Greetings Jow Forums, it is I, the genie man
Post your wish and it may come true
dubs- in the coming month
tribs- in the coming week
quads- today
Greetings Jow Forums, it is I, the genie man
Post your wish and it may come true
dubs- in the coming month
tribs- in the coming week
quads- today
I wish magic wasn't real now
Sweet release of my soul
lord grant me peace
I wish I had healthier skin.
I wish I believed in myself.
I wish to be the dictator of equatorial Guinea where I shall develop a nuclear program to destroy the planet
Please nuke Brazil
I want to projet my will
Will My peepee poopoo
Make me rich already
I wish for the destruction of this universe
I wish I could get a cute redhead gf
I would like to have $5 000 000 please.
im utterly bored. I want change in the world. Of what kind? Doesn't matter as long as it's quick
Just give me a fucking exp lamp I need to lamp RC
I wish to be off probation
oh great genie give me a gf already
You have 3 wishes. You cannot wish for more wishes.
Go.
I demand the immediate gf, it is my right as human.
I wish I could wish for more wishes
more wishes
gove all other anons gfs
i just want to be loved
oregerenao
I wish that all the issues with my house were sorted.
i wish i won 90 million euros from euro jackpot.
I wish my dick would mold magically and automatically for different woman to give the maximum ammount of sexual pleasure a hole can have.
yes! now i need to not be ugly
i wish to go out with my crush
oregano
Give me the strength to change
I would like a cute girlfriend mister genie man. thankyou :>
I wish I had a mommy gf that loves me. I cant keep living like this.
i wish that she writes me back
lets try again, surely a second time couldn't hurt
maybe a third time then, im losing hope here
dude.. she is not writing back
I would like a big tiddy mommy gf :(
mr.genie man I would like to be stimulated but not sexually
I wishems that I were more confident
I want her to be my girlfriend and never let go of me
lord genie make my girlfriend actually love me pls
Wish I won a lot of money,if not a lot,then just enough,please
I wish I could stay a NEET for at least half a year.
a man can hope
I wish to fall asleep never wake up and lucid dream forever even after my death.
I wish I was able to stick to working towards the goals I set, even when it's hard.
I am satisfied with my life. There's nothing I want to wish for. I guess good fortune maybe? Yeah, I wish for luck.
1)secure me a capital of 100000000 euros in a swiss bank account known only to me and that is acquired in a manner that is perfectly legal, which can cause no arm (material ofr spiritual) to any being (alive or not), completely tax free and from which I can withdraw and use whener I want without any repercussion;
2) grant me the love of my life: the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, virgin and madly (without being yandere) in love with me, loyal and reasonable, with a iq of 5 points below mine and a compatible sense of humor and many interests in common whose views on life are perfectly compatible if not identical with mine;
3) make me, girl in point 2) and any person I actually care about being able to live happy, healthy and without aging until we want it to end, at will: a controlled immortality, granting us the actual gift of eternal life and without any possibilities of it becoming a curse or having any bad ending
I know you will find a way to fuck some of these up but I actually tried to be the most precise I can be and I'd really can use for some of these fantasies to become reality right now, I can't go on like this anymore: help me genie
I wish I had some money
Stick my pp in a pussi
I wish that my life would end without me killing myself and my family getting sad
I wish catgirls would be real.
TO have everything I want right now
give me a nice hyena wife
reroll for the extra luck
I wish that Tarrant does get out of jail free card.
I wish to become extremely wealthy
I wish to be biologicaly immortal.
Ergo commes
I want to die, please mister genie man
i wish for pic related to be my gf
Grant other cute anons their wishes!
I dunno just give me something good genie man
I wish I'd grow to 6 foot and the girl I'm infatuated with decides to ask me out
End me, that is all
I wish I'd grow to 6'1 foot and the girl I'm infatuated with decides to ask me out
NOT ONE OF MY WISHES WILL COME TRUE ARRRRGGGHHHH
Forget wishes why won't I get dubs or quads or trips
I wish I'd grow to 6'1 foot and the girl I'm infatuated with decides to ask me out
I wish for this shit to all end okay.. Tell me its all gonna be ok.
: ' )
Infinite wishes - no exceptions
Get rid of vocaloid. Wipe it off the face of this planet. Make sure it never existed.
unlimited money
not being a 3/10
I just wanna pass my shit-sucking English II class
Give me a reason not to end it all
I wish to develop better social skills
please let my acne go away :(
Motivation or having any idea about what to do with my life would be nice
earth is flat
original
I wish for true happiness. Originally of course
A text back would be nice
I wish some airplane would lose its propeller high up in the sky for it to fall on me and slash through my body
Rerrollll whyyy oragnianallalioo oriignnannloo
I wish this girl I like at work was single and broke up with her boyfriend
Will I go on a date soon
Originalad
i wish i was a cute trap and had a tomboy gf
I wish she would give me another chance
i wish to die quickly
Will I get a gf who is under 150 pounds, not the fat one orbiting me currently?
Lord Kek, grant me meme magic so I can be my own genie.
Even though I know this is bullshit and youre doing it for yous ill bite.
I just wish for physical and mental health. I dont know how long I can keep this up.
i wish for a chinese gf
True and everlasting omnipotence.
Genie please grant me the give of a painless death in the near future.
Give me uuuuuuuuh SOMETHING FOR MY BIRTHDAY
oh great genie. Grant me plump juicy vagina at minimal cost to me or my families finances or physical health
I wish for someone that i consider attractive to love me
I wish to get that job
oh genie man, just make everything end okay :^( its a lot to ask but its all I want. things don't even have to be perfect. Just.. okay
Please o genie grant me a gf
Magic man give me 100 cards of Pot of Greed
I wish I was able to enjoy all foods
Hail, oh mighty Genie! I prithee, grant me my wish of finding contentedness within my life and I will be eternally grateful.
I wish to win the big money lottery mr genie