How ya'll holding up?
on day 6 right now, had some close calls but persevered. Been flirting more, but not to the point where smack hoes look tasty.
To think We used to frequently ejaculate to two strangers having sex, and grip our phallus' until they got deathgrip.
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Did he died?
man little girls can be fucking cruel. and the "cute and innocent" effect most girls are very aware of gives off a diabolical vibe as well - this is why most scary movies feature little girls.
in my 3rd grade class we had a retard come in with his handler and be with the class to normalize him or some shit. i fucking hate public school man, such bullshit. but anyway, these two fucking girls... natalie and sarah, the two cunts, instantlly "befriend" him and everyone just thinks it's just fucking dandy. "oh it's so sweet they're nice to him" "Oh, they're such good people, such nice girls."
Yeah, fucking bullshit. Behind the adult's eyes, they treated that fucking retard like they're dancing monkey for an entire year. Convincing him to say and do rediculous shit to make them laugh. He was fucking huge too, dude probably hangs dong, but this was 3rd grade so whatever. who knows what depraved shit they made him do that i didn't see, like eating fucking living animals, dirt, wtf ever, putting shit in his nose, up his ass. he was their pet retard, it was disgusting.
funny how we all saw it as kids, but couldn't put it into words, but we knew it was wrong. years later i met up with some classmates as adults now, and we all had grand fucking time recounting how those two fucking cunts tortured a retard and were praised for it.
also, this happened in my home state.
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Mice can't die by falling, their terminal velocity isn't high enough
>t. retard
legitimately have sex
day 14 here and I have noticed no difference at all except that I'm much hornier than usual, especially at night. This is a fucking meme, isn't it Jow Forums?
lol. did my true story offend you two knuckleheads? sorry some girls tortured a retard - didn't mean to make you angry for some reason. hm.. losers.
But is hamster?
Just reading your post was more tourture than anything a little girl can do to a retard, retard.
>knuckle head
oh God you're a shitskin or lefty aren't you
HAHAHA what utterly pathetic losers you two really are hahaha what a dweedledee and dweetledumb duo. you two haven't had sex and are all pent up with incel rage, just fuck each other faggots hahahahah sad pathetic
>Mice can't die by falling, their terminal velocity isn't high enough
and diamond is the hardest metal
im such a worthless incel i cant even masturbate correctly. i have to do it through boxers/shorts to prevent the friction. i tried to use lotion earlier this week and it completely dried out my dick
Accidental nofap here. Forgot to masturbate for a couple weeks, and so I came to embrace it. Going on 7 months now. Anybody else have a similar story? And even when I did masturbate I didn't get hard.
No, Dragon Force is the hardest metal known to man.
When I was 14 or so and I arrived at a new school two bitches, the popular ones tried to befriend me telling me on day 1 that one of then liked me. It was a trap.
oh god i wish that was me
I mean you seem to be the retards here bollos
Well, what did you expect?
Day 8 here. I don't feel any superpowers yet. I do feel happier I guess. I've been trying to leave porn and masturbation for a while, but I have trouble making it past a week. Nofap has helped me see girls as human beings and not sex objects. I can now talk confidently to girls and I even have a girlfriend.
more energy, better sleep, better gym performance. Anything really; I expected to be horny but I hoped to get something out of it. Apparently it's just for fap addicts though so I feel like I've been taken for a ride.
That's a relief. I have a skydiving trip planned and am bringing my therapy mouse Charlemagne for my anxiety now I don't have to buy him a custom mouse sized parachute. (Turns out they are really expensive)
>masturbate daily for a week
>noticeable decease in gym performance
Back to nofap.
>its just for fap addicts.
How often did you masturbate before you started nofap ?
Probably once every 2-3 days, on average. Sometimes more, sometimes less, depending on how I felt like it.
Relapsed a lot this past week. Last Tuesday I think it was I messed up. Screwed up again today. Literally felt myself get stupider.
Before weekend when I messed up I had such high test I watched Berserk and got inspired. And I don't really even like anime that much. Lifts had also been going up 10-25lbs a week (other than DL which has stalled due to forearm strength, I use double overhand with no straps, almost at 4 plates). It's real honestly. Fapping makes you dull. I work with a bunch of guys who I know get into degenerate stuff. They're some of the most uninspiring people I've ever met. Sad really.
