ITT: we design new gym equipment
the cuddlemaster
>bench with humanoid shape
>cuddle tightly against resistance pad for cuddle gains
>hole in bench and bucket to allow tear collection
>scent packs available which are placed on the neck of the human structure
>scents available include the perfume that your mother wore on special occasions
Delete this
I'll take 3 if they come with anime girls for the cuddling
the squatnpotty
>a squat bar with a toilet built in for those who shit themselves while squatting
AHEM
the backpatter
>allows the user to train for their chad father patting them on the back
>no longer will the user be thrown across the room at a simple back pat
>can be lowered to pat ass for people with daddy issues
the womber
>progressively crushes the user into a smaller and smaller ball
y tho
>The Manlet Stretcher
>"Gain an inch a week!"
the metal rod pushup
it's like a pushup but you lie on a bench holding a metal rod with weights on it, you push it upwards then down and then up again.
it makes the entire body the core for better core strength
seems dangerous what if you drop the rod this would never take off
cant be bothered to draw it but neutral grip overhead press
Imagine if you dropped the weights on yourself. What a stupid idea, I know this is a joke, but who comes up with this kind of thing?
OHP smith machine
> Sweatflix
TV attached to a treadmill that only continues to play if you keep your pace or heart rate above a certain threshold
the stairmasters at my gym do this
Now THIS is an invention
The magnetic weight loss belt
Basically its just a giant electromagnet that you wear around your waist and when your fat ass tries to pick up a fork its ripped out of your hands and stabs you in the dick
Right here (but in a power rack)
GO FETCH THE MANLET STRETCHER
NOW!!!!
neck curl station
Kek. I kinda want to try neck curls on the leg curl machine though
i'll take 3
Fuck your filename
That kinda shit is feminization and mind fuck stuff you ever let a woman do this to you that isn't your wife she is grooming you and does not respect you as a man
choke her and rape her or gtfo of that relationship
What
the fuckin twister
>1 arm behind back
>you run around the pole
>pull as far as you can then release
A cable weight machine where you're strapped down and tickled and make gains as you spaz out
