Tfw Phimosis

Parker Foster
Parker Foster

tfw Phimosis

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Logan Diaz
Logan Diaz

tfw parents jewed me and I'll never feel what's it's like to have a full dick.
At least Sandra bullock will get a youthful glow from her foreskin face cream.

Gabriel Johnson
Gabriel Johnson

america, s'ppose?

Landon Lopez
Landon Lopez

Tfw I thought it was normal until a couple months ago

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Blake Allen
Blake Allen

been there, done that, had it cut off. works great and it does look better desu. still wouldn't do it to infants just cuz lmao

Jeremiah Thompson
Jeremiah Thompson

does it really need treatment? is there any other downside to phimosis other than
lol his dick looks funny

Matthew Roberts
Matthew Roberts

regular sex is uncomfortable, rape is straight up painful

Landon Smith
Landon Smith

Idk, havent gotten to use it yet

Adam Butler
Adam Butler

I don't understand, friend

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Ian Morgan
Ian Morgan

Speaking from personal experience?

Aaron Bell
Aaron Bell

as you insert your penis in a cavity, the foreskin gets dragged in the opposite direction. If the foreskin is too narrow to slide back and forth, you experience pain. Lubrication increases the ease of movement, thus decreasing pain. Women to not be aroused when raped.

I plead the fifith

Samuel Smith
Samuel Smith

i got raped when i was in first grade by three girls from 7-8th grade behind the woods of the school. At that age you can get hard but the foreskin hasnt completely developed i.e it doesnt go over the gland so it felt like someone was ripping my dick the entire time

Eli Miller
Eli Miller

My fellow tight dick friend said something about it being a lil uncomfortable

Jason Harris
Jason Harris

Phimoses are in fact not made equal. Some are mild and you can have a relatively normal sex life. Some make anything but a hand job with a special grip extremely painful and untreated effectively prevent from you ever having a regular intercourse.

Isaac Parker
Isaac Parker

This is the only excuse for giving the wee wee a chop

Julian Thomas
Julian Thomas

Most phimosis can be cured by stretching, there was a dude who had pinhole phimosis (literally the opening was 2mm) and completely cured it within 8 months of stretching, usually only takes 3 weeks or so

Cooper Morales
Cooper Morales

takes like a few weeks to fix. and i started from pinhole opening

Jack Morris
Jack Morris

whats your routine?

Ayden Allen
Ayden Allen

What if your phimosis is so extreme that it never gets pulled back at all?

Benjamin Russell
Benjamin Russell

thats not extreme at all, its extreme if you have a pinhole opening

Christopher Morgan
Christopher Morgan

stretching only helps if the condition is result of trauma or infection. If it's genetic, you gotta get cut

Hunter Allen
Hunter Allen

Absolute retard. Stretching works the same way you can stretch your ear lobes with gauges except foreskin generates new cells much quicker

Jason Williams
Jason Williams

if you put a gauge in your earlobe, it's being stretched 24/7. Are you suggesting people walk around with a hand in their pants, tugging on their dick 24/7?

Eli Myers
Eli Myers

pull my pants down and keep my dick in my hands when i have free time in front of my pc. then stretch it for however long when i feel like it

Evan Davis
Evan Davis

stretch your foreskin around a marble and then tape it there

Oliver Adams
Oliver Adams

I fucked a girl with no condom and it went away
I was self conscious because of girls but girls were the cure all along

Christopher Walker
Christopher Walker

From one uncut bro to another - DO NOT CUT YOUR FORESKIN.

I had phimosis for years until I learned that you're supposed to stretch it in adolescence until it's fully retractable(over time), look up guides.

If you mean your head is fully covered and can still be retracted fully then you don't have phimosis.

Alexander Thomas
Alexander Thomas

this is crazy if true, you're saying you couldn't pull your foreskin back by but pussy forced it into correct position?

based biological triumph, life finds a way

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Jack Perry
Jack Perry

lmfao fuck off kike

Jaxson Gutierrez
Jaxson Gutierrez

did it cure your aids too?

Easton Torres
Easton Torres

functional illiteracy can be treated, seek help user

Jonathan Long
Jonathan Long

Ignore cutfags telling you to get circumcised. There are no surgical ways to cure it

Jaxson Lee
Jaxson Lee

It means you're not able to clean properly getting a bj would always taste disgusting for the girl, besides that for you personally it can cause infections of the penis because you can't clean it properly, those infections can spread to the bladder or epididymis (part of the ball). Over time it will get worse and worse and might be so tight it even gives complaints when trying to pee.
Long-term there is a risk of penis cancer.
.t M.D. in urology.

Best you can do is stretch it slowly preferably with some steroid cream to reduce inflammation. If you get a circumcision i'd recommend opting for a partial one so you won't have issues masturbating or a completely foreskinless dick.

William Davis
William Davis

phimosis sucks but i don't understand guys with jew dicks and how vehemently they defend it

you realize you will NEVER feel what warm, wet pussy ACTUALLY feels like. right? you will never feel what a BJ is really like. your dick is mutilated and desensitized, and you defend it with "b.b.but it looks better!"

lmao.

