I'm drunk, ask me anything. And I do mean anything.
I'm drunk, ask me anything. And I do mean anything
Owen Clark
Brandon Moore
Are you a girl (female)?
You have been muted for 69420 years
Michael Taylor
Could you post more busty brown gals?
Anthony Flores
I am a male (maIe).
Levi Davis
What do you do to pay da bills????
Ethan Gomez
Here you go, user.
I'm a cashier at a home improvement warehouse.
Lucas Lopez
What is your social security number?
This comment is original.
Jonathan Evans
fuck you? (y/n)
do you already know about the wondorous invention from those imgbrd boys? makes sankaku browsable and you can have literally all boorus in 1 +no ads
Camden Wood
Who the fuck are you and why do you have such good taste?
Christian Sullivan
thanks user
Do you have a degree?
Chase Kelly
535-40-eat a dick
>fuck you? (y/n)
Depends on whether you're a grill or not desu. The most I'd be down for is a mutual fap session if you were a cute trap.
No one in particular, user. I just like tan grills with big tiddies.
Yeah, from the University of Hard Knocks. Memes aside, I'm too dumb for college and I don't have the money to waste on it. Higher education is a racket unless you're a genius or a trust fund kid.
Joseph Evans
I agree. After I finish my Accounting degree I would discourage people from attending other than maybe Medical or Com Sci. There's plenty of jobs that don't require a 4 year degree that pay better than Accounting.
Joshua Lewis
Why does everyone here have good taste in hentai? I feel like this is the fucking twilight zone
Landon Scott
>I just like tan grills with big tiddies.
MAH
B O I
Isaac Ortiz
If you're not fapping to quality hentai in 2019, it's your own fault. We just have more time to build our collections.
I read that in Arthur Morgan's voice. I wish grills like that liked me, the only ones I can attract are short and chubby.
Asher Allen
My collection was sorely lacking
moar guys
Samuel Long
Ew, small tits.
Connor Young
Are you drunk and do you mean I can ask you anything?
Xavier Davis
I just drank two 24ozs and had a few shots, ask away.
Zachary Hernandez
>the only ones I can attract are short and chubby.
Don't sweat it. The short/chubby girls go immediately into heat for any guy between a 6 and an 8, I've had the same problem. Just keep your good standards, it'll pay off, friend.
Thomas Davis
opinion on free will
Brody Phillips
I'm more a BRAAAAPER myself
all tits are beautiful anyway
Juan White
We're all gonna be living the Gauguin life one of these days, OP.
Luke Adams
I was going to contribute but I literally could not find any nude brown girls in my Assorted
I'm worried that I might be racist
Bentley Anderson
We need to fix this
anybody here an expert on brown gals?
Justin King
I do have non-nude brown girls, so maybe it's not as bad as I thought
David Flores
I've had a couple brown girls in my time.
Blake Baker
That's perfectly acceptable my man
saving that pic btw
Henry Butler
My standards aren't that high and I'm not so good looking myself. I just have good height 6'3" and an above average penis, 6.5, not that any girl has seen it. There was a 4/10 who wanted my cock badly, was too much of a sperg to do anything about it and missed my opportunity. My ideal girl would be 5'10 with a plain-cute face, but I really just want one who matches my personality and likes me for me.
I don't really have one desu. I think there are winners and losers in this life, and you're either one or the other. It's decided before you're born and during childhood, I think.
Ass is great too, but there's nothing like a pair of nicely shaped big tits. My former oneitis had 36 Ds, getting hugs from her was amazing.
Cameron Hernandez
I know that feel bro. Last gf had titties to die for
Xavier Kelly
Your ideal gf is as tall as me stop this
I lucked out and performed the coitus with a 7/10 brown girl for my first time. Small tits, but she was smokin. Ever since then it's been nothing but downhill and now I don't go out anymore. Spending most of my time working on my career instead and in the gym for reason mentioned in the previous spoiler.
Eli Barnes
Never had a gf, I'm fucking jealous. Did she let you suck on them? What's it like to lick a girl's pussy? I really want to do that, too.
I love tall girls, user. I wish I could have standing sex with one while kissing her neck and feeling her up from behind.
Luke Turner
>What's it like to lick a girl's pussy?
It's not everything it's cranked up to be. Make sure you make her wash before you do that, take it from my experience.
>I love tall girls, user
So do I, user. That 7/10 had like two inches on me, btw. They always call me cute or something like that, it's fucked and it hurts. I'm not that short.
>I wish I could have standing sex with one
This almost always degenerates to bending her over a table or something.
>while kissing her neck and feeling her up from behind.
best taste.
