way, the guys he was arguing with was well over a foot taller than him. He was barely taller than the register table
If you think you can’t get laid when you are 5’7 or 5’8 you are a giant bonehead. Height at that level isn’t that big of a deal. Find a girl shorter than you. Most chicks are like 5’5 and below. Unless you are just a nightmare to be around. Source: I’m 5’8
He is exactly five feet tall. He says so in another video.
At least research the lore, faggot.
He claims he’s 5’0”. 5’9” guys claim 6’ all the time.
>Do you think he has been throwing a tantrum out like that every day of his life?
looking at his youtube channels, yes
Easy mode: 6’1 and up
Normal mode: 5’10 - 6’0
Hard mode: 5’7 - 5’9
Heroic: 5’5 - 5’6
Legendary: Under 5’5
Nothing but my deepest respect for those playing on legendary.
>THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
>Bradley's friend Diana, who recorded the video, exclaims, "OH MY GOD. I just wanted bagels."
Not at all. It`s a meme. As another lanklet I just wish this board could have discouraged the fucking dwarf banging my oneitis.
5'7". used to constantly have a complex about my height. I blamed all my problems on it, then I realized my problem wasn't that I was short it was that I was a defeatist faggot. I took control of my life, stopped jacking off, started lifting, and generally tried to do things that were actually good for my mental well-being instead of destroying it. Thankfully I ended up getting a pretty cute GF who I definitely plan on being with the rest of my life. Wanting casual sex is gay. Working harder to find a truely pure-hearted person is worth it. When we have sex it feels completely different than the few roAsties I've been with.
They are out there, I promise. Stop focusing on thots. Look for the plain looking girl with no make-up. Guess what? She's probably prettier than these roasties when they have their mask off; and she isn't looking for attention.
These are amazing
>5’8”-5’9” is lower average territory, heightfrauding as 5’10-6’, can do good.
and faggots wonder why so many women on dating profiles say they dont want guys under 6'3. because every dude just loves to skew their height for a couple of inches and conveniently round it to 6ft. which means when i say that i am actually 5'8 girls will think i am 5'4 or 5'6 cause they assume i am lying about my height like every other dude does it's so fucking retarded
To all short guys out there. There is hope. You can enjoy life as well. Learn from your king
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Why does it suck then? I'm just as tall as you and you're just being a whiny bitch. 170 is still on fucking easy mode if you know what you are doing.
Lift more.
It gets better, I've been there, believe me.
im 5'4 and even I have managed to get laid with thots taller than me, but I wont lie to you, being this short fucking sucks and I wish I had the guts to kill myself
>Dwarven King
It's not that I probably can't get laid it's that when i look back to my first gf 10 years ago I realized that she left me for my lanklet friend and height was a factor as i would see her ride on his shoulder from time to time when they were together and she never did that with me. i kind of fucked with me. there are other worse reasons but that was one of them
>5'10-5'11
women are stupid enough to believe you're 6'0 if you're 5'10, men aren't but you're not short enough for them to break your balls about it. not a big deal.
This explains everything.
Thots will fuck anyone, nobody has a shittier estimation of a mans worth than a thot, but you'll never gain respect with that height.
Napolean was literally conquering Egypt and Josephine was still openly cheating on him back in Paris the entire time, reading his love letters he sent her to her lovers and friends to amuse them, and he was 5'6
I've been there too my whole life and it's just stupid to be seen as practically a subhuman in everyone else's eyes because you're short. Every other manlet I see IRL is sucking tall chad dick all day for some validation and if you dont wanna do that you're left out. It's a ridiculous dynamic.
5'6 here with good face and body.
I live in the Netherlands.
I'm charismatic and social when I'm not busy playing WoW. I talk to strangers at the bar, get hit on by women taller than me and enjoy having a couple fuckbuddies tho i don't do relationship (unless i find the one). It makes life harder beeing short, a good portion of women do find it a deal breaker and men naturally respect you less. That doesn't mean you can do well for yourself i social situations. I speak 4 languages for example, that helps, good sence of humor helps also, good fahion sense even more...
If i could, I would love to be 6'7 but just do the best with what you have, it's all any of us can do.
>B-BA-BAKANA
I recently ran up a flight of stairs at crashed into the low ceiling with my head. Have had a really bad concussion for the last 2 weeks.
First time in my life i ever regretted being tall, but i bet the bagel midget would hit his little raisin against every surface he could find just to be my height
Dutchfag aswell 5'7" (170cm)
I never had the disrespected by other men part. Only taller people getting angry at me when I have more friends and get more attention from ladies.
i cant think on something more beta than basing your worth on some dumb bitch judgement
It's a shame he went down to their level instead of rising above everyone else.
It's hard to see clearly when you are at such an overwhelming disadvantage like that your whole life. It takes some serious dedication to improve your self worth and be able to love yourself.
>He didn't get the short joke.
His confrontational style isn’t exactly the most alpha. Maybe if he were taller it’d be alpha.
im 6'2 khhv
your theory slowly falls apart
Oh you are just being an asshole, got it.
There's nothing more pathetic than a loud chihuahua.
>t. 5'10"-5'11" manlet
I think it went over his head
He doesn't look daunted in the slightest. You agelets don't understand that because you would be, little fags.
Lol I am 5'8' and I dont have issues, you are just retarded and or ugly
>yfw in the eternal fence sitting abyss of the oh hey tier
>yfw would rather be in one of the extremes so I can have closure and peace
I’m 5’9 and get laid constantly, and my body isn’t even that great. You have an ugly face, deal with it retard
Hmph, let me tell you one thing...
>menacing song starts