Im 24 and i literally have all these except hair loss. Is there any point for me to try anymore?

Testosterone. More like testostertwo am I right boys?

Really? Thank god, my bone mass is just getting to be too much. Hopefully it'll cut down on my outlook too.

Hahaha

If low testosterone has negative cognitive effects then why are the smartest people all betas. They’re weak looking, don’t workout, and eat shit food. What gives, does testosterone just not impact IQ?

Perhaps the two don't directly correlate. I have however noticed differences in cognitive function after working out. I believe the body and were designed to go a direction. So when energy is not spent physically, it is spent mentally, to continue the forward momentum of life.

yeah bro just prick your finger, rub it on a blank cd, then pop into disk drive

kek

imbecile

I check almost all of these and people still notice that I lift. Any improvement is worth it user don't give up.

Post body coper

not him but post body pls, it'll bolster your credibility

basically you are fucked

post body

Man, imo this was a really funny post and the only person who responded to me was the nofap tradcon retard who probably only skimmed it.

Looooooooool

>outlook
me too user, should I close my account?

Hormones dont work in isolation.

ask Jesus if he kills you out of mercy

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thought it was funny til I read this. pretty cringe bro

This would be like nearly every guy out there.

Its the full profile that matters.
You can still function well at the lower normal levels of test if the ratios are balanced but when theres also high e2, prolactin, poor thyroid function or anything else out its a different story.

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It's not cringe, it's alpha and redpilled to be open about your emotions, such as my disappointment. You should take this opportunity to let us know what's on your mind too.

They arent the smartest, being an autistic neet that does theoretical physics doesnt mean much, the people who run every thing are usually 6ft or taller males with avg iq of 128, do you think someone that is capable of running a multibillion dollar company is gonna spend their life in academia or as a desk jockey?

Avg iq of a university professors is 120-140,

Its a bad stereotype that is not accurate.

Academia may be full of wusses, but the world isnt.

I always use outlook at work, does this mean I have low T???

I'm retarded

Never had low T so I can’t tell you
You don’t either you’re just larping for ((yous))
Low t actually indicates an endocrine issue which is usually 87% of the time cancer related. So if you do feel strongly about it get a blood test and full diagnostic just to check and check your white blood cells.
It’s fun to meme and post bait but low T is very very dangerous and more than what those silly ass articles say that usually want to just sell you some snake oil testosterone pill.
I am an ER nurse for reference

>ER nurse
Confirmed retard with only basic medical knowledge

lel

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Pretty much all of the mathematics and theoretical physics professors at my university are tall and have a manly skull structures like that neathertal looking bulge above the eye brows.
In other departments that attract diligent autists and normies like biology but arent that challenging the phenotype is much different.
Id say its the other way round, if you look feminine and are low testosterone you cant make it in fields like math and theoretical physics, it requieres testosterone. Looking at the faces and frames of famous mathematicians and physicists confirms this even more, there are exceptions like Einstein maybe.

dihydrotestosterone seems to be involved in hair loss, not testosterone. DHT is just chemically modified test, so if your conversion is overactive you will be low T and balding. also I think you can get the "holy fuck I'm dying" kinda hair loss from low T

In some cases yes but not when complaining about not getting (You)s on an anonymous chinese cartoon imageboard. It's better to leave a funny comment untouched rather than to point out how funny it is. Like those fags who post "epic thread" in threads where everyone is in on a joke. It ruins it. RUINS IT.
My cringe remains bro

You only get to the top when you're over 50. Find me one young man who runs a billion dollar company, that isn't a product of nepotism.

Imagine being this retarded

Never seen a theoretical physicist who doesn't look like a fag.

>semen
>low test
?????????????????????????????????????

op don't get memed by a bunch of incels
do you work out regularly?
are you sure you are not overtraining?
are you sleeping enough?
you are not on a big caloric defecit?

I was on a high defecit for months and just with a week on maintenance my libido went off the roof

do you work out regularly?
Yes
are you sure you are not overtraining?
No
are you sleeping enough?
No. I cant help it. It takes me like 2 - 3 hrs for me to fall into sleep. I wank till i pass off daily and sleep with cum covered penis

you are not on a big caloric defecit?
I am. More than 1000kc deficit

live a good man's life and reincarnate into better genetics

Once a week is a lot

After a physically, mentally and socially exhausting day I sleep like a rock, so try that if you can.
The problem is i am personally almost never exhausted on all three levels at the same time.

This is from a psych course I took like 10 years ago but... apparently people with higher-than-average IQ are more "robust" on average, meaning they're taller and more muscular. It's only when you get into the genius-level IQ that there's a stronger correlation with being small and weak.

after 7 days im so horny i can't think about anything else. it's very distracting. what do?

where can i buy steroids online that are legit?