Connor Lopez
Why she doesnt like me like i do with her?
Cameron Anderson
Show us your cumsock.
Ethan Clark
Oddly very true of them. Huh.
Zachary Cooper
Eww smol chubbers? So miniature cows huh? Either start working out and get in shape or whip a mini cow into shape. Or give her an ED. Make her starve herself until she's skinny then She's smolsticc and honestly an 8/10.
Adrian Nguyen
what's the weirdest shit you've ever beat off to
Elijah Gray
>miniature cows
Not OP but that's a surprisingly accurate description of them. They're kind of like less-gross gremlins. Also, I personally wouldn't spend the time on a porker. If you get her looking good, there's a big chance she's gonna go thot around because now she's getting all the attention she never got before.
It's because they know their place on the hierarchy. When they find a guy that isn't disgusting, but isn't a chad, they know they've found their niche that they could possibly squeeze into.
Michael Thompson
Basic bitch shit like guro
Daniel Hall
>not beating off to elf tentacle slavery prostitution amputee torture hentai
Dominic Hall
pretty sure a doujin with those tags is under my belt
Landon Gonzalez
Still sounds like a pretty good time to me. I just want to grab her hips and pound away.
Because that's just our lot in life. They never like us back.
Don't have one at the moment, just some tissues I've since flushed down the toilet.
Like I said, my standards aren't that high. A little chub is okay, but smolsticc is patrician as fuck.
Mouth nipples, probably. I really like dick humiliation as well.
Noah Gray
ask this question in /d/ if you want to see some really freaky stuff
Jonathan Davis
>I just want to grab her hips and pound away.
You'll make it, bro. I have faith in you.
Most of us probably do.
Jose King
>I'm drunk, ask me anything. And I do mean anything.
Hey me too
I mean, not to jack your thread. I don't even know how long I'll be awake at this point
OP how do you feel about snuggles? I feel like I've been turning into a bit of a slut lately but I've always been a cuddleslut so people's opinions on the subject are noteworthy to me
Connor Gonzalez
Now that's a high iq fetish
Henry Torres
I hope so, man. Thanks for the kind words.
I really wish I could get them desu. I want to cuddle with a girl so bad. Just having one lay next to me and her feeling safe and comfortable in my arms. I honestly fantasize about that more than sex these days.
Asher Miller
Does real love exist, OP? Bestow upon me your drunk wisdom.
Caleb Adams
> Just having one lay next to me and her feeling safe and comfortable in my arms.
10/10 taste
It seems like I'm in the minority on this but view snugs as a pretty platonic thing. Like it doesn't have to be romantic (though obviously I'm okay with it being that too), it can just be a physical manifestation of the connection I feel with a friend. Not that I'm drowning in friends over here but that's the idea
I'm rooting for you user
Adrian Clark
Yeah, it exists. It's just not for the likes of us. I've always thought of love, sex, and intimacy as things that happen to other people. Like reading about a civil war in a third world country; you just can't realistically think about that kind of thing happening to you. I don't know, maybe your life is different. But it's been my experience that life doesn't just work out. Good things don't happen for me. I feel like I'm destined to be an observer, nothing more. Like I'm meant to watch others take for granted the things I wish I could have. I don't know, man.
I disagree. I don't want that with a platonic friend. I've really had quite enough of platonic friends. I want a woman to be mine but that seems to be too much to ask.
Connor Lee
The cold harshness of the world, it really makes a man long for the softness of a woman. Too bad we're all degenerates who will die alone and unloved.
Daniel Flores
>do you already know about the wondorous invention from those imgbrd boys?
What are you referring to? I'm interested.
Luke Ward
thanks for the honest answer pal. i dont know how old you are, but i guess i feel like i haven't experienced enough to say for sure whether love exists. you're right though, i think for people like us it's definitely harder to find if it does. i can relate to an extent. i feel like i'm always watching others live socially conventional lives and i'm always the one who hasn't experienced anything and can't contribute. usually it doesn't bother me, but maybe it will in a few years. i know this doesnt mean much, but i hope one day you find someone or something that'll make you happy. in the meantime, a gondola for your troubles.
Eli Hernandez
>Does real love exist, OP?
>Yeah, it exists. It's just not for the likes of us
>I've always thought of love, sex, and intimacy as things that happen to other people
>it's been my experience that life doesn't just work out
>Good things don't happen for me
>I'm meant to watch others take for granted the things I wish I could have
I'm screencapping this.
The world needs to know.
This is how we feel.
This is what's wrong with us.
Jordan Carter
I've felt exactly the same for a long time, man.