Be european

I didn't realize jerky was an American food. Based Americans, jerky is fucking great.

>"""""sugar""""" bombs
>everything is 50%+ calories from fat
Good goy

It’s to kill off the niggers who have too low impulse control to select healthy options

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Your right, European culture is based on American culture

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wtf? no pulled pork? no brisket? no banana pudding? collards? cornbread? shrimp and grits? coleslaw?

what you posted is shit representation of american cuisine

Our cops do like killing foreignfags

It’s absolutely based

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seething ameriphonetard

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I like that we don’t supply healthy options readily. I meal prep my own food from fresh ingredients which means more squishy boys for me to mog

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neat facebook meme

Based Lidl with their 1kg Milbona fat free yogurts

Kalorienbombe

Pulled pork was invented by Spanish settlers, cornbread by natives, collard greens by slaves, grits by natives.

Brisket actually was invented by Texan ranchers.

>Be American
>Grocery shopping at Lidl
>Can buy all of that stuff, but strangely not from that brand

Do you have a point there? Settlers, natives, and slaves are all part of the American heritage.

>American food
>Cheesecake
What?

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I've literally never heard or seen that brand before in my life, and I doubt most other Americans have either. If it's even from America to begin with.

Americans fuck up your country's food too I'm sure (if we care enough to eat it, or know who the fuck you are), but we at least have the decency to realize that domestic shit isn't an authentic representation of what you actually eat. You have managed to be dumber than the average American. God help you.

Not really it's just interesting that a lot of that cuisine that was mentioned is from "involuntary" Americans. No really point to it just an observation

>'that much money'
>'Thailand'

oh so that's why you were at lidl

Yeah, that is pretty interesting. I like it though, because it is pretty representative of my heritage on the whole as an American. There's much to be proud of, and a lot to definitely not be proud of, but as an American you take the good with the bad and try not to fuck up so badly in the future.

>>everything is 50%+ calories from fat
yazio.com/de/kalorientabelle/sweet-popcorn-karamellisiert-mcennedy.html
de.openfoodfacts.org/produkt/20192716/mcennedy-jelly-beans
fddb.info/db/de/lebensmittel/mcennedy_joghurt_typ_cheesecake_cheesecake/index.html
fddb.info/db/de/lebensmittel/mcennedy_american_style_chicken_strips_382043/index.html
You dumb nigger, don't ever post in my presence again.

Bro I’ve got LIDL in my American town. I live in this shitty town in the south. It’s the only LIDL I’ve ever seen in America and it’s fucking based. Thanks Europeans for your cheap grocery store with good quality foods.

actually based

No shit jellybeans contain no fat
Contextual intelligence = zero
Don't drop out of school, kids.

I buy these from lidl for 1 Euro each.supposedly 20g of protein

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Please, you are right, don't visit.

We are full. Have lots of european friends that felt the same as you, didn't want to visit bc years of indoctrination. Traveled everywhere else. They came here to coach summer soccer leagues and never left. They refer to their old friends back in england as crying in their beers at the pub. They are good friends of mine so glad they're here but we are full.

>everything
Look up what that word means, Shitavious Gonzales.

Weird, I never tried salty popcorn before I came to america
I always thought it was sweet because in germany any popcorn used to be sweet

Leave our cuisine alone!!

Reminder if you don't own a gun you're a cuck and have no freedom.

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That's the idea of the American experiment to look at the rest of the world and say fuck we can do better than that and continue to improve and move forward even while we make mistakes. It's what pushes our economy and technology.

I do have a gun, except I worked to get it, fucktard.

864 familie?

based. you americans who pretend to be europeans are rootless degenerates and I would fucking murder each and everyone of you if I had the chance

user who posted about Europeans moving here after soccer camp. I forgot to add, they bought guns as soon as they were citizens.

Why, because they could.

Nah 336 brother

>jumped through legal hoops to exercise a natural right
>earned
Do you ask your local officials to unlock your chastity cage before you fuck, too?

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This, OP is false propaganda if it doesn't include our greatest food

It's Europe, cows a sacred there.

