Which pets are Jow Forums-approved?

Manlets

silverback gorilla

Bishounen

He's having a right ol' sip. What an absolute lad.

not cats thats for sure

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Friendly reminder that cat purring accelerates muscle/injury recovery

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Those you can fight and not worry about talking to the neighbors or visitors.
One of my dogs goes to the neighbors backyard. Sticks his nose through the fence.
What is he telling them?
I'm going to have to put him down. He'll talk at the dog pound.
He's not like my other pets. They are keen on remaining quiet lest they die like the lobster I took from sea.
He looked at me wrong. I could tell if I did not act fast, I'd wake up with my aorta sliced open and dead.
When I went for him he escaped from his kennel and went straight for Kitizen Wiskas. I hit it with a frying pan.
I threw him in the street drain but I've lost sleep.
I keep thinking he'll come back. I think they can live for a hundred years. He didn't look that old so I think if he survived he'd grow big.
I saw Crawl last night. It was very scary. Next weekend I have to clean out my basement. There could be alligators, rats or other nefarious creatures. A flood could happen. So scary. What if I find eggs? Do I eat them?
Atleast my pets are upstairs right now. I have to check on them soon. What are they doing?
I met a cute woman at the petco.
She was in the doggy training area. They teach pets tricks. I didn't go in or actually talk to her I saw her. I should go back and enter my dog Nobiscus into it. He's still young he could learn tricks.
But not too many. Dont want him learning how to open doors. Jurassic Park was so scary.
Nevermind. He'll talk to the others. They can't get too smart. Must feed them soon.

Dogs and otters. Cats a shit

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A girlfriend

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Twinks.

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Wrong. Cats will lay on your back while you do push-ups.

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Cat:
- Smaller version of apex predator
- Trust is earned
- Doesn't immediately roll over for belly-rub, exposing vital organs
- Clean
- Soft
- Portable (gym bag)
- Brings you game (mouse/bird) out of love, instead of being trained to do so like hunting dog.

Dog:
- Will betray years of companionship for stranger with a steak
- Smelly/dirty
- Not very soft
- No stealth

My dog brings me hunted food out of love

I don't hate dogs or anything, but the image that dog people have about cats is completely wrong. My cat will come running up to me and put his paws up because he wants me to put him on my shoulder like in OP's pic.

Lion

>- Portable (gym bag)
Lmao

>No one mentioned possums
poor yogurt

I like dogs but cats are based. You may as well call them actual apex predators, instead of smaller versions of one.

Yogurt is based

Cheetahs are the only Jow Forums approved cats

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Lol haha post more cute anime boys with pets haha as a joke lmao

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The based bird of gains, of course.

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CHAD CAT

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Beta fish.

Shiba Inu

having pets is a cope

Bloatmaxxx kitteh

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jesus christ

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He said Jow Forums-approved, no /lgbt/-approved

Shih Tzus

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He said Jow Forums-approved, not /mlp/-approved

A fucking Dragon
If you can't find one, the next best thing would be a huge dog

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This.

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Dogs are the most beta of all animals

Cats bring you food because they think you are a lousy hunter though

Meow meows

Gave me a chuckle

i got frog fish and turtles but i think the most /fit animal to own is a fucking horse. Sometimes i ride my sister’s stallion and it’s fucking awesome

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Emu is the only answer. Allows you to rest and recover safely while chasing swaying predators (other gym goers afraid of being mogged) from your house.

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Good post user

Shih Tzus

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I got news for you, user.

what a cute little bugger

b&r

Look at him go.

Based.

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Heard you was talkin shit.

possums are the only answer

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Dinotendies approves, so do i

Blessed hydration boy.

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>Will betray years of companionship for stranger with a steak

Idiot. Cats will betray you the moment someone else starts to feed them.

What kind of cat is that?

Plus they defeated the Australians

None. Pets are gain goblins.

So cute and weird.

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Cats will avoid humans that haven't earned their trust over time.

For anyone that doesn't own a cat, cat owners are actual fucking cringe.
>That weird ass voice they make when trying to pretend the cat is their friend
>Why don't you talk to it haha
>just stroke the cat xd
>I like it BECAUSE it ignores me and spends all it's time outside away from me
>I enjoy paying a ton of money so she can go out with her real friends all day
>Yeah I guess I have to buy more toys that she'll never touch again
>Why am I so lonely?
>Haha my cat went out and fucked the neighbors cat, n-no I don't mind haha I'll just look after her spawn I guess
People who own cats are the fucking worst man. G a i n s g o b l i n o i d s

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Cats infect you with a brain parasite that essentially makes you a soiboi
Dogs are retarded and funny

>Dogs are retarded and funny
Can confirm. They're the best bois

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From that it's clear you've never had a cat that loves you, and that's a shame.

Weird how the people who would know the least about what it's like to have a cat always seem to think they know everything.

>redditpacing
>passive aggressive response
nice toxo, bro

Does

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Trigger

You

Faggot?

and a phoneposter to boot
wonder how many pictures of his cat he's got in there

Uhh, no? You clearly need a better metric to tell if someone's a phoneposter.

>Uhh, no?
and a redditor too

Now you're just repeating yourself.

No, they do it out of love/respect, I know because my old cat was a chad and all the fine cat bitches use to litter my fucking stairs with dead birds while howling for him when he came in the window. He fucking hated them though, wanted them off my property.

post your ugly cat already, we both know you're just dying to do it

Tigers

Actually I don't have any photos of my cat on this computer. Any other objectively false assumptions you want to make?

>too afraid to post cat
>too afraid to post body
it's an r9k regular LOL

>LOL

Jeez, Reddit much?

Him et da bred

clearly a Borzoi because they are the best pet period.

>big boiz: 90-120 lb
>fast boys: nearly as fast as whippets
>bred for greatness: They were used to hunt wolves back in the day in Russia
>lazy: when you're on your rest day you can always chill out with your big couch potato

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Literally the niggers of the dog world

>the vast majority of Jow Forums owns cats
really makes you think

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