Ok guys major fuck up.
I went to a edm party yesterday because the DJ there was a good friend of mine. We also brought our whole "gym crew" to show of our gains there just as Zyzz did on festivals.
I wasn't ripped tho, cause I am currently bulking. To my surprise there were heaps of attractive women.
Anyways, because we went their with our DJ friend, we arrived super early, thus we got to stand right in fron of the DJ Deck when the place started to fill up.
Important note:
Before we went I shovled tons of oats and milk into me because I knew eventually I would get hungry and the chances of getting actual food their was pretty much 0.
As we were in front of the DJ deck dancing in the crowd I suddenly see a hand reaching for me from above. It's my DJ friend who wants me up behind the DJ deck. I could've just walked around like a normal human being but my DJ friend wanted to be spectacular. He told me to jump over his DJ deck while he pulls me up.
Thus combining the push force of my legs propelling me upwards and him pulling me up. And honestly it seemed like a good idead at that point. So we tried it. Obviously after my feet left the ground I had to have body tension.
JUST WHEN I FLEW OVER THE DJ DECK I UNLOADED MY FUKCING FOOD. Not even through my mouth, but through my fucking butt. I had horrible diarrhea because of that fucking oat milk mixture and those short ass Zyzz like gym shorts didn't help.Probably 30% of my diarrhea landed on his DJ deck. I tough the DJ deck with my left foot and take the whole table with me. Cable unplug and the music stops playing.
Everyone look to the front and sees me standing, after I went to the ground, with shit all over the legs and my gym shorts. My DJ friend just looked me in the eye and said something but I couldn't hear him. I just powerwalked out there like a fucking autist.
It has been about 16 hourse now and I have made no attempt into contacting my friends.
I have to stop writing because this is getting too long.