Regardless. A new week is about to be upon us, and I do wish very much to be in line with a clear conscience again. Purity is of utmost importance. Stay true gents.
>it was a trap
One of the girls? Was he pretty?
i busted a nut this morning to some threesome porn and made out with some random chick in a bar. Nofap is a delusion yall.
>kegels
I dint jerk off for 6 months now
Porn is cool for me, and so are cute girls and blahlaba i have more energie, i lift better
Is all cool user, do it like me
I stopped counting after the first couple of weeks. All I really noticed was that women smile at me a lot more and I have a lot more energy at the gym. I now have the energy to train 6 times a week.
If not jacking off is the price to pay for this energy boost then so be it, I feel much better.
we are not saying you cant be a high functioning addict
an addiction is still an addiction
>it must be evil societies fault that I didnt realize not to touch my dick for the whole day
see you on Jow Forumsbestof4chan!
You are a huge autist
can you make a version of this but just replace the 5 with drug addicts please
>This is a fucking meme, isn't it Jow Forums?
Obviously.
Bit depending on how often you used to jerk it, you'll get the usual benefits of quitting a bad habit, like willpower gains and thinking higher of yourself
Make sure he will land near you
as far as i heard he will get hurt maybe even heavy injured , but he wont die
Well I first started accidentally reducing my nut schedule to once a week, because I only had time in the weekends.
Then I went on a two week camping trip and after that decided to just keep going since I was just handed a 14 days streak for free.
Made it some 200+ days (stopped counting eventually) but unfortunately relapsed back two every weekend recently.
But if I make it through tomorrow I'll be on another two week streak and it should be smooth sailing from there on out.
Fucked up yesterday and jacked it to porn for four hours. Didn't cum so at least that's good, but still fucked with my sleep schedule. Honestly I think excessive use of caffeine and CBD can be huge risk factors in relapsing. Gonna take a cold shower now and fast to get some mental clarity back. Stay strong brothers
Dumb kid, I feel bad for the hamster
edging is worse, user...
Is nofap even a reasonable thing to do when you're a no gf autist?
For me jacking it has always felt shameful and always will. At the very least I reduce that shame. It's not a cure for autism though.
The whole point is to self improve on all levels. You do nofap/noporn(!) to have the energy to go lift and also go out and socialise. The pent up sexual energy will make you more social by default (if you're also lifting etc.), but you should also go out and get a fucking life as part of the process. In terms of reading, get 'No more Mr. nice guy', 'Models' by Mark Manson and maybe some PUA shit like 'The Game' (I know the PUA scene is 99% garbage, but it's what got me laid back when I started out as a retard autist).
I usually Jack off every day, but right now I'm on vacation and I haven't jacked off for 2 weeks. I haven't been intentionally been trying to do Nofap.
I feel exactly the same. This shit is placebo; it only works for incel who let jacking off take over their psyche.
>WHERE AREE MY SUUUPER POWERRSS REEEEE
It's about dicipline, self control. Learn to hold yourself back. Learn to not look at every women with lust. Allow you cock some breathing room
Edging still fucks with your dopamine receptors. You may as well have just orgasmed.
Doin great! I have absolutely no sex drive right now so I'm going to kill myself.
Nah, edging is admittedly bad, but the whole 'may as well cum then' thing is a (((ploy))) to get you to expend your life energy. Also, what's with the negativity? You faggots need to get off the black pill and actually try to support each other
That's a hard black pill to swallow.Most kids are evil little shits and their inocence is nothing more but plain stupidity and ignorance.
>try to support each other
Fuck. You're correct.
Apologies for my comment. You had the right mindset to not cum, shows you have some resilience. I hope you don't come close to it in the future.
Wow look at all that text
Get many sheckels from rabbi steinberg for that?
>Unlikely
day 2. horny but not wanting to fap if that makes any sense.keep thinking about my fucking psycho ex who was a thick redhead. bout to blast this on my girlfriend's face tomorrow though and eat that ass like it's my last meal
I want to masturbate but I know Ima fuck my gf tonight
But Im so fucking horny I cant concentrate on studying
Thinking of lifting but its too early and Im gonna wake up people in the house (I do calisthenics in my room)
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
it's a guinea pig retard
>muh joos
Seems like most of the Jow Forums nofappers are the 3rd type, the very worst of them. Pathetic.