What is the first thing you do morning Jow Forums?

60 push ups. Sometimes I have breakfast and laze around for an hour before that.

No morning runners? I get up at 5:30 and jog over 5k daily, and usually I'm back inside before an hour passes. I take a shower once a week though because I don't interact with anyone and I want to minimize contact with the fluoride water in the shower

> Wake up
> Make bed
> Toilet
> Put in contacts
> Make coffee
> Shower
> Drink coffee

check reddit

>I take a shower once a week though because I don't interact with anyone and I want to minimize contact with the fluoride water in the shower

roll out of bed, literally
hit the floor, do 10 pushups

pray

smoke weed

Piss, pin GH, E3d pin my roids, fasted cardio, brekky, shower, head to work

based

this, though there are days where I don't open them

>smoke weed if I have the time
>coffee
>then go to my cube job that pays the mortgage
>I havent lifted in two years
>adulting I guess

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>wake up
>piss
>dress myself
>brush teeth
>drive to work
I used to love when in high school we had morning gym class every day. Can't really get myself to do anything in the mornings alone.

>adulting
Holy shit I hate this word so much
You sound like a brain dead zoomer whore please refrain
It’s called being responsible, fucking people in their 20s acting like they're still children

>wake up
>lay there for about an hour
>force myself to go up
>slowly painfully make my way to work

if its a weekend i just lay there for 2-3 hours until its time to hit the gym

>Wake up (5:30)
>make coffee
>drink coffee while on the mug
>shower, shave, brush teeth
>out the door by 6:30

>fucking people in their 20s acting like they're still children
That's my fetish hobby too but you've got to stop or you'll never find a wife

Think about her and how i wish she was there and how she'll never be again

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Go pee

Then if normal day, get dressed

If sunday, creampie my wife

Watched that movie yesterday for the first time. I thought of too many memes, but K is just constantly sad / fucked up

So your wife gets creampied by Chad or some nigg nogg mon-sat?

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Nah, just not first thing in the morning

>tfw married a nympho

How do I stop doing this regularly?

Drink a bunch of water before bed so you have to get up to pee

Set an alarm on your phone and plug it in on the other side of the room.

The alarm must wake you up at the same exact time -every day-

Give yourself an actual bed time.

As soon as you get up, get something small in you. Half a glass of milk, or anything with calories.

When you get up, get dressed to go out and put shoes on.

Start working when you get up, not sitting around. Get to work. Life is work. You don't have to work hard, just work toward something

well its saturday so im still laying here in bed. might put on clothes at like 1pm.

if a weekday, up at 0800 , get dressed, go to work

Eat a good breakfast and go innagym. Sunday morning is my rest day, so I have a lighter breakfast.

My man

6:30 - Get up and try to resist the urge to get my laptop and browse Jow Forums for an hour
7:30 - Stop browsing Jow Forums and do my workour for the day
8:30 - Shower and then breakfast
9:20 or 9:40 - Go get one of the trains, depending on how much time I wasted showering and eating breakfast

pissing into the bathtub while fingering my pooper to see if everything smells fresh

what do you do for a living? Are you a NEET?

admire my morning wood

its true. thanks i needed to hear that

>25 investment banker
>engaged

im still a child its true

>31
>married
>lawyer
>have newborn kid
>still wake up at 5:30 every morning and either lift in home gym or go run
>every single day

Feel misserable

god i wish that were me

DELEETTEEEE

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stay there for 30 minutes
masturbate for 20
then go to work usually