Advice on dating a fit girl?

>be me, seriously lifting for almost a year now
>see an extremely fit qt on a dating app
>shoulders like boulders, god tier legs, mirin hard
>she actually matches with me
>holy fuck its happening
>i'm actually making it
>we're chatting, talking about lifts and gym preferences
>we exchange ORMs
>her numbers are seriously impressive for a girl her age (very early 20s)
>i ask if she is trans
>she never replies

like what the fuck man? do women always get this upset when you ask if they are trans? like its such a simple question FUUUUUUCK

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I don't think women like it when you think they are men. This is basic stuff user.

Lmao this

i didn't think she was! i was just asking like what the fuck. sure, if i had said "you're trans aren't you?" then yeah absolutely i would be implying she was a man. i just asked if she was! also, i'm starting to think the fact that she hasn't replied might mean she is trans. or am i just totally wrong? jesus christ this board has fucked me up

oh fuck you are stupid

>Alright squat and diddly
>literally a preteen chink's bench
She doesn't have a dick, obviously.

fuck you're right. goddamn it i fucked this up.

Its lack of sense of humor in all honesty. She could effortlessly reply something like "yeah are you ready to blow me" if she wasnt a boring cunt like every girl in the planet, but yeah it's dumb as fuck to expect anything other than getting ghosted after sending something like that. Women are babies.

What the fuck, user? Are you one of those guys who subconsciously sabotages himself because he's afraid of getting into a relationship?

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The very fact that you thought there is a possibility that she is not a woman is questioning her femininity.

>are you trains sorry i no good english

Women don't do bantz on the level guys do. They can't.

Are you autistic?

>my father was trains man

lmao thats me, how do you call this type of personality/mindset ?

>she never replies

I guess that's the price you pay for becoming a fucking Jow Forums legend. Good on you, young lad

Damn you're really good at not getting pussy!
Are you trans?

you are an autistic fuckup, but you did good by bringing us this conversation
worth

the only way to recover is to say that you are trans too.

>Are you trans
Ya blew it

was her name taylor

Bro I'm gonna tell you this as a complete dating failure. Don't even say something stupid like that again. It gave me a chuckle but only because of how retarded it was. This is coming from a guy who had chicks into him but ruined it by sperging out. Don't do this again.

Dunno the proper term for it, but you see them on here all the time with tinder screenshots and 'dubs decides what I say next'.

>stay strong, trans is hard job

I havent reached that level yet, but I made a tinder account with GigaChad pictures and swiped all right.

>mfw getting crazy matches

>>she never replies

Because she is trans, user.

Literally no way this could go well for you.

If she thinks it's a joke it's either transphobic or at her expense. Pretty unlikely you get the one DTF TERF with a sense of humor.

If it's not a joke it means you either are questioning her femininity (something girls who lift deal with a lot) or you're asking because want the D.

Who cares? Do you think Chad sits around worrying about what he says to women?
She didn't respond. Next.

You want my advice for dating a Jow Forums girl? Or any noticeably attractive girl, especially the super hot ones?

Here it is; be kind.

Unironically a large portion of attractive women crave normal, polite and sincere interaction. Obviously be interesting to talk to, you can't just bounce up to a stunner and say your Ps and Qs.

Think of it this way; a beautiful woman is just a person, and they grow up normally and then all of a sudden they hit puberty, and blam, everyone starts treating them differently. Boys clam up in front of them, other girls dislike them for no reason. Their achievements, ambitions, literally everything about them as a person is denied legitimacy because they're pretty. You got a place on the netball team? It's cause she's pretty. You got that job? Obviously the guy hiring you fancies you.

Pretty much nothing and no one is ever sincere; her prettiness nulifies her as a person. A normal conversation with a guy? Forget it. Mostly all of them will either become too self conscious, or will unashamedly try to flirt. Literally every single inter-personal relationship will become overshadowed by her beauty. Its like having a horrible disfigurement, only this is way more insidious, because people will actively hate the woman based purely on the fact that she is hot.

So all you have to do user, is just talk to her like a normal fucking person and listen to her like you would anyone else.

Unless she's a bit thick, in which case she probably just loves the attention without realising how much it destroys her true self.

ahahahahaha holy fuck
BASED

cringe and absolutely beta

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> matches with lifting thotty
> asked her if she’s trans
Wow you are actually retarted

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fight me irl

HU5 1PB, UK

'treat women with RESPECT!'
have sex please

sorry, "mate," i live in a real country, not the bonghazi strip

>135 Bench
How the fuck is that good

women have really fucking weak upper bodies
1pl8 for them is like 2pl8 for us

beta

That's a pretty shit summary of what I posted, thanks user

There's no way this bitch has those numbers

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
AAAAAAHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>ARE YOU TRANS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

*breathes in hard*

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*pants, almost suffocating, takes another deep breath*

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>ARE YOU TRANS?

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lmao at this dumbbass nigga

bro...

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Good strategy OP. I start every conversation with a girl by asking if they're trans. If they say no, I immediately ghost.

>is she trans?
It's a reasonable question user, and increasingly hard to tell especially if they get HRT pre-puberty. Post her pics.

Its not bad advise. A lot of Jow Forumsizens think of them as these godly creatures who they need to treat differently. This causes them to sperg out in front of them a lot which could be avoided if they didn't think of them that way. This is coming from a perpetually single guy though so don't take my advise

im a sub 11 sprinter and i cant squat that much

yes she is trans

Are you retarded?
You noodle armed mayo boys larping shit online who the fuck writes out shit like this ?
This is what a real man looks like white boy
>coPing cringe mog

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>first gf was one of two wheyfus I've ever know
>super tomboyish
>almost got the coach to let her play on the HS football team
>lifted with the boys in phys ed
>asked me out out of nowhere
>autism at full throttle
>manage to eek out "uh, sure?"
>cringeworthy and edgepilled 14 y/o fedora tipper then, no clue how to /gf/
>grab lunch a few times outside school
>go back to her place once
>play wii
>go home
>she breaks up with me
>tell her "I'm surprised you kept me around this long"
>no gf since
>met up with her for lunch last year for old times sake
>hung out for an hour, but 0 apparent interest

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wow

just fucking wow

Did you really just type all of that out?

Girls are very sensible via dating apps, you gotta be cautious but at the same time cocky

>Manlet
>roiding
Why are they always manlets?

we were all thinking it

Dating apps are the nigger of getting ass.
Official tier list:
S: Be a porn actor.
A: Be in a stable relationship forged since HS for over a decade
B: Having a good time at social events, occasionally getting laid
C-E: Anything else
F as in "pay respects: : Dating apps other than ones for faggots.

How is it even possible to have legs that small on gear?

Step 1)No leg genetics
Step 2)Don't work out legs

>Sandnig
>German/Scandanavian

Checks out.

>Talk to text

There's no way I'm going to be able to fake all this.

this but entirely in reverse

>peaking in HS

laughing at u

Were you hoping she is trans? Hooking up with a fit tranny was pretty cool. Good luck OP

You couldve atleast asked if she did conventional or sumo

Those guys are always using fake pics

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A 385 squat is like super elite level for a woman though isn’t it? I think statistically speaking it’s more likely she is trans lmao

ahahahahahahahahahah yeah i can tell you don't fuck.

lmao based aspie