Am i /fit enough to put this pic on my hinge profile

i promise i DONT look autistic in the face just wondering what fit thinks

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get a haircut
but yeah, you're le ebin muscle man by normie standards so go for it

fucking dont put shirtless pic on your profile

You're a fuckin monster by normie standards. You shouldn't use a shirtless pic as a profile, unless it's for Grindr.

Take one from a different angle, this one's really unflattering you autist

>mom said it's my turn on the xbox

The face honestly would make or break this picture

Yea I agree this is a horrible angle

Bro no,only literal homos upload pictures in that angle

I'll second those anons saying to use another angle. This angle, combined with those shorts, makes your hips look bigger than your shoulders. You want it looking up to your face, but not from too far down.
Good job taking it with natural light, though.

*stands over you*

>unless it's for Grindr.
>implying it isn't

Do you not realize how much better you would look if you had nice legs? I honestly do not understand the "skip leg day" community.

>rapist/wife beater angle
the monumental effect is good but it can be overdone

user this is a homo pose but if you're okay with that then go ahead

he's like 140-150lbs dude how the fuck do you expect him to have big legs

I wonder who is behind this post

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Is that really you? I have a feeling that you took some instaboy's picture and renamed it
well, the fact that you got everyone in the thread to show how angry and envious they are clear as day is your answer. you look good

They don't need to be big to be nice. He looks like he's never lifted legs and just played some sports growing up

don't have the camera facing up at you, it makes you look intimidating to most normie women you're trying to impress. Try eye level

It's probably fine contextually. Candid at the beach or pool is ok. Posed or outside of any scenario where you'd naturally have the tarp off, not ok. As long as you can show off the good without looking like you're trying to show them off.

Oh, and also shouldn't be your first/only picture.

You need someone else to take the photo. And have it more top down, this angle is shit and makes you look full t-rex.

You say you're not autistic in the face, but to me, any guy I see on Tinder with a non-candid photo of his ripped body, staring down the camera which is laying on a lawn chair, is getting a no. Also I can tell you have glasses on. Lose those.

holy shit, this board is so jeallous of everyone that looks good lmfao look at these comments no other place in Jow Forums or in any roastie-to-roastie anonymous negative criticism facebook group it's like this

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i mean i was being honest, it's a homo pose
it's like one of my favorite poses in gay porn

literally worse than the most vile w*men when they have the advantage of badmouthing each other under the shelter of anonymity

Depends on what you're after. 6-7.5/10's will eat that shit up, but the hottest girls/smart girls will call you out your clear selfie-timer loner pic. I've always thought a single tasteful shirtless pic is fine in any profile, but definitely a Brad move to take a shirtless SELFIE.

That being said I had a shirtless selfie in my Tinder profile and landed a beautiful south american au pair who told me how she doesn't like for guys to have shirtless pictures in their dating profiles. Just further proves that girls don't know what they want.

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his hair is literally fine and smoother than 80% of other men
>waaaaaa get a haircut you fucking homosexual faggot queer hnnnng, do some uncreative sidecut/complete buzz like me how dare you have better hair! why you no balding early like me?
body is looking greater than most and thanks to his genes hardly anything he chooses to be (ottermode, twink, bulky, even bellyfat) will look bad or hinder his aptitude to get a good looking partner
>waaaaaa this pose is so gay do you take cock in the ass? lmaaao fuck you no person should take a photography like this you should kill yourself immediately
legs are fine, he has a healthy "tan", veiny, not even skinny chicken legs, match the rest of his body well, which is hard to say for most
>waaaaaa why everyone skip leg day?? holy shit your legs are terrible you should vanish from the face of the earth

I'm not even sure if this is legitimately OP or not in the picture but you guys should self-suffocate yourselves until you become more a man. I'm sure you're full of deformities that would make others feel ashamed for you, if they were as pitiful and pathetic as you are, that is

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why the fuck are you replying to that post lmao

He's right, it's literally a gay pose

I'm replying concerning the entire thread
this place is a disgrace, I don't know if it was already like this in the past but it's worse than any women's club I've ever seen
you guys like to pretend you're all benevolent looking to help but only given the circumstances, if it's someone basically on their knees all insecure and frail asking for help
>so epic my dude, a gymbro helped some skinny dude on his first day and convinced him not to give up, wish every guy stood for each other like this
but then as soon as someone makes a more confident and assertive approach, asking any simple question, or even false-modesty, you're all consumed by envy and rage and need to make any negative remark to be able to look at yourself in the mirror

jesus dude i'm just trying to jack off to the pic and you're really ruining it for me

you made me read that bro
you are a true shitposter

op is mad fag

If you use social media or the internet to hook up, you already lost

it's a bit "suck my dick" pov

how long have you been sucking cocks?

use a angle like pic related....you want them to see what you will look like while you are sucking their dick.....

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i’ve never worn glasses in my life lmao

lmao OP this is a comically bad angle

Autistic angle. Who took this picture? A dog?

you're fit enough but you can take a way better picture. this pose makes your upper body look small. also don't listen to nerds who say don't put a shirtless pic first. You definitely should, statistically women swipe more on profile pics where you show body (provided you're fit)

Are you looking directly into the camera like a goofus?

>hottest girls/smart girls will call you out your clear selfie-timer loner pic
nothing wrong with that. why, is it better to go to the beach with your friend and try to pose like little faggots taking pictures of each other?

Half the posts are advice on how to get a better pic, bro.

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it's better because you can get a good shot and it implies you have someone willing to photograph you.

no girl will ever think, "ew, he posed and someone took his picture?" that's their #1 pastime and they see nothing wrong with it.

ultimately OP needs to not have a photo of him looking directly down at a camera. it says, "I will beat you down and rape you"

I'm so fucking lonely bros

I feel like I dont havevthe confidence to go after attractive girls. Every time I muster up the energy to talk to girls on dating apps it's some 5/10 I just want to bang

And the last two girls I actually liked either had a bf or was hung up on an ex or some shit...

and dating apps are fucking shitty in general. How am I supposed to form a connection with someone from a fucking tinder profile?? Even when I get snapchats, then it's all physical still


fuck idk. I dont even meet girls irl. My friend group doesn't expand. Class I guess, but theres only so many suitable ones and what are the chances of getting to know them and them liking you


I feel fucking ugly and there are mixed signals about my attractiveness in my entire life. One girl I went on a date on and she made out with me - didnt go anywhere but she still kissed me right? she didn't have to do that. And yet my mind is still screaming at me that I'm ugly and that's why it didnt go anywhere


fuckkk I'm so fucked up. I just want to be a man for once in my hoddamn life and I'm sitting here crying in bed

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Dude, its ok to feel sadness sometimes. Truth is, if your goal is to be happy, women will not satisfy that need my friend. Women should be complement in a mans life, not the purpose of it. If you seek happiness, better yourself; get fit, gather knowledge, progress in you career/job, etc. Do your life the best you can, and eventually women will look for you. And remember, women love powerful men, and power is the degree in which you are capable of controlling the path of your own life.

Thanks for the laugh

I see this phenomenon here a lot.

>not taking this picture naked
Bruh. Do you wanna get your dick sucked or naw?

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