Ok all things considering how much do you think his muscle mass is made up of protein he got from swallowing loads?
Scooby Semen Gains
None i imagine him dominating his partner
He is 190cm and way more muscular than his husband
The average ejaculation contains 171mg of protein and 7/10ths of a calorie.
Let's assume Scoobs ate normal food for maintenance, and used semen as part of his controlled bulk.
A healthy gay marriage/relationship likely results in one load swallowed per day
If he's been slobbing knobs his whole life, let's call 1985 his start date, because I can't be arsed to come up with a better estimate.
0.7 calories x 365 x 34 = 8687 calories
8687/3500 (calories needed to gain one pound of mass) = 2.482 pounds of lean mass from spunk.
Good job Scoobs!
I love this place and all its inhabitants
Thank you, random autist of fit
a load every day is ridiculously generous, even every other day would be a huge stretch
do not underestimate the sexual appetite of faggots. guarantee he has experimented in
>fisting
>gay bukakke
>sucking cum out of condoms
>double penetration
>circlejerking into a cup and drinking it like a shot
>12+ hour long popper-fueled orgies
and that's probably just in the last week
fags fuck all the fucking time there is no woman there to fuck things up
How long until someone creates an online calculator for this?
Hey we got illegal immigrants from /lgbt/
Good to see old Jow Forums is still alive
How did he get such huge chest
What is circle jerk in a cup
Scooby wrote this.
Hes good with math and shit like this, and he's telling us the first time he swalled a load was 85
glad to hear your marriage is strong, scoob.
hey gooby you forgot to say LOL
No way. T-this can't be true, right?
Lived with my ex-boyfriend for a few years. As long as neither of us were feeling under the weather we would usually get off twice per day. Usually blowjobs in the morning and then fucking after work, maybe additional times on the weekends. I miss him...
>A healthy gay marriage
>healthy and gay
>gay and marriage
lol
How do you fuck everyday without getting shit on your dick?
Or what if one of you had the braps?
It's definitely true. And lesbian women have the least sex of any couple.
If you have a good diet (enough fiber mostly), you should be totally clean. But then you can douche to make sure.
Luckily we were both versatile (though I prefer to top), so we could be accommodating when necessary.
Now I'm stuck jerking alone most of the time. Feelsbad
saved for future generations
"lesbian bed death" if you want to google this
>"lesbian bed death"
I have no idea how some women can just turn their pussies off like that. I could never just forget about fucking or jerking off.
Women don’t enjoy sex
>gets cucked by his wife
>loses custody of his kids
>pays alimony for the next 20 years
There are tons of muscular power bottoms. Basically every IG gay buff guy is a drama filled power faggot
seriously
wtf guys, I know you are all autists, but this, this is another fucking level
post the right one
it is the right one, I fap to hitler
That's gay bro
I worship power and swastika,
and still not gay as much as op though
cringe
only the ones whove been with you
Post body