See an endocrinologist. If you are low T, you should be able to get it treated.

Low t is usually due to malnutrition which is the easiest way to explain the hair loss. High t leads to greater conversion to DHT which binds to receptors in the hair follicles and tells them to die.

tfw I have a T level of 940.
I eat mostly meat and animal products
When I ate a plant based diet my T levels were 500. I am 28 and I have all my hair.

I don't masturbate.

Go to the doctor and say you think you have low T, he will take a blood test. If its low you will get TRT and your good. If you dont have low T you, dont have low T and youre good.

Im not sure if youre trolling or not though, but better safe than sorry.

do you usually get gonadotropin to sustain fertility levels, or is this something you can ask for or is it just not done by reputable doctors?

all of these are also a sympton of high body fat and low muscle mass

get lean and strong and see how that changes everything

t. ex fatty

I have none of these BUT hairloss. Wanna trade?

lmao what they consider "normal T levels" now a days is actually low T.

what they consider "low T" now is enough to start transitioning to female without taking estrogen.

There's only one cure, bro.

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true dat
according to my test, I had 400 ng/dL or 14 nmol, the lower limit was at like 5.6 nmol which would be at 160 ng/dL. According to some figures I have the test of a 80 year old man, the lower limit would then be the test levels of a 80 year old man who died at the age of 79. And that's just the upper limit of what's considered pathological

Carl sagan.

Who’s fucking computer has a disc drive these days?

no it isn't, T levels peak at 7 days.

you retard, people actually do shit to appear low test so they can get diagnosed as low test and be legally prescribed test.

Dht is a component of hairloss but not the full picture

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I took a blood test a few months ago, and apparently I have more testosterone than the guys who work for buzzfeed... I'm a woman

Yikes.

Bro fuck,
I also have semen
Whats wrong with me...

kek

Oh god i too have semen, erections, muscle mass, body fat, bone mass, and mood. Do i suffer from low test?

It's not fair, I have to use outlook for work.

Make sure you don't have pcos

>Semen is a sign of low T
Uuuh I'm a reading it wrong? Does chad not have semen? Does he just emit a fucking vapour?

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kek wtf

They're all middle aged and overweight

Underrated

>having muscle mass is a sign of low testosterone

wait till /fraud/ gets to hear this

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degreelet cope, average IQ of physicists is in the 130s, avg IQ of people in business is capped at 120
the autistic neet that does theoretical physics likely has an IQ of 150, but hey keep coping lil nigger, you probably believe in "street smartz" too, fucking 80 IQ mutt

>Semen
???

Heh. Biggers.

the buzzfeed guys have like 30% of the average, a woman isn't supposed to have more than like 3-10% of mens average

>12 signs of low test
>erections
What did she mean by this?

Expose your whole body including your ballsack to the sun at peak hour for 1 hour, eat saturated fat (bacon, red meat, eggs, etc) and organ meats, eat a low carb diet (at most 60g of net carbs), drink coconut oil shakes if you can, that's it

dude.. I have mood..... does this mean I'm low t???

>tfw low T sickly framelet build and there's nothing I can do to genuinely change it

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Why is testosterone such a bitch hormone that gets disrupted by almost everything? Someone should make the virgin testosterone meme

>erection
>semen
>muscle mass
>microsoft outlook
f-fuck i have all of these

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Having erections and semen is a sign of low T?

Thanks for the info anons. I'll look into it.

>shed body
>no muscle mass body fat or bones
>no brain to have a sex drive or mood
>no outlook only 24/7 introspection

who else /high-t/ here

I'm not sure how you know this without a doctor already telling you something is up

These are all very non specific symptoms. These are similar symptoms in hypothyroidism, anemia, depression, etc. Half of these are symptoms of Ebola and you probably don’t have Ebola.

Chances are your testosterone is fine and I wouldn’t obsess over it. If you insist there is something wrong, go to the doctor and get your free and total Test checked. If it’s low, ask about starting TRT if appropriate TO IMPROVE YOUR FUNCTION. Highly stress to your doctor that you would be more functional by being more active, more sexually and mentally healthy and you feel you could accomplish activities of daily living better. This is what a doctor cares about, not how you feel per se. they care about, can this person survive independently and if you can make a case, you’ll probably be able to get treatment. Most doctors aren’t happy about treating borderline hypogonadism because it’s a scheduled drug with high abuse potential and frankly they just aren’t super comfortable.

The chances that your testosterone is low in a healthy young adult male are frankly just not very high, but it’s not impossible.

How is he wrong imbecile? Cut out all goy beans and sugar with no fap and you start waking up motivated rather than suicidal.

Id on shoes

My doc said she thought it might be the medication I was taking so I waning off of it right now to see if it helps.

>tfw a beta bitch
will testosterone make me alpha

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