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Colton Hughes
Colton Hughes

ok thanks, will look up some stretch guides and ask my doc for the creme. the urologist at the hospital (WAMEN) wanted me to get surgery but I was like hell na bitch

Carson Clark
Carson Clark

get it cut bro, girls love that shit

Bentley Butler
Bentley Butler

What's even worse is guys saying "but it gets dirty and girls won't want to give you BJs".

Like, NIGGA. JUST WASH YOUR DICK. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WASH IT REGULARLY ANYWAY AS PART OF A HEALTHY PERSONAL HYGIENE ROUTINE.

Cameron Smith
Cameron Smith

I had phimosis for years until I learned that you're supposed to stretch it in adolescence until it's fully retractable(over time), look up guides.
If you mean your head is fully covered and can still be retracted fully then you don't have phimosis.

also FRIENDLY REMINDER
if you have a YOUNG SON you are NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO RETRACT THE FORESKIN

5 year old me
parents think need to be able to retract fully to clean penis
which isn't even how hygiene works
can't because obviously i'm a fucking child
go to doctor
GUESS YOU GET THE SNIP NOW
believe all the time it was a normal procedure for my "problem"
realize 20 years later it wasn't a problem at all
got cut for no reason

It's baffling how much people don't know about what or what isn't normal. Although I haven't noticed any problems, I still feel jewed out of my foreskin and wish I could fucking sue the shit out of the medical staff involved.

Dylan Hall
Dylan Hall

Np, I usually prescribe clobetasol (corticosteroid class IV) twice daily applied thinly only to the most narrow part of the foreskin when you retract it as far as it goes. And then practice retraction as often as possible but at least once or twice daily. take the time to slowly try and get it further and further over the head, or if its wide enough using your fingers to stretch it.
Use the cream for 6 weeks, keep the stretches up for a long time until its good enough and its been stable for a while.
From the time its wide enough to get it back always retract it when peeing and when showering and put it back afterward.
If the foreskin ever gets stuck behind the head and is tight and painful and you can't get it back don't wait but see a doc asap.

Lincoln Murphy
Lincoln Murphy

I had pinhole phimosis, foreskin would not budge and couldn't clean the inside or anything. Went and saw a urologist who said it was the worst case he'd ever seen, they normally prescribe a steroid cream and stretching but I had to get circ'd. Pretty painful 2 week recovery but I don't regret it, dick looks better and no more smeg. Coincidentally have a friend who basically went through the same experience before me and agrees.

If you can stretch it that's the better option imo but don't rule out getting cut if it's bad enough

Lincoln Wilson
Lincoln Wilson

probably I didn't feel the pain because I was busy but I didn't even notice until I went to the bathroom

Josiah Powell
Josiah Powell

I just started stretching with silicone rings.
The hypersensitivity has died down a little and I believe I'm making progress.

Can't wait to Jack off using the head for once. 20 years of it being hidden away.

Aiden Roberts
Aiden Roberts

I had phimosis until I decided to solve it around the age of 18. No matter how tight it is, you can solve it by stretching. There's a great blog that details how to stretch it back to total normalcy from an extremely tight point (phimosisjourney.com/ ; I believe it's this, though haven't read it in years).

Do NOT try to solve it through the friction of having sex, for several reasons: 1. It could tear the skin and cause bleeding; 2. If you've spent the last decade masturbating with phimosis, you can guarantee the glans is going to be coated in smegma--a lot of smegma, though this will come off easily with cleaning.

Despite barely being able to pull it open with my pinky fingers at the beginning, I stretched it enough that my foreskin now retracts fully and feels perfectly fine during sex.

There is absolutely no need to sacrifice part of your cock to YWHW. Keep your nerve endings OP.

Some good times to fix your phimosis include:
1. Stretching while taking a shit
2. Stretching while watching TV shows
3. Stretching while browsing for decent porn

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Brody Sullivan
Brody Sullivan

20 years of it being hidden away
God just imagine the fucking smegma

Easton Perez
Easton Perez

You forgot
4. Stretching in-between sets in the gym

Asher Barnes
Asher Barnes

Surprisingly none
(I can retract flaccid)

Justin Turner
Justin Turner

Can testify that my glans was rocking some arctic smegma. It looked more like a white mass with flecks of pink.

Elijah Miller
Elijah Miller

Get a flashlight.
Seriously do it, i'm not even kidding.
Felshlight and lube completely cured my phimosis as you naturally retract your foreskin whenever you jerk it.
My cockhead is still extremely sensitive but its well worth it.

Adam Moore
Adam Moore

I've been waiting for full erect retraction but if it'll help I suppose there's no harm in getting it early

Andrew Martinez
Andrew Martinez

Believe me it saved my dick, it really did.
I still have too much foreskin to be aesthetically pleasing, but atleast i can clean my cockhead now.