Honestly what's the most alpha way to carry a barbell and move it across the gym...

Okay there Zoro, suprised you made it across the gym without getting lost.

Like an ultra greatsword in Dark Souls

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Carry it on your head for neck gains

Just shove it up my arse and crawl to the next station.

It’s not very alpha to fret over the way you move excercise equipment.

Your small penis is showing, put it away, no one wants to see that.

In between ur teeth user

Get your manlet servants to carry it for you, of course.

Fuckin based

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I just toss it on the floor and start pushing it with my feet

Load up your max deadlift and start walking with it.

Ds2?

roll it along the floor while crouching over and avoid eye contact with everyone, mutter sorry every time it hits someone

I take mine and load it with one 45lbs plate per side and then roll it to wherever I want to use it.

Unironically order the gym staff to move it for you. They have to or they’ll get fired

>not using it to pole vault from section to section.

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Get into squat position then forward roll to your destination

like so

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best one

step on it and ride it like a hoverboard

i usually just put it between my legs and pretend it's a horsey riding it to my next location

this but then jump onto the barbell mid air and ride it like that guy from dragon ball

get out of my gym spearchucker

Place the center knurling on your trap half will be in front of you and half behind you and carry it with one hand in front to keep balance.

ride it like a witch on a broom

Like pic related. Chest out and walk with a proud stride as you are going towards your next conquest.
Bonus points if you put all the weights you'll need on one end.

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like darth maul obviously

This.

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I Balance it on my palm like a pool cue

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Grab another barbell (preferably from some guy doing bench presses), load them both up and do a farmers walk to your next destination.

Audible chuckle
People are looking at me like I'm autistic
And they're right because I'm on this board between sets

OP, do this. You don't even have to succeed. Just make a solid effort at a commercial gym and record it. You will forever be a legend.

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Stand on top of it and log roll it, lumberjack style.

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Please draw diagram

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Extremely based and going to make it

like this

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BEHOLD MY IRON STEED

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If your actual lift is impressive you can carry it however you want

Also can always do lunges to desired location

Absolutely based.

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I need a full animation with noises to grasp this concept
Maybe a demonstration

Based and Javellinpilled

Call two manlet DYELs over to hang on either side
Never miss an opportunity for gains

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>not loud enough for other people to hear
never gonna make it

The virgin bar carry vs the CHAD CHUCK

fpbp