Are you Jow Forums enough to wrestle a woman?

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Easy way to win is to stick your nose in it and inhale hard.

Wrestling with rules? If she’s experienced she would probably beat me. Wrestling with some random fit chick with no rules? She doesn’t stand a chance.

How can I wrestle a woman? I also want her to make me lick her pusy, how can I make this possible?

Kinda related but I'm 1 month through nofap and I wanna start BJJ.

I'm a 25y khv, so any human contact gets me excited, even when girls I don't find attractive at work touch me sometimes. How the fuck won't I get hard rubbing against other people and getting leg locked face first into pussy.

yes, of course. the rules only hold you back but not her, dumbass

What the fuck is this UFC shit with all the gay grapples? How about a boxing match or something thats actually physically demanding?

Anyone would get hard in that situation, just wear a cup or something tight

b8?

God l wish that were me

Imagine the smell

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erections do happen when you're new and desperate for the female interaction. some girls are mature about it and understand it happens but, i wager, most will simply avoid rolling with you.

generally, within a few weeks the novelty will wear off and you'll be more concerned with learning the art and not getting your shit fucked up. if you've been there awhile and you're still getting erections while a girl is trying to choke you then you may be the topic of some complaints and/or an instructor might speak to you about it. at that point you may have to beat your meat once or twice prior to class and/or avoid rolling with girls altogether for a bit till you grow up.

what's really fucked is when you're new to grappling and you get erections while rolling with other guys (unless you go that way i suppose).

>be a random retard in a 3rd world country in a shitty gym
>bad diet, poor discipline, random workout routine
>effortlessly outlift competition-tier natty women
I think most men have enough strength to compensate and overcome the advantage of the woman's fighting skills/techniques desu

MMA IS USELESS IN A STREET FIGHT

Yeah

Yes, I grapple with women everyday. One of them is a stripper. I train twice per day and am one of the best grappler's at my gym. Also one of my female trainer partners is friends with Miesha Tate

One of the female fighters at my gym pissed herself in a fight.

>mfw I partner up the autistic 14 year old boy with the stripper whose tits are hanging out.

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Idiot she's an mma fighter and probably can kill you in 2 minutes unless you're trained or above 6'5 and bulky.

Imagine being this much of a beta male that you'd get beaten by a skinny girl haha

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sauce

i would destroy the ever-loving shit out her and I would have an erection the entire time

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I'd imagine any guy with even just some Jow Forums background would be able to just overpower any woman, even a well trained MMA expert female.

Doing god's work, user.

Staged and fake

>Imagine spending so much time on Jow Forums you actually think that a women would even have the slightest chance against an (untrained) male from roughly the same size.

All these vids are so obviously staged every single time.

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A woman simply lacks the strength in a 1 on 1 fight. It's fucking basic science. Maybe if the guy is really dyell, retarded and has balance issues or is heavy intoxicated or something. But any normal 1 vs 1 fight? Yeah no I dont think so. All this shit is nothing more but fucking fetish porn for beta's

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post her pusy

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it is not strong woman, it is just weak men. lmao

Miesha is such a fucking hot jew bitch.

Unless you're getting laid on the reg, there's no way you can do nofap while starting bjj.

Why the fuck do gyms allow men and women to wrestle against each other in the first place. Any red blooded male who isn't absolutely pussy whipped is going to get horny with his body rubbing up against a woman's.

How does he manage not to get erect? Is he a literal faggot?

There's always some sexual tension when wrestling with a woman. When I did judo, wrestling girls seemed kinda tough, but that was because I couldn't really use force the same way as with a guy because they just seemed so fragile.
Though I was kinda young then and the size difference wasn't that big.
Also it's kinda awkward because their tits are constantly in your face or in your hands and their body just feels so soft.
Fuck, I think I should get back to doing it.

Unironically yes.

when you look at his bulge, you notice that it gets substantially bigger by the and of the clip