Who else sacrifices breathable air for cheap protein bars on eBay?
Expired protein bar farts
David Watson
Asher Sullivan
It's bad bros :/
Noah Evans
U gots 2 do wut u gots 2 do.
Nicholas Baker
>I need a sniff.
Ian Ward
What would happen if during anal intercourse the brapper brapps while my pee pee is inside the poo poo? Will the brapps go into my penis and possible inflate my scrotum?
Nathaniel Wood
I would like to know this too. I've been afraid to sodomite my gf because of this. It would suck if it somehow damages my testis and test production
Aiden Lewis
Angel Rogers
Do you seriously want to know? It's really not hard, if she has a good diet with plenty of veggies and fiber, she should be ready to go after a bowel movement and a shower. If you want to be 100% sure that she's clean, she can douche and make sure the water runs clear. Use a condom if you're nervous.
t. homosexual
To be honest though, idk why your gf would want to do anal. I doubt it's nearly as enjoyable without a prostate.
Austin Roberts
>idk why your gf would want to do anal. I doubt it's nearly as enjoyable without a prostate.
Dude, it is 2019. Many girls have a prostate. Stop being a misogynic bagel manlet
Christian Perez
based
Bentley Cox
it's a domanance thing, being inside her digestive track is as close as you can get to a girl, start by smelling and licking her asshole, then penetrate and just leave your dick in her butthole and soak.
Jaxon Morris
>it's a domanance thing, being inside her digestive track is as close as you can get to a girl, start by smelling and licking her asshole, then penetrate and just leave your dick in her butthole and soak.
This is very hot and arousing. Do you have more details about this way of copulating?
Gabriel Reed
Would 100% sniff all the gases that release from that prime brapperoni.
Ayden Perry
Seriously. That was an excellent way to write and describe it. I twitched and got a semi reading it. Care to describe more about filling her intestine with dick? How warm it must be maybe? Feeling it process live and move some shit or gas around? Maybe pinning her down by the neck and ordering her to tighten her sphincter so it jerks your dick off as you let it rest inside that warm anal cavity? Tell us more!
Levi Morgan
lmfao you've got some funny ideas about anal. It is warm in there though, yes.
Grayson Edwards
Of course its funny. I've never done it and can only make guesses based on porn and how people write about it. Jow Forums is a bully free zone, need I remind you.
Jaxson Smith
It's best after she poops, one poster said to have her go to the bathroom and douche, ignore that.
have her take a shit then do anal, the walls of her ass are now coated in a warm, buttery, coat of fresh poo, insertion is utterly effortless, and zero lube is required.
Nathan Myers
If your going to do this though, going into her ass, then having her shit with your dick in her ass is best, It's a 10/10 feeling to be pooped out of her ass.
Jason Bell
>have her take a shit then do anal, the walls of her ass are now coated in a warm, buttery, coat of fresh poo, insertion is utterly effortless, and zero lube is required.
This is the right post. Maybe have her eat a lot of chocolate the day before do make the intestinal coating even more buttery and sticky?
Hunter Edwards
Yes! This was the type of thing I was hoping to read. This would require a condom but still. Imagine feeling her push out your dick with her anus. I need to mind a cougar whose into this so I don't die an anallet.
Nicholas Fisher
Anal fucking is great cus it’s anal but desu it doesn’t feel half as good as pussy
Leo Ortiz
Based faggot
Based retard
Aiden Anderson
You are all nasty. Repent.
t. fucks clean anguses regularly
Sebastian Edwards
I have about 10kg of whey protien that expired in 2015.
Initially I bought it for a $6 a day ’DIY Onions’ recipie that I was going to use to leave humanity behind, but then got too lazy to mix.
Makes my farts smell like absolute sewerage, I give it away when I can.
I rarely use the stuff now and instead blend eggs and milk for shakes.
Elijah Flores
I bet. Pussy is always ready to go and a bunch of velvety layers of skin that completely eat up your dick. I know physically pussy wins out but psychologically, when you describe it like the other guy did...I imagine the sensation is just about as good
Nathaniel King
Sommer Ray
Nathan James
Noah Perry
I had a fart fetish before coming to Jow Forums. Where did this come from? Why do I want to sniff so badly? Why do we all congregate in the same board?
Joseph Sanchez
Ryan Nguyen
Whats your porn history like? Have you always liked anal or when the butt is the main focus? (reverse cowgirl, pov cowgirl, bouncing, squatting over etc) What about in general? Do you generally look at butts before boobs in person?
Bentley Stewart
HIGH T!!!