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Um, I'm gay and you can totally get it. Very hot,

Keeps your sights on a mixed girl or the RWDS might have to make a visit, Erkel.

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Funny thing is I went to UK recently for work, we have a cute petite girl there, she actually started talking with me and showing interseress in starting a convo with me she was always walking , but since im shy I never spoke with her, we then went to a bar and she sat next to me after being alone for 1 hour lmao, I was drunk as fuck shed was not and we talked for hours I talked about aniem and computers and she said she will watch anime but she has a boyfriend I was in love with her, but next day I had to go back to Portugal, Im so sure we had chemestry but men...She gave me more motivation to workout because she said she liked my body evne tho she has bf ( I can show pic of me and her together if u want)

>I can show pic of me and her together if u want
Yeah go ahead I love petites

you may be or have:

standards too high
awkward
asshole
cheap
neurotic
insecure
desperate
trying too hard
reclusive wanker
any combination of the above

I have hard time, talking with people because myt life has only been anim e and games, I started working out because I literaly wanted to cosplay an anime character im not even joking lmao, My father left me so I always lived with my mother (she is white) so she always bought me shit and I spend all my childhood in my house. My boss is giving me tips on how to talk with girls and I have been improving , this recent scottish girl i met gave me motivation but I need to stop talking about anime and computers

Ya look like fuckin Cuban Steve-O

SOPA

I had the same exact issue bro. You need to push yourself to talk to everybody you meet even if it's just small talk. And get a wider ranged set of hobbies. Start from watching movies (go to the classics and then start going down from there) and then start reading.

>My boss is giving me tips on how to talk with girls and I have been improving
Is she a woman? If so that's hot.

thats me and her, she is so fucking cute I swear, I was in love speaking with her, I thin kwe had som,ething and SHE KNew it but she knwos she has a bf, also her bf is a fuckign basedboy literally

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nah my boss is the bald guy in the pic I posted below

Why you doxing yourself bro

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>Um, I'm gay
very reassuring. you guys will fuck literally anything, including animals, if they're hung enough

nothing wrong with doxing himself, he aint done nothing wrong and he isn't afraid

the unspoken rule is selfdoxers never get blackmailed unless they are assholes.
Besides this isn't Jow Forums fag.

There's your issue. You're a 1/2 nigger raised by a roastie single mom.

actually I was raised by my mom and stepfather.

i can second that

>tldr half breed mulatto wants advice on how to poach white women because mommy issues

i feel you bro

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Yeah she's a cutie.

One of the best pieces of advice I got given when coming out when coming out of my neet autism phase was knowing how to make jump points to other conversations.
For example if you ask a girl about so or so restaurant and she says "I never liked that restaurant I went there for my friends birthday last year and don't remember anything past 11. I woke up at my friends bathroom floor".

You can jump off of that by talking about, say
1. What you did in your last birthday
2. Last time you got blackout drunk
3. A funny story about waking up somewhere weird
4. Or the restaurant she doesn't like

>Stepfather
So you were raised by a cuck too. Ouch

Considering he's actually making effort to talk to girls he's better off then a good portion of Jow Forums.

People that say cuck literally watch cuck porn...Stop damaging your brain with jew shit maybe? then you wont be so frustated by my race

That's got nothing to do with my point.

>I need to stop talking about anime and computers
probably a good idea unless you know in advance the girl is explicitly into it

it's perhaps the biggest dating cliche ever, but cliches are cliches for a reason - vast majority of women want a listener. But, being a listener doesn't mean just sitting there and not putting your fingers in your ears. You gotta look engaged and intrigued by the things she says. Ask specific and detailed questions that elaborate on what she's already said. Vague, open ended questions like "so what do you do for fun" or "uh huh and then what happened" won't get you far

back to Jow Forums

What point lmao? Attempting to summarize a thread isn't funny or clever.

she said she liked piano and I then said I liked piano to because of anime soundtracks and she actually seem into it, she asked me to recommend an anime and for some reason I recommend "Your name" even tho I think it was a trash movie, maybe because its a romance movie and she is a girl. xd

>My boss is giving me tips on how to talk with girls and I have been improving
what advice?

he is kidna sexist so he always say for me to act like im superior to girls xd and to act manly with them and just look at her eyes always even if im bored. ALso my boss is always saying he wants to burn faggots and shit , he hates gays so much so I want to prove him im not gay

your life sounds like a sitcom if I'm being honest. he's kind of right tho. is he portuguese?

why do u say that? xd Yes we are both portuguese

I dont watch cuck porn, or porn at all. You can't lift away your genes though.

IM proud of my genes so there is nothing to lift away, you seem very mad that im a nigger dont you. You are setthing arent you, be honest whiteboi

op already posted his body. now post yours.

how old are you?

Who was trying to be either of those?

...m-meu deus...
...a criatura...

im 19 she is 18, my boss 34 , he is a boomer but he honestly looks a zoomer because he works out a lot and has healthy lifestyle. He also gave me a lot tips , I stopped having sugar in my cofee and only drink water because of him

well, that's a start, but you didn't really ask her anything, you just said something about yourself and then answered her request for a recommendation. you could have instead something to the effect of "yeah, i like piano too, what kind of music do you like / do you play piano / do you play any other instruments / have you ever thought about picking any up etc. Ofc if she say that no im actually kinda tone deaf lol then there's not much point in pursing that line of questions because you would just be effectively forcing her to say "im tone deaf" all over.

Instead you just kinda drew attention to yourself and then she had to pick the intitiative by asking you for a good anime movie
>act like im superior to girls xd
dogshit advice unless you're looking for broken, self-hating drama queens. it will work on them
>act manly with them
very vague, could mean anything
>look at her eyes always
good advice

can yall rate me? 6ft 5 guy in twenties

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washing and cutting your hair might be a good idea. other than that, you look like mark duplass

not bad/10

i took that pic right after i got out of the sauna

Dude fuck off. Youve made enough threads with your fucking face on it.
Youre 6'5, stop littering this board

You look alright. Do you have a photo with shorter hair.

That's some good advice. Just keep at it user. If you're as confident irl as you are on Jow Forums you'll get a qt in no time.

why are u so bitter?

not op but where do you meet girls if your sociallife is nonexistent?

You cute

you look brazilian to me

Gahdamn boi i just lost it

Probably because you aim too high. Try hitting on other mutts.

me in the back

cringe as fuck don't try to lower OP's standards because of your own projections

unless you're a ugly manlet like aziz ansari or something like that then it's easy to pull white or pretty much any race as long as you're Jow Forums

It's incredibly sad how many people on the internet actually need to be told how to do these things.

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Women mire my lanklet ness, I’m starting to get used to it finally

Poor cat lotta responsiblility

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Women mire my lanklet ness, I’m starting to get used to it finally
Ignoring women is the key to unlocking their vagina btw

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Ya then u made it...now its style game n hobby...plus a good job.
Pirate bay bang by rooshv...
With ur look u can bang white girls easy

Hmm try a beard line up

U european? Dude on ur break hit up finland norway germany prauge ukraine poland...theyll love ur look

Hell its summer hit the tourists spots in portugal

4.5 soi goy u seen better days

This...dont be an uncle tom.
Embrace dem black gains

>Ignoring women is the key to unlocking their vagina btw
speak for yourself