Does anybody follow scooby on Instagram? It’s really gay

>He doesn't know about enemas
You can either buy them in the pharmacy, stick it up your ass and then evacuate your intestines or do the cheap version of filling yourself with water using the shower hose after unscrewing the head and inserting the hose in your anus.

Also, in gay culture having fun is actually more important than anal sex, that's why there's so much gay entertainment and they come up with tons of shit to pass time

> needs an entire medical procedure carried out before having sex
> so difficult to have sex they pass time in other ways

Have sex.

You do realize that you don't really have to do it if your diet isn't trash right? You also do realize that anal isn't the only form of intercourse right?
>Medical procedure
Kek. Have sex

Niggas be like
>being gay is completely natural

But then stick a garden hose up their ass so they don’t get infections on their dicks

That's done in like 5 minutes anyway

I don’t even care, Scooby will always be my Natty Knight.

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Yasss.

:^)

>caring

Scooby's definitely the bottom. You can tell his asshole is loose from watching his videos.

Stop shilling yourself, Scooby. You've done some good for this rotten world, but you need to renounce your life of sexual degeneracy and embrace the path of Jesus Christ so that you may save yourself from damnation.

inb4 sodomite cringe posting

Upvoted!

BRAAAAPPP
youtu.be/DltwoA_UCus?t=6

And I thought you were trolling.

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Normally I think faggots can fuck off but I know that scooby is a good guy and Im glad hes happy in a relationship even though its with a dude
What a strange feel

How can you deal with women? Vaginas are fucking gross. They are bitches who can’t forwardly discuss anything without dancing around the subject.

t. coping straight man with garbage diet who’s asshole is literally never clean and smells like shit all day

>just lets it rip
>doesn't edit or reshoot
How can one man be so alpha?

>t. coping straight man with garbage diet who’s asshole is literally never clean and smells like shit all day
I am this person

The fact that Scoobs is gay really is the cherry on top that cements him as the patron saint of Jow Forums.

uno farto @ 0:06

Scooby is a great guy, gives solid advice and is very knowledgeable what difference does it make if he is gay?

You should change both your diet and attitude then

Because all of Jow Forums are closeted, bitter faggots who when seeing a chad who happens to be gay that’s bigger and has “made it”, they go into full defense mode like the feminine homosexuals they are.

This goes for all couples?

no, just the ones who paint together

hi newfriend

why do you think that in the first place then?
vagina is awesome. are you fucking gay or something?

>Vagina is awesome
Are you gay or something?

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Gay men are virgins

yea any sort of labelism is gay in the not actually homosexual shit but like how you'd use gay in middle school

but a thread died for this shitpost scooby is gay as hell and a grown ass man he can do whatever he wants

Genuine question for gays,
How do you have rough sex multiple times a day?
Doesnt it hurt?
Pink sock?

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Yes it was the faggots that gave you the right to marry. Praise the faggots and their mercy for allowing their own fellow faggots to marry. Nothing to do with the rest of us, it was all thanks to those lipstick and high heels wearing faggots. So brave of them to fuck other men in the asshole. Well done scooby, may you continue to never reproduce desire reproduction.

>How do you have rough sex multiple times a day?
Why would you?

Proof scoobs isn't a bottom. If he were, that fart would be silent.

???
If you love someone, and you’re spending the day at home together, that’s what you do.. sex, cuddle, sex, food, sex etc...

Especially these guys lol. I can’t imagine them not gettig rough with each other but at the same time I can’t imagine how they haven’t shredded each other’s intestines

Are you 15, mate?
I spend my days reading books next to my girlfriend. Occasional sex, but we just live our lives together.
Sex, food, sleep, cuddle, repeat is just destructive to your self improvement.

I mean the sex doesn't have to be rough to be enjoyable. As for the second part the answer would be a lot of lube I presume

probably if they were teenagers and werent S tier boomers they'd lack the experience for sustaining that shit.

if i was the youtube og in an alpha male fitness couple i'd want to preserve the tissue to be able to keep up bein gay proper and all and try to communicate with partner, lotion, awareness of allergies etc.

i havent fucked a dude but having a girl acknowledge it mightve been too rough, your ass should be on amazon and google trying to figure out lubricants and lotion if you tryna not make her identify your pipe as a degradation of her orifice cells

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Your low libido is directly caused by low test
Occassional sex isn’t possible when your gf throws herself at you all the time because she knows you’ll smother her everytime

>takes daily hiv medicine together

anybody else worried scooby's gonna get skin cancer?

no, he probably puts on sunscreen
he's not dumb

i mean, he looks extremely burned a lot of the times

>Your low libido is directly caused by low test
No, libido varies between different people and is affected by a wide variety of factors apart from sex hormones.

that doesn't mean that test isn't a very big factor in libido

You know nothing, dude. My test is above average. I got it tested about 6 months ago.

