"you can't build any meaningful muscle mass on a vegan diet"

>>"you can't build any meaningful muscle mass on a vegan diet"

First time a vegan actually spoke the truth. I am flabbergasted.

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Gorillas are highly adapted to eating leaves and shit. Humans are not

Are you a gorilla?
Are you an elephant?

Are you a man or a mouse?

>Are you a gorilla?
God I wish

pretty sure gorillas eat other smaller apes

Daily reminder all vegan shills are useful idiots for environmentalist globohomo groups trying to reduce meat production because some shithole village in the Pacific might get all their trash shanty houses blown away by a storm

I guess no one got what I meant in but gorillas have a lifespan of 35-40 years. The joke being that if you're a vegan you'll only live that long. teehee

post digestive tract

who are you quoting? the gorilla?

1. Not the same species as us
2. Not 100% vegetarian, they'll eat insects
3. You're a fag
4. You're also not vegan or vegetarian
5. What you are, is a troll.
6. 7. ..or, KYS. All the same to me.

No, but OP is still retarded. Not all digestive systems are the same and gorillas testosterone makes ours look like a joke.

> gorillas testosterone makes ours look like a joke
yeah yours maybe

We got a tough guy over here.

>gorillas are human

now imagine we feed him meat

>100% carnivore
>will rape your ass just for fun while he's snapping your neck like a dry twig
>you eat what food eats therefore you're food, and he eats food, get it?
>makes your test levels look like a joke
>gorilla is smart enough to run away from him; are you?
>literally the Chad of the jungle

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If you do your research, most apes have a different muscle type than we do. They can't do very precise actions like surgery or writing because of that. Humans have muscles that have been fine tuned over millions of years to be able to do precise actions, since we started using tools so much.
But you can get big af while vegan, I've seen plenty of people who are. But don't put a fuckin gorilla up trying to compare us to them.

>But you can get big af while vegan
LOL no you can't, because they're all pussy little cowards and pacifists, and big manly muscles are too *threatening*. Besides which you don't need big muscles for your sewing circle or basket weaving so they don't bother.

Post dick, testlet

Alright niggers, prove you're bot a silver backlet and show me dem back curves

This. Take notes everyone

Truth

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Go ahead and eat like one. You'll live as long as ome too, just like normal vegans.

you just made this up.. show me how Gorillas testosterone is different to ours please?

>milk doesn't work because i'm not a veal
no, milk doesn't work because you're not a baby anymore so your body can't fully digest milk.

>gorillas testosterone makes ours look like a joke
we have higher test than all other great apes lmao, they just have stronger muscle fibers and better androgen sensitivity
there's a reason why humans are much more violent than other apes

They got more

Mogs you

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That would be terrifying to see while swimming.

>And with that, user created the planet of the apes

Virgin gorilla
>Eats greens
>Has tiny teeth compared to his mouth
>Small weird shaped penis
>Only one color on a gradient
Chad tiger
>Eats only meat and your wife's ass
>Big teeth that he uses for everything
>Has a barbed penis because women need to know the score
>Has stripes of orange and black because fuck you

also don't forget that felines actively beat the shit out of the females during coitus

Trust me user, I know
T. Has 9 stray cats outside his house

*only vegan for the last 1-2 years*
*roids*

enjoy a (You)

also, vegans get shot by poachers

So you can get eaten by niggers as bush meat?

You can get big on any diet when you're on gear.

>mogs you

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>mogs all catlets

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>mogs all polar bears

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fucking kek

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Iguanas are vegans and totally DYEL

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another important distinction, aside from the differences in digestive efficiency, is that the human brain is fuck hungry for calories
that ball of fat takes up around 1/5 of your caloric intake every single day

They literally eat their shit to fully digest plants.

Ex vegan 5 years here don't just don't go vegan you shouldn't

>no, milk doesn't work because you're not a baby anymore so your body can't fully digest milk.
wrong

>Mogs and triggers all the vegcucks

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Gorillas get most of the calories from FAT and their nutrients from FAT SOLUBLE micronutrients converted from plants. Humans cannot digest plants. I don't knowwhy this needs explaining every day on Jow Forums like why do we still have so many vegtards who can't comprehend the difference between an omnivorous (Gorilla) digestive system and a carnivorous one (humans).

this wouldnt work for a human
great apes like chimps and gorillas have 5-10x the testosterone we have

the more testosterone you produce the more amino acids you can resynthesise into own body

basically chimp can do with 5 grams of protein what you can do with 50, same goes for gorilla, we are not very high testosterone species

Humans dickmog every animal on earth

tofu needs proper seasoning faggot. Eat lentils to start with then gradually add beans. Buy wheat gluten off Amazon and find a seitan recipe. Quinoa,oats, wholemeal bread, amaranth. Watermelon is a good source of lysine, probably the best fruit to eat for protein. For protein powders try a mixed one to get a complete protein.

They're more vegan than they are carni

Gorillas eat up to 400g of protein from insects and the occasional reptile and small mammal every day

ngmi

>better androgen sensitivity
>there's a reason why humans are much more violent than other apes
test doesn't actually do anything ya dummy, it's the receptors that look for test that do something. having half the test levels but 100x the receptor levels will produce a greater effect. plus what the receptors do could be completely different, you could engineer androgen receptors that had the internal signalling pathway of a estrogen receptor. treating testosterone as a gold standard across species is fucking retarded

Reminder that gorillas aren't pure vegans nor is any other primate species. They can and will ingest termites and other small insects at any opportunity to the point of learning how to fish them out of mounds with sticks. Maybe learn about animals a bit before pushing your narratives onto them vegcucks.

> Literal sissy fag of the big cat family

A fully grown male gorilla could kill this faggot. They don't even eat gorillas or people unless desperate.

>Implying anyone using this argument isn't a troll.
> Implying veganism isn't about ethics.

>Implying animals have the capability to understand and develope ethics.

Well done for falling for the bait, I guess?

Gorillas get taken out by leopards. A tiger is well outside of a gorillas scope.

>vegan spouts lie
>gets called out
>I-it was totally b-bait

>roids create muscle out of thin air
you still need protein and calories ya dingues

do your research,
make sure you are avoiding deficiencies
hit your micros and macros
probably too involved for you if you cant figure out how fry tofu in oil

What about environmental reasons

And make sure you have comprehensive dental insurance before you go vegan.

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lmao why do people this retarded even attempt to make memes

>body can't fully digest milk
Imagine being non-White lmao

They do though

you understand what that corn is farmed for dont you? Its not human consumption

>tiger
>chad of anything

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Retard, Gorillas have a bacteria in their stomach who helps them digest and get even more nutrients from the gigantic vegetals and insects they eat, learn basic biology autistic dyle

Their diet is exclusively meat, what the fuck are you talking about

Tigers mog lions retard

lions are gay

srs

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I mean, you can, but why would you? Meat is fucking awesome.

tfw he's literally 10 feet long
His legs are bigger around than your fucking head

too soon

I know one of you veganposters is autistic enough to make a perfect scoring cronometer menu. Try and do that. If you can do that, this thread, it will sell me and I'll become vegan.

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Does no one in this thread recognize who this gorilla is?

oh the stupid reddit meme gorilla? yeah no one cares

They've really small dicks tho.

Gorillas aren’t vegan, these fuckers eat bugs and whatever else they can get their hands on.

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>"You aren't a silverback gorilla"

>2019
>not being so high test to fucking the twink of the pack
fucking kinglets

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idk man

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>lives longer than any meatcuck

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>any ape
>vegan

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First of all you aren't a gorilla dumbass. Second of all gorillas aren't even vegan.

Those are chimps you chimp.