Bro... that ain’t American food. The closest thing in that pic is the hotdogs, and those are still ghetto food here. Get a real restaurant style burger or some good BBQ, then tell me how bad American food is.

mcennedy is a shit brand. I hope the food in america isn't actually that awful.

I like this image

These are the Americans we share a board with...

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It isn’t, lol

>Why should I travel to the greatest country on Earth?

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NO FUCKING BURGERS WHAT IN THE FUCK
EXPLAIN YOURSELF LIDL
CULTURALLLY APPOPRIATE RIGHT U FUCKS REEEEEEE

that sure looks like burgerspeak on the promotion in the windows retard

>why would I travel to America?
There’s a bit of everything here. Beaches, forests, tropics, deserts, cities, mountains, whatever you’re into, we got plenty of it. People here are also generally friendlier than the memes make them out to be, so long as you don’t come here and act like a pretentious cunt.

>Implying there's such thing as "burgerspeak"
Don't you know America is a land of diversity?

that style of shirt is american, as are the jean shorts. american culture is so strong and so omnipresent you literally posted somebody wearing traditionally american clothing probably without even thinking about it.

Europe is like an old and charming home town.

America is like a big new city with actual things to do.

That's literally any foreign food section of a super market.

Lol it literally says salsichas yall muricans stoopid

That ketchup mayo sauce looks like toothpaste

whole foods and trader joes is the kind of shit I wish I could get when I'm in europe

I unironically work for Lidl.

I love pic related and I always get it whenever there is an Italian week at Lidl

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I know. It's a disgrace if you ask me.

>1 euro for 20g protein

what the fuck lmao

>I would like to see something culturally different, like Japan, Thailand...
>can't even name a non-asian country
Why am I not surprised that this fag is also an asian fetishist?

Where do you work

>whole foods
you mean every small store that sells organic local food, that amerifags consider exclusive and expensive?

will try it next time i see it in lidl, i'm counting on you

There is literally no such thing as american food

Underrated glorious Milbona yogurt with 56kcal per 100g.

LIDL

What do you expect from a country that was literally founded only some 300 years ago, was founded by people who are too scared to live in Europe and has no culture whatsoever?

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Bison is American food

These fucking jelly beans on american weeks are my kryptonite. How do you resist eurobros?

Based portugal poster

yeah it's from new york supposedly

Isn't that canadian?

Novoroto finalmente um tuga

>typical dishes
Those are all unhealthy shit here too
You think Euro weeks here are full of the healthy foods from your countries?

Needs more:
PB&J sandwiches
Corndogs
Funnel cakes
Fried oreos
White castle's sliders
Chicago style pizza
Jelly filled donuts

I work with these two black guys who legitimately thought Canada was a part of the US

I once ate a box of those brownies when I was high

We have one in wake forest too

I used to live down the street from Wake Forest University. Go deacs. Why is Wake Forest in WS and not Wake Forest though?

I went there, your food is shitty, tasteless beans and very oily, your rice is a joke, your water tastes like public pool's water after a long day, your vegetables are like plastic, your meat is horrible

>t. chad brazilian
You american fags will be our bitches when we increase the price of niobium and have 60% of the world PIB

Yeah, the only eatable shit in US was fast food, and even then our fast food is better

kek fucking niggers

I usually buy the crispy peanut butter.
I buy 10 jars each time and it's pretty cheap, 2.79€ per jar

There’s nothing chad about Brazilians you fucking monkey LMAO

We bought those niggers fair and square from European Jews.

based milbona

>There’s nothing chad about Brazilians you fucking monkey LMAO
Just one of the features
Not even going to talk about niobium and drinkable water reserves so that you don't get humiliated
You better start learn brazilian portuguese mr burguer burguer

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>I tried french food in the frozen food section of my grocery store
>IDK what you europoors are raving about it wasn't even good

This is you. This is how dumb you sound.

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Right, I can get 80 grams for $1.00 USD

>drinkable water reserves
>"drinkable"

I'm from Michigan, fag. Get on my level.

we only speak spanish and english here