Maybe you should rather consider that your libido is crazy high. Most people don't have sex daily.

C O P E
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He has AIDS

>t. coping straight man with garbage diet who’s smells like shit all day
Same here, no matter how many shower I take and how clean is my ass, I still smell all day, cant take transportation, elevator or go in closed places anymore

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>I mean the sex doesn't have to be rough to be enjoyable
Dude, hate fuck is the best fuck, ask any woman

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Haha I bet if I reply to that “hello from Jow Forums faggatron” that I’ll get almighty gains, but don’t any other anons do it too

Rip

I don't care about women though. Hate and anal sound like an unpleasant combination

Scooby used to be cool, until he became obsessed with fake natty youtubers (most notably joffrey). Now he just flaunts his gayness like the dumb homo he is.
Should've just sticked to fitness advice, nobody gives af about your sexuality and shitting on youtuber idiots is a waste of time, scoobert.

Scooby got the big gay

Haven't really been paying attention to his videos since 2013 but that sounds sad.

His YouTube channel is about him touring and lifting

>He has AIDS
For real ?!

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You never had a girlfriend right?
Yeah, at first you go for quantity, but later on you'll value quality much more
But i Guess none of this will click untill you have a girl(or boy) of your own, so good luck, we are all gonna make It

>vagina is awesome. are you fucking gay or something?
Vaginas are fine, it's what they're attached to that's the problem.

That guy looks like a juiced Mike Pence. The role playing must be awesome.

You have zero reading comprehension you retarded nigger
Obviously I was referring to my (ex) female gf

Amen.
How was church today anons?
You do lift to be a muscular Christian right user?

Paid.

They are recruiters not reproducers.
Inflirate the top of goverments, media and even the holy Vatican to further the devil's planning of making what is evil look lile a virtue.

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it was depressing. i'm such a peice of shit

Dilate

Filthy Redd*t creature.
>BACK TO YOUR HOLE FOR YOU

>Doesnt react, doesn't edit it out
This man is the definition of based

Women are biologically inferior. If men had a way to develop artificial wombs, homosexuality would peak

>thinking a jewish slave religion will free you
Is this what christkikes actually believe? Thats pathetic

scooby is a roiding loser who blocks people that question him

>jewish slave religion
>Jesus was killed by kikes
>"herr dere he was jewish" xDDD (different tribes)
>considered blasphemous
>jewish law is no longer followed
Go kys you faggot

Have male friends fuck females

Get the better sex with females and have intellectual convos with male friends

Don’t shit where you eat dumb dumb

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>knowz alot about gay shit and butt stuff ;)

imagine if you could HAVE SEX any time you wanted, just by walking up to a woman and 95% of the time she would say yes

that's what being gay is like

based

how do i become gay

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Ask Jow Forums, they've somehow managed to trick themselves into gayness

Take the D x failure

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>If you love someone, and you’re spending the day at home together, that’s what you do.. sex, cuddle, sex, food, sex etc...
How to spot a literal virgin.

He's a grazy faggot. I would be very surprised, if he didn't have the AIDS.

Stop pretending to be me, filthy sodomite.

... licks taint together

>haha you can perform a time consuming, unnatural procedure before sex and THAN your dick AKCHUALLY won't get covered in SHIT I bet you feel pretty silly now haha
also
>in gay culture having fun is actually more important than anal sex
>gets molested as a minor, dies of AIDS or suicide

>3/4 of the main sacred text in common with judaism
>successfully replaced native european religions
>b-but jews killed jesus! it can't possibly be a jewish religion!

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Hey gays, couple of questions if you don't mind:
1)why gay pride parade entails exposing all kinds of degeneracy? I thought that being gay is about being attracted to males, can it be done in a way that is more private and less degenerate?
2)how are gays oppressed in western countries? Men kissing won't ever look not disgusting to straight men (traps can do the trick though), other than that where is the oppression? I mean there is no death sentence or chemical castration and people don't even throw stuff at you, what exactly more